FabSwingers.com forum: dwalf fetish

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a dwalf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a dwalf?

A sholt pelson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be easier to find a dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once "

Was it happy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a feeling this ain't gonna go well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**shakes head in disbelief**

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Some people will not be Happy, in fact some could be very Grumpy at this suggestion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some people will not be Happy, in fact some could be very Grumpy at this suggestion.

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go grow up ruffstuff....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I like bashful girls .. Leave the sleepy ones alone ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I never made any jokes about elfs that was others!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never made any jokes about elfs that was others!?"

Elves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Whatever I'm dyslexic my spellings shit shoot me!

Any dyslexic fetishes haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever I'm dyslexic my spellings shit shoot me!

Any dyslexic fetishes haha"

I like drinking in bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe in Satan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever I'm dyslexic my spellings shit shoot me!

Any dyslexic fetishes haha"

So erm....let me get this right. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a dwalf is half a dwarf ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it? "

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An elf is the same as a dwarf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't "

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it? "

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't "

You're only 5'8" so you're almost a dwalf yourself. Definitely not a big boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it? "

Having dyslexia isn't funny but a joke about dyslexia can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?"

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes"

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? It seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

This site is not the real world, most people with the darker sense of humour won't show it on the forums and generally inbox each other laughing behind the scenes... Iv already had a few on this post alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Please Miss, are sprites real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Please Miss, are sprites real?"

Sprites are real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have friends with dyslexia..............

and spellcheck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Please Miss, are sprites real?

Sprites are real.

Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Pixies ARE real. They were at Glastonbury this year, although Black Francis has lost his edge and the new female vocalist isn't a patch on Kim Deal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on . . Elvis is not real ? Was it Cliff Richard all along ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fat suit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Please Miss, are sprites real?

Sprites are real.

Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday

No. There are sprites in Morrison ' s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on . . Elvis is not real ? Was it Cliff Richard all along ? "

Course it was 'Crying In The Chapel' was the clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once

Was it happy?"

Pffft,,,,, I shouldn't laugh ..... but that was very funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Pixies ARE real. They were at Glastonbury this year, although Black Francis has lost his edge and the new female vocalist isn't a patch on Kim Deal..."

Okay okay.

Leprechauns are really really real.

Shh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Please Miss, are sprites real?

Sprites are real.

Thank God, I was beginning to think I had imagined them in Morrisons yesterday

No. There are sprites in Morrison ' s.

Hang on, there are a couple of the cheeky buggers in my fridge. I bet that's why the cheese keeps disappearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly. "

My accent gets stronger when I'm angry.

Maybe.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly. "

I got lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never made any jokes about elfs that was others!?"
W caught a very short guy in our garden last night sitting there with his head between his legs....we asked if he was a gobblin and he said no he just had a nosebleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Got a veri to prove that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once "
The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!"

Satan isn't real.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.

Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!

Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!

Satan isn't real........."

Satan is real it's dog that's not real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.

Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!

Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.

Just remember dwarves aren't elves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. "

So I'd have to call an idiot a pori? A person of restricted intelligence?

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!

Satan isn't real.........

Satan is real it's dog that's not real.

What's Stan's dog got to do with this?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There were originally 7 dwalfs. They were all called Midge.

When they discovered another one they called it midge eight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!

Satan isn't real.........

Satan is real it's dog that's not real.

What's Stan's dog got to do with this? "

Ah now..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.

Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!

Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.

Just remember dwarves aren't elves.

Do you mean erves ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There were originally 7 dwalfs. They were all called Midge.

When they discovered another one they called it midge eight. "

That was rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.

Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!

Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.

Sir....I salute you.....its a fun thread and trippy when your sleep deprived....hats off to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women. "

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh.

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over a year ago

"Say what you will but obviously I knew I would get a mixed response by posting this thread. I was aware people would take offence and others would make light of it.

Ok I didn't intend the spelling mistakes but hey I'm a fucking dyslexic I think myself lucky you understood at all!

Anyway it got people talking and some laughing weather at my own expense or not, that's a good thing right.

Just remember dwarves aren't elves.

Do you mean erves ?"

No......dwelves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo..."

Will someone pick those toys up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Well thats ruined my Christmas next youll be saying Santa is not real!

Satan isn't real........."

Onnn new love os nit woth luvung newt u sid zortan nit roul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been amazing thanks for the laughs guys and elves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Dwarves, not real. This is an word created by J R R Tolkien to represent fictional characters. The plural of dwarf is dwarfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been looking at sky Lifetime's new series follows the lives of a group of little people including Elena Gant, who is known for doing a 'Little Britney' She is very sexy and I bet a lot of you men would . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

No. It's okay to make fun of the person who thinks elves are dwarves.

What about the pixies? Won't someone think of them?

Pixies not real.

Leprechauns...not real.

Elves not REAL.

Get real.

Dwarves, not real. This is an word created by J R R Tolkien to represent fictional characters. The plural of dwarf is dwarfs."

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women. "

Your verifications speak volumes. Oh hang on. You use the site for forums and the odd couple. Got it. Knee deep in clunge off site then?

Better quality women than on here? Do you pay by the hour for their company and anything else is between consenting adults?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we starting on the ugly people now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90%...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we starting on the ugly people now?

Standing up for the fuglies since 1971

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait!!

It was insulting then funny then insulting again, where we at now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait!!

It was insulting then funny then insulting again, where we at now?"

I think we're at the confused stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyrion lannister game of thrones i would do so many things !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait!!

It was insulting then funny then insulting again, where we at now?

I think we're at the confused stage"

I'm still laughing so carry on whatever you are doing

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over a year ago

I really don't want to post anything in case I make a mistake

but I just can't help it

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over a year ago

Can we go back to funny? I like funny....especially a nice smooth shaved funny.....

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over a year ago

"I really don't want to post anything in case I make a mistake

but I just can't help it

Hmmm......you may pass.......

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over a year ago

"Can we go back to funny? I like funny....especially a nice smooth shaved funny....."

I like a hurry chust.

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over a year ago

Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up"

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

Some (not all) women that normally wouldn't get a second look in the real world all of a sudden become wanted (by some) on the site. That's great but in reality they walk in sainsburys or tesco and don't turn anyones head or get one smile!

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

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over a year ago

"Tyrion lannister game of thrones i would do so many things !

"
If they look up Elena Gant on the net . she is a Actor and very small but fab and was born in Russia and her height 1.32 m . Things I bet men would love to do to her she can get to places most woman cant .

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones "

Lube?

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya.

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

I'd rather fuck a dwalf

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya. "

that would be the Nutella I bet

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?"

lube what

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm sure there is a better medical terminology for that condition - but I can't remember it at the moment...

I don't have a dwarf fetish - but there is a hot girl who gets on my bus sometimes. Think it might actually be because she has a fantastic figure rather than she is a dwarf.

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over a year ago

On another note.

I'm eating mini garlic kievs as have no chance of scoring cause I'm too premenstrual and bloated.

Also sipping white wine.

Hic!

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what"

Your massive thing.

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what"

You weren't going to insert without lube were you? That's just plain nasty

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya.

that would be the Nutella I bet"

Yes. Too sickly.

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what

Your massive thing.

hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl

or would indeed require its own thread

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what

Your massive thing.

hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl

or would indeed require its own thread "

Ah come on.

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya. "

Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind.

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over a year ago

"Can we go back to funny? I like funny....especially a nice smooth shaved funny.....

I like a hurry chust. "

I've got a cherry hest! Hiya!

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over a year ago

"So it's ok to make fun of people with dyslexia is it?

I'm a big boy I can laugh at my own expense, shame others can't

You're not the only dyslexic in the world. It's only funny when you're not the butt of the jokes

Jesus who can you laugh at on this site? IIt seems I'm getting moaned at for laughing at my own dyslexia!

Bloody hell.....your dyslexia improved rapidly.

I got lucky!

Not that kinda lucky though eh?

Oooh great minds!

You know it.

You know what?

Not being funny but im confident that I have a better sexlife with better quality women than most of the guys on this site so think what you will.

I use the site for the forum or to chat to the odd couple. 90% of the better looking men know that this site is not a reflection of how successful they are with women.

Ooooooohhhhhhhh! oooooo! oooooo! ohhhhh!

Ooo...

Will someone pick those toys up

Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya.

Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind. "

Not a biscuit..A Banana.

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over a year ago

Munchkins and humpa lumpas are real

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what

You weren't going to insert without lube were you? That's just plain nasty"

if i penertrate men lube is an option unless i wanna make them squeal

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over a year ago

"Dont have a fetish

but i dont have a fetish for men either

so answer is i wouldnt turn them away and as stated in previous posted i have a massive thing for the actor in game of thrones

Lube?

lube what

Your massive thing.

hmmm my fetish is not to be put on the forums pmsl

or would indeed require its own thread "

Don't leave us hanging, spill

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over a year ago

"Can we go back to funny? I like funny....especially a nice smooth shaved funny.....

I like a hurry chust.

I've got a cherry hest! Hiya! "

Hiya!

I always hear Alan Carr when people say 'Hiya!'.

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over a year ago

"Munchkins and humpa lumpas are real "

Only in your warped, warped mind.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

A girl giving a guy a blow job in a park.... Policeman sees what's happening walks over and says "if you don't stop that immediately I'll have to arrest you!! " girl turns her head to the side and saY's "my lips are cracked and sore..and I read that a chapsdick would make them better..!! "

I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could think of nothing worst than a cock covered in nutella

shit dick*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munchkins and humpa lumpas are real

Only in your warped, warped mind.

"
no they live in the land of oz and the chocolate factory It's true I tell Yer

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over a year ago

"What's a dwalf?

A sholt pelson?

"
A sholt? Person ..

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over a year ago

"A girl giving a guy a blow job in a park.... Policeman sees what's happening walks over and says "if you don't stop that immediately I'll have to arrest you!! " girl turns her head to the side and saY's "my lips are cracked and sore..and I read that a chapsdick would make them better..!! "

I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! ""
Chapsdicklipbalm needed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could think of nothing worst than a cock covered in nutella

shit dick*"

Ah hey now, calling him a cock is a bit mean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do better in real life than on here. Most of the men on here are too short for me.

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over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. "
Dwarfism is a medical condition that has numerous health problems attached to it, a person of restricted growth is a 'midget' of normal hearth. If you think there's no difference, call a dwarf a midget and see what happens

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over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once The correct terminology is PORG person of restricted growth. Dwarfism is a medical condition that has numerous health problems attached to it, a person of restricted growth is a 'midget' of normal hearth. If you think there's no difference, call a dwarf a midget and

see what happens

"
**health**

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over a year ago

This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, did I miss much since my last post?

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over a year ago

"This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle."
im a dyslexic insomniac, I can't get no sheep

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over a year ago

"Right, did I miss much since my last post?"

just the op's date with a jar of Nutella I believe

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over a year ago

"Right, did I miss much since my last post?

just the op's date with a jar of Nutella I believe "

I am sure they will be very happy together. I will grab a coffee and read the rest of it, but thanks for the highlights

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over a year ago

"90%...

90% of .5% if that

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

"What's a dwalf?

A sholt pelson?

Lol. Love it!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Well I've read the whole thread and it appears there is a,

Dwarf shortage !

Sorry courtesy of a Mr J Carr

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By *ust Us TogetherWoman
over a year ago

Newport

I can hear the "Oh gnome..not anether joke from johnsoda0204!! "Chapsdicklipbalm needed..

You can buy Lip Shit

Can't post link but do a search for it.

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over a year ago

"This thread gives me a chance to post one of my favourite jokes: did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.

Apologies if it offends, but it makes me chuckle.im a dyslexic insomniac, I can't get no sheep

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over a year ago

Can we get back to post I think Elena Gant is lovely looking small woman .

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

" Iv not thrown my toys out the pram

It just makes me laugh how some people think there better on this site than they are in actual life.

So maybe they shouldn't look down there nose and judge guys based on verifications, and take a look at themselves when there not on fabswingers!

So come back to reality your no better than the rest of us single males. You just found a place that gives you a bit of reassurance and confidence.

Now thats the fucking truth a lot of us are thinking it but not many have balls to say it.

Clearly this will spark off big debate and I will get fat bitches chasing me with pitch folks but I don't care cause I'm off out on a date with fit blonde that wants to cover me in nuttela!

Enjoy!

Feck.

I've gone right off ya.

Well if you ask me getting covered in Nutella is just asking to be chased by fat bitches. I think I'll bring a biscuit though and leave the pitch folk behind. "

Lol. Lovin this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite seems to go down better than nutella for some reason

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over a year ago

"I have friends with dyslexia..............

and spellcheck "

Spealchek is not all its crackt up to be.

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over a year ago

Small actor in game of thrones he is nice . I bet a real hand full .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping

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over a year ago

"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping "
I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol

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over a year ago

"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol "

lol in the veg aisle

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over a year ago

"I don't go to Sainsbury to look for men to fuck. I go for my shopping I do but some how they find me there . lol I get mail here saying see you in tescos . lol

lol in the veg aisle

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yes there and getting the cream . lol at xmas .

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over a year ago

I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in

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over a year ago

"Marmite seems to go down better than nutella for some reason

Now that I do like

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over a year ago

"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in

"
lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol

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over a year ago

"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in

lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol

That's very wicked lol Ants!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once

Was it happy?"

noooo grumpy (as fuck) lol

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over a year ago

"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in

lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol

That's very wicked lol Ants!"

Lucky it wasn't peanut butter.....hungry badgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a look at his thread "long shot" and I can see why he is such a hit with you ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm secretly hoping she ties him up,covers him in Nutella and lets her dogs in

lol I new a person who done that to her sub out dogging and left him tied to a tree for 2 hours in the dark . lol

That's very wicked lol Ants!

Lucky it wasn't peanut butter.....hungry badgers

Aren't badgers aggressive? That would hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a look at his thread "long shot" and I can see why he is such a hit with you ladies

Well spotted!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I knew a girl at Uni who was a dwarf. I'm not sure what her exact condition was, but she had to go about in a motorised chair. I still thought she should have been disqualified from the limbo dancing contest, though.

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over a year ago

"I knew a girl at Uni who was a dwarf. I'm not sure what her exact condition was, but she had to go about in a motorised chair. I still thought she should have been disqualified from the limbo dancing contest, though.

Was it a lowrider chair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy isn't dyslexic he's just fucked up some words and got ripped apart for it hahahahahaha

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"What's a dwalf?

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isnt it a drill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone have one?

A mate mine fucked a dwalf once

Was it happy?"

It was before it got fucked...then it was well grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a dwalf?

isnt it a drill?

Wanna come show me your drill mister

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"What's a dwalf?

isnt it a drill?

Wanna come show me your drill mister

"
,lol id love too you know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wont it be great when his hot blonde ties him up puts the nutella on then flops out 'her' huge cock and buggers him silly..

Ah the devil in me comes out.. Dont know about some but i love going to th supermarket and flirting, low cut top as you bend over feeling the melons, i may be a 'fat chick' but i get plenty of naughty smiles, just because we arent size 8's does not mean we cant have gorgeous faces and curves that send men wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wondered why dyslexia was made so difficult to spell.

As if sufferers don't have enough on their plate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out the banshe will get you all .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch out for the lurpakchaun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read the entire thread in one go.

All I'm left with is cramp in my thumb from scrolling on my phone, a Nutella craving, and a wistful wondering why no one ever smiles at me in Tesco?

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