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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. " Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? | |||
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"Chilled asti please " Nooo Asti only champers or Prosecco | |||
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"Vodka and 7up .... The drink that is, not guys lol then again mmmmmmm " Ohh I say you can have both why not | |||
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"Champagne cocktail please followed by a malt whiskey double" Ive Jb or Jd? | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? " Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. | |||
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"Been a mad day and I'm in need of a glass of bubbles so pull up a chair, nibbles are on the bar ,What's your tipple????? " Port and lemon please x | |||
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"Aaaaaw but I love Asti How about Baileys? Ice? " Yes please! | |||
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"Hendricks on ice please And a slice? " Just a twist of like ta | |||
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"Oh you have cake as well!? " Lemon or lime no cake just nibbles | |||
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"Been a mad day and I'm in need of a glass of bubbles so pull up a chair, nibbles are on the bar ,What's your tipple????? Port and lemon please x" Ohh noo ports best savoured alone.... | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? " A nibble on your nipple would be nice. | |||
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"A sloe comfortable screw against the wall please " Gonna have to be sex on the beach no slow screws this eve | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? A nibble on your nipple would be nice. " Well since you mentioned it...nibble away.just don't let me spill your pint | |||
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"Chilled asti please Nooo Asti only champers or Prosecco " how about a babycham | |||
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"A sloe comfortable screw against the wall please Gonna have to be sex on the beach no slow screws this eve " Ok I'll go for it. xx | |||
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"Oooooo a good stiff 1 and make it a double, sure might aswell leave to bottle " Day been that bad? | |||
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"Chilled asti please Nooo Asti only champers or Prosecco how about a babycham" Good god man have a champers n enjoy it | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? A nibble on your nipple would be nice. " Yesssss, we now have a topless barmaid. | |||
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"I'll have a pint of Peroni please. Good choice...on its way fancy a nibble whilst I pour? Yes i fancy a nibble, but its not the nibbles on the bar i'm wanting a nibble of. And pray tell Sir what it is you want to nibble? A nibble on your nipple would be nice. Yesssss, we now have a topless barmaid. " Semi as your nibbling on one nipple | |||
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"Chilled asti please Nooo Asti only champers or Prosecco how about a babycham Good god man have a champers n enjoy it " OK. Thank you | |||
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"Oh you have cake as well!? Lemon or lime no cake just nibbles " In that case lime...oh and I will have some fancydan flavoured popcorn, this is that hipster place everyone's talking about right!? | |||
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"Sex on the beach plz " Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere | |||
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner " No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... | |||
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"Can we have a cherry vodka and lemonade him and a rose for her " Nuts and nibbles? | |||
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"Sex on the beach plz Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere " Yes I will lol, take extra clothes with me | |||
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"Tall glass of water. To drink a wine spritzer please." Ice n a slice? nibbles ? | |||
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"Sex on the beach plz Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere Yes I will lol, take extra clothes with me " No clothes allowed | |||
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"BRB I need more ice and nibbles.... " Quick shag in the stock room more like. | |||
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"BRB I need more ice and nibbles.... Quick shag in the stock room more like. " I don't do quickies | |||
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... " that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast | |||
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"Why do you people keep having cakes in bars??!! It's just wrong!! Cakes are for partys - nuts are for bars!" No cakes here nuts n nibbles only | |||
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast " She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier | |||
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"Sex on the beach plz Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere Yes I will lol, take extra clothes with me No clothes allowed " Sounds good to me *gets naked | |||
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"Water, lots of water and painkillers please " Sending a gentle hug with that as you sound like you need one | |||
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"white wine n dash of lemonade. Cheers then " Bottoms up | |||
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"Sex on the beach plz Watch oot for the sand it gets everywhere Yes I will lol, take extra clothes with me No clothes allowed Sounds good to me *gets naked " We are all naked anyhow | |||
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"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?! Pretty pleease with a cherry on top " Slips a nipple in the voddy | |||
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"Water, lots of water and painkillers please Sending a gentle hug with that as you sound like you need one" My head is on the verge of exploding I'll find a quiet dark corner for all the wrong reasons | |||
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"Water, lots of water and painkillers please Sending a gentle hug with that as you sound like you need one My head is on the verge of exploding I'll find a quiet dark corner for all the wrong reasons " Oh dear not good.hugggles | |||
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"Tall glass of water. To drink a wine spritzer please. Ice n a slice? nibbles ?" No ice. What tempting nibbles are on offer? | |||
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"Tall glass of water. To drink a wine spritzer please. Ice n a slice? nibbles ? No ice. What tempting nibbles are on offer?" Well there were nuts, and a variety of tapas too | |||
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"Jim Beam please. Oh no, thats not right! Jack with ice please barmaid. X" | |||
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier " belive I know the bouncer he is all male ,you must be thinking of the part time one | |||
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"Good job I brought a bottle with me ....anyone care to join me in the corner No bringing ya own in or you will be escorted off the premises.... that's ok the bouncer is a sexy beast She wont like you calling her a he...she did shave earlier belive I know the bouncer he is all male ,you must be thinking of the part time one " Nah all female bouncers here...they can sort the men oot much better | |||
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"Another Hendeick with ice and a green slice please I'm going to fine one of these dark corners " Blimey it didn't touch the sides | |||
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"Another Hendeick with ice and a green slice please I'm going to fine one of these dark corners Blimey it didn't touch the sides " You're the best! | |||
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"A large vodka and please. When have a minute " Here you go ..enjoy | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. " Your gonna regret this in the morning | |||
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"Honey jd help my cold So would a lemsip " But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all | |||
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"I came home from work and had a tia maria coffee with cream ooo lovely" Ohh I like Tia Maria but on its own. | |||
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"Vodka lemon & lime please " Do ya a double if that's ok | |||
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"Just a a glass please Have one yourself x" Bottoms up x | |||
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"Honey jd help my cold So would a lemsip But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all " No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that? | |||
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"JD n for me please....ok if I have a few peanuts while I wait?" Nuts are at the bottom | |||
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"Vodka sunrise for me please " You want a likkle brolly and sparkler with that | |||
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"Can we have a cherry vodka and lemonade him and a rose for her Nuts and nibbles?" Yes please | |||
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"Honey jd help my cold So would a lemsip But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that? " Thanx miss | |||
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"A good woman and a brandy both taste good " Pours Brandy...the good woman is your department | |||
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"Can we have a cherry vodka and lemonade him and a rose for her Nuts and nibbles? Yes please " Nibble away, help yourselves | |||
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"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?! Pretty pleease with a cherry on top Slips a nipple in the voddy " Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life | |||
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"Champagne cocktail please followed by a malt whiskey double Ive Jb or Jd?" Jack Daniels would be very nice indeed. Fancy sharing one? | |||
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"Honey jd help my cold So would a lemsip But a limsip wont make me feel tipsy at all No but prob shift the cold better than alcohol...have the jd honey after lemsip how's that? Thanx miss " Your welcome...and wrap up warm too x | |||
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"Vodka sunrise for me please You want a likkle brolly and sparkler with that " yes please | |||
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"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?! Pretty pleease with a cherry on top Slips a nipple in the voddy Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life " Welcome to the Bar for life | |||
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"Champagne cocktail please followed by a malt whiskey double Ive Jb or Jd? Jack Daniels would be very nice indeed. Fancy sharing one?" Im still on the champers but once im done hell why not | |||
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"Vodka lemon & lime please Do ya a double if that's ok " A double is the way too my heart! | |||
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"Oh can I have a mint chocolate martini please !! Yum !! Oh and a big hunky guy to be between me and the pringles . ..eaten far too much and I can't resist the Lil buggers lol x " Ohh I drank those in Mexico how yum are they...and the sexy man take your pick enjoy | |||
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"Vodka lemon & lime please Do ya a double if that's ok A double is the way too my heart! " And a triple gets me ???lol | |||
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"Oh can I have a mint chocolate martini please !! Yum !! Oh and a big hunky guy to be between me and the pringles . ..eaten far too much and I can't resist the Lil buggers lol x " Once you pop you can't stop. | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. " Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx" I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho " That's ok - i'm right off nuts today! | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho That's ok - i'm right off nuts today! " How about sausage? | |||
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"Oh can I have a Dirty Martini, and a bottle of red for the table please And a triple vodka, lemon and lime for you " If im having voddy its with fresh oj...so thanks but will pass on the lemon n lime | |||
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"Pint of Babycham and a Gimpsuit prrrrlease x" Cherry? | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx" I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol. | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I am in need of more ice n slices and nuts tho That's ok - i'm right off nuts today! How about sausage? " I'm never averse to a tasty sausage! Xx | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol. " Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx | |||
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"Gin and tonic at the moment please" Here you go...enjoy | |||
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"Gin and tonic at the moment please Here you go...enjoy " #clinked-glass, thank you | |||
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"Gin and tonic at the moment please Here you go...enjoy #clinked-glass, thank you " Your more than welcome | |||
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"brandy n please " Loving the new profile pic Mikki!! - Gorgeous! Can you will me those cheekbones if you pop your clogs before me please? | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol. Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx" Thankyou Paula, my round next so down the hatch. | |||
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"Peroni is done, time to start on the Jagerbombs. Need company with the Jagerbombs Centaur? You're doing a cracking job here Zoya! xx I would love a Jagerbomb partner Paula, its your round, lol. Bloody typical! Go on then - line em up please Zoya! Xx Thankyou Paula, my round next so down the hatch. " Tell ya what - i'll buy em all night on here - and you buy em all night at Xtasia? | |||
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"Can I live dangerously and have a slippery nipple and a vodka cranberry?! Pretty pleease with a cherry on top Slips a nipple in the voddy Now if I was getting to lick the voddy off the nipples this is a bar for life Welcome to the Bar for life " If am now in the bar for life best find out what your favourite poison is?? For when am not licking voddy off nipples of course, have to pace ourselves | |||
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