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By *i015 OP   Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

Sperm is good for the skin! The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know, I think I look good for 75

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know, I think I look good for 75 "

By the looks of it your boobs are wrinkle free also

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I know, I think I look good for 75

By the looks of it your boobs are wrinkle free also "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a documentary once about a lady that used to buy sperm online to make face masks. Sometimes it was delivered fresh via courier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What p&p would you charge for that?!

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Crumbs I should have beautiful skin then.... Especially on my bum!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If that's true why are bollocks so wrinkly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sperm is good for the skin! The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face."

I suppose it was a man who made that fact up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's true why are bollocks so wrinkly"

Do you rub your spunk into your bollocks after you've cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If that's true why are bollocks so wrinkly"

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

So if I have a good wank our the pile of ironing will it save my wife any work with the iron later??

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By *ust Us TogetherCouple
over a year ago

Newport

Must check messages before posting as there appears to be no edit message option!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So if I have a good wank our the pile of ironing will it save my wife any work with the iron later??"

A different kind of starch methinks

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who likes to cum over my boobs.....hasn't helped them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know why I look years younger than my age now

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I wanked into my girlfriends selection box,.... I thought if she asks That's a sticky topic

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

It's also low in calories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My decolletage needs some spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it work on my shirts? I really can't be bothered ironing tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that fanny juice has had exactly the same effect on my face..... ahem..!!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"Sperm is good for the skin! The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face."

Why don't Loreal bottle it then? Its not as if it is in short supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know, I think I look good for 75 "

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