FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have learnt today....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Still open all hours wasn't worth logging onto iplayer to watch.

Going out without a scarf when I have an ear infection was a stupid thing to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my work colleague gets paid more than me (we do the same job)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all babies hate me, just most of them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

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Hey you can never learn too much, with me it goes in one ear and out of t'other

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How to write on a fire exit sign.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have saved two days holiday and stayed off with hubby until next Monday

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

Hey you can never learn too much, with me it goes in one ear and out of t'other

That might be the cause of the earache.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

Hey you can never learn too much, with me it goes in one ear and out of t'other

I have notes, copious amounts of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That this year's Christmas tv has been shite

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

Hey you can never learn too much, with me it goes in one ear and out of t'other

You don't need to know anything just ask me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Quite a lot about Excel.

rock n roll eh!

Hey you can never learn too much, with me it goes in one ear and out of t'other

That might be the cause of the earache.

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I hadn't thought of that...but I suspect I will be the same when ear is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eating a whole tub of Ben and Jerrys mint chocolate ice cream isn't good for your digestion

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That cats are expensive

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That some has been having naughty thoughts about my photos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That champagne and cottage pie go remarkably well together

Trying to move a king size mattress while on crutches is nigh on impossible

and that yeah the rest of the staff are right, I can wrap the gaffer round my little finger

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

That I can save £3.80 on a medication which is unbranded. And I can save £66 on 2 months worth of cigs if I buy them in france!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Not to trust my niece to remind me to make sure that the front door is locked before I go to bed on Christmas night...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

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Ouch! When walking the dog tonight he fell over and I remained standing, there's a first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crafter's acrylic paint should be thinned down to achieve a smooth finish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that if one of your friends suggests running a marathon in a team, maybe research the event a little rather than just agree because it seems like fun!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

Ouch! When walking the dog tonight he fell over and I remained standing, there's a first.

I shouldn't laugh but I did chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That travelling is hard work

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

Ouch! When walking the dog tonight he fell over and I remained standing, there's a first.

I shouldn't laugh but I did chuckle

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His street cred is now zilch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That reclining on a sofa,watching a coal fire glowing,with a freshly bathed little dog wrapped up in a bedspread, comes very close to feeling like a mother of a baby again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that my 7 yr old son no's the password to my pay pal account and is now the proud owner of all the skylanders trap team traps (£379.97 worth) while i'm skint until the 15th of next month (council pop for me new years eve)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That I should have bought 2 ltr bottles of JD at reduced price before they sold out

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"that my 7 yr old son no's the password to my pay pal account and is now the proud owner of all the skylanders trap team traps (£379.97 worth) while i'm skint until the 15th of next month (council pop for me new years eve)

Good Lord!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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Oh no! Lots have fallen foul to this, change your password.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Opppps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crafter's acrylic paint should be thinned down to achieve a smooth finish. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smartpiss lager is ok apparently

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Don't ignore your alarm clock, you'll be late for work!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that we have got over the Christmas cold and then the cold wind hit our chests on a family walk today and we seem to be back to square one!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I learnt that a random lady messaged me a few times today and I'm really pleased about it.

I also learnt that the aeroplane that had to emergency land at Gatwick flew right over head today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...that there are some thoughtful people on Fab who went out of their way to contact me, through a friend, to share some information I asked for on a Thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crafter's acrylic paint should be thinned down to achieve a smooth finish.

I'm very arty farty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot soup (i.e. without anything else, just carrots) is quite disgusting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vitiate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching someone drop a dumbbell on an iPhone at the gym affirms my reasons for locking my phone away whilst training.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when you have spilt cream cheese in your lap it dries rather much like spunk does. Or so i'm reliably told.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Carrot soup (i.e. without anything else, just carrots) is quite disgusting! "

yuk my least favourite soup of all even worse than cauliflower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing 80mph on the Motorway and getting a puncture is a tad hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my kids don't care how bad my head hurts they will continue to make as much noise as humanely possibly while I try to suffocate myself under my dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

Ouch! When walking the dog tonight he fell over and I remained standing, there's a first.

I shouldn't laugh but I did chuckle

His street cred is now zilch.

About the same as mine then

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x "

And that beats the rest hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Lots have fallen foul to this, change your password."

One other option would be to contact such supplier, explain the situation and they should cancel such an order. AFAIK under 18's cannot make a "contract" ie to buy.

Alternatively, Distance Selling Regulations allow for most items ordered online, (with a few specific exceptions),to be returned within 7 days of receipt without requiring any reason why. It may be 14 days in some cases though i'm not sure on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x "

Great news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Lots have fallen foul to this, change your password."

oh I have I've also banned the little shit off my laptop until he's 40!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

And that beats the rest hands down

Thanks xx been a bit stressful but onward and upward xxxxx so glad my kids have their own PayPal account tho lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrot soup (i.e. without anything else, just carrots) is quite disgusting! "

I have a very nice recipe for carrot and almond soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x "

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

That some people think they are champagne in a tall glass ... Where in actual fact , they're luke warm piss in a plastic cup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx"

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

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Good for you, try and say positive xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that given how cold it was today some folk were so tight in not offering a cuppa tea to me working out in freezing conditions doing work for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Lots have fallen foul to this, change your password.

oh I have I've also banned the little shit off my laptop until he's 40!!!!"

He's hardly a 'little shit' if you allow him unsupervised access to the Internet at that age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

Good for you, try and say positive xxxx"

I have so much to be thankful for and so much planned xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

Good for you, try and say positive xxxx

I have so much to be thankful for and so much planned xx

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Well I wish you lots of happiness in 2015. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

Did you keep the receipts for his pressies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bottles of wine and sleeping tablets = the mother of all hangovers

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"2 bottles of wine and sleeping tablets = the mother of all hangovers

How well did you sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

Did you keep the receipts for his pressies?

He didn't buy me anything !!! I bought him nice things tho .....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

And that beats the rest hands down

this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no! Lots have fallen foul to this, change your password.

oh I have I've also banned the little shit off my laptop until he's 40!!!!

He's hardly a 'little shit' if you allow him unsupervised access to the Internet at that age.

normally I supervise him but he was at his grans and she's not so strict as me which was how he got away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bottles of wine and sleeping tablets = the mother of all hangovers

With that combo your lucky to wake up at all

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x "

Congratulations I was given all clear couple of months ago after a mastectomy and reconstruction

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Very easy to upset someone on here xx

I fucked up sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Got the all clear from the breast clinic x good to know x

What fantastic news to go into the new year with xxx

Defiantly had a crap Chrimbo sadly hubby walked on 5 days before Christmas but this is taken over the feeling of crappiness lol xx only way is up xx

my hubby walked out on Xmas eve a couple of years ago. Best Christmas present I could have asked for

2015 is gonna be a good year for you sweet

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Life is too short to give a fuck

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That I have the most amazing friends they know who they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That by February, _iss_heeky_hops will have gone so long without she'll be gagging for it, and i may be in with a shot. Long shot still, but where there's hope there's ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I monumentally underestimate Small. Nana asked her to go look for pips coat in the washing machine and if it was there bring it to her. She did it was and she brought it in the room. She's

2. Giddy proud mummy and grand parents and super chuffed Small.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That a lass I job share with will quit with no notice given

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That by February, _iss_heeky_hops will have gone so long without she'll be gagging for it, and i may be in with a shot. Long shot still, but where there's hope there's ....

Get a grip lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That by February, _iss_heeky_hops will have gone so long without she'll be gagging for it, and i may be in with a shot. Long shot still, but where there's hope there's ....

Get a grip lol

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

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Yes they are litterally a pain in the arse will never set foot on Them if I don,t have to safer in the road to walk where salted one good reason to hate the snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on topic, i've just learnt that a pen rthat looks like a Bic but isn't, has a hole in the little black plug at the bottom, such that when you use it to stir and extract a teabag, it fills up with tea rather like a hot thermometer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i have spent far too much money on myself in the sales today. Did i really need another pair of boots????

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I learnt I like my new job better when the boss is on holiday.. also learnt that it is ok for her to take holidays over the chritmas period and us not allowed to take holidays over christmas. ..Oh well cant say I really give a tiners damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That i have spent far too much money on myself in the sales today. Did i really need another pair of boots????"

of course you did.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

hmm its late .. tinkers damn !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 bottles of wine and sleeping tablets = the mother of all hangovers

How well did you sleep?

Buggered if I can remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More fool him. You take care of you now. Hopefully the all clear is the start of the 'up' xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that some people you work with give my profession the bad name - there was red mist today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after playing word battle - learnt to spell the word poo - i always spelt it pooh - who would have thought

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

That friends are treasures worth more than all the money in the world.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Apart from my own, I Hate all kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That writing is my passion.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

That I can't cough and hold my pelvic floor at the same time. Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after playing word battle - learnt to spell the word poo - i always spelt it pooh - who would have thought

Poohs a bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after playing word battle - learnt to spell the word poo - i always spelt it pooh - who would have thought

Poohs a bear

that's what my english lit studying girlie said

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Thanks to FAB I can now see as clear as day when a woman is eyeing up Mrs N, and yes, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab has Taught me that women want me which, after a very long sexless relationship, came as a wonderful surprise. Now just got to make up for lost time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Katie Hopkins really really really is the wankiest of stains to be tugged out amongst us!

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That my girlfriend is more beautiful than she was yesterday. (Sick bucket anyone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a lot of Pratts on here. Thinking ones jumps!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is the same size as two Argos pens end to end, and I'm now banned from Argos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens end to end, and I'm now banned from Argos."

Those little blue pens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens end to end, and I'm now banned from Argos.

Those little blue pens? "

Bad Nanna !! Lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

When a 13 year old says 'I'll be there in 20 minutes' and you want them to be on time, they are always late. And if you want them to be late (because say, you have a man in the house) then they are always early! Today she is late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens end to end, and I'm now banned from Argos.

Those little blue pens?

Bad Nanna !! Lol"

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

"my work colleague gets paid more than me (we do the same job) "
ouch!

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

"That this year's Christmas tv has been shite

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every years Christmas tv is shite

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

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need yaktracks

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By *penminded732Man
over a year ago

inverness

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sky landers are awesome tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very easy to upset someone on here xx

I fucked up sorry x

Accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That no matter how quietly you get up, the little ones always hear you! Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Years resolutions don't work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A one legged duck swims in a circle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That something you've been dreading, often turns out better than anticipated.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

That a new material night at a comedy club ISN'T the least likely place for a fracas to break out during someone's set.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Going to a timber merchant to buy sheet material and have it cut to size, when I feel dizzy and sick, is unlikely to result in pieces that are the sizes I needed.

I also learned that it's possible to fit 2.4m long boards into a Seat Ibeza. Just.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there are some sad people around that need to get off there high horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That she doesn't really love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

That no matter what shit life throws at you to get up dust yourself off and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cold out side

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I can't remember where my tenon saw is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sign above the big red button that says do not touch is there for a reason...

Who would have thought

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That no matter what shit life throws at you to get up dust yourself off and smile

Onward and upwards

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im starting my diet on Monday ... honest I am

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Jam is better than sugar to sweeten my porridge

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"That I can't walk on icy pavements without landing on my arse

Ouch! When walking the dog tonight he fell over and I remained standing, there's a first.

ouch poor doggy

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

That all the things we should value are free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That no matter what shit life throws at you to get up dust yourself off and smile

Uh huh and eggs solve everything.

Yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

friends come and go,

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Don't worry be happy.....life is too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a box of rice will fix a water damaged phone. Winning!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Never tell your boss a meeting has been canceled, she just emails you with more paperwork to make up the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 2 weeks ago I was getting a suntan and within a week I'm pasty white again ffs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Prompted by _sm's Old vinyl thread yesterday, I have been giving ma turntable a workout and discovered a fookin great scratch on ma Dio - Holy Diver album

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That's it good to look at men's thighs and hairy bodies

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

That some girls do dig us t-girls and want to have some fun x

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'll never finish a daily to-do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stop being such a push over and stand up for myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tub of rice fixes a water damaged phone!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I realise I was very silly having a flu jab in the left arm and a pneumonia jab in the right yesterday was foolish. As today I really ache even in my arm pit and my neck hurts .. silly me on my days off.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"I'll never finish a daily to-do list

Ah that means your do to list is too complicated . I get through mine copy below .

1, wake up

2, put kettle on.

3, make coffee .

4, start to do list.while drinking coffee

5, make another coffee while thinking off what to do.

Simple really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that when one has a snotty cold - sneezing and eating tomato soup require better timing than i have mustered

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By *eyondCuriousWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

That I really am an insecure bunny

Her

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I'll never finish a daily to-do list

Ah that means your do to list is too complicated . I get through mine copy below .

1, wake up

2, put kettle on.

3, make coffee .

4, start to do list.while drinking coffee

5, make another coffee while thinking off what to do.

Simple really

Got the knack of a to-do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excel hates me.

My colleagues are fuck-wits.

My rugby career is ending sooner than I played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

french letters hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mojo has awoken, harder and stronger then before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine can fit 2 binder clips on one of her nipples

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By *kda 07Man
over a year ago

Aldershot

Apparently people use tooth past as a lube....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people in these parts really cant deal with less than an inch of snow on the roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lorry with birds in the back could weigh less or more depending on whether they are in flight.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

watching 2 tits feeding is fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt what Cm means, although technically I learned that yesterday.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That someone on here has yummy looking lady bits

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

That an old friend has passed away. Not the best way to start the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm learning everyday.

Like yesterday I learnt 'Portugese' is apparently spelt Portuguese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That an old friend has passed away. Not the best way to start the day."

Sorry to hear.

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