FabSwingers.com forum: Ratio

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think no new men should be allowed to join this site until the 1/100 ration evens out a bit lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

ok, do you think that will improve the chances of those already here or will the same successful minority carry on being even more successful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

I'm tackling 3 tonight so doing my bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should get rid of everyone that's been here over a year to encourage new blood.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just get rid of straight men only for females it's not really swinging is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should get rid of everyone who make up statistics

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Lol.

I'm tackling 3 tonight so doing my bit..."

That should be three too knackered all week then, Good girl.

We could have a cull, last in first out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol that means no one can join for another 20 years

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

Noooo!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40."

Over 41 maybe

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40."

me too and anyone under 5ft 6

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think they should get rid of everyone I'm not attracted too

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get rid of everyone under 5ft 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

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yes you always see woman saying they are bored of cock pictures! I feel the shame when the complaining woman has a picture if her gash as her profile picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I don't wanna leave though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ratio isn't a 100/1! When I and various others in other parts of the country (there are occasional threads on this) have looked at our 'who's near online' in our area - we've found that the ratio of single males/single females is more like 10:1. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact, every single "i think we should get rid of" applies to me. wtf guys...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.

me too and anyone under 5ft 6"

Well how about I just retire now?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I think they should get rid of anyone that doesn't want to shag me ,or is a bloke

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Its oh so quiet.... Passing tumble

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think they should get rid of men that wear y fronts and speedos in pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they should get rid of everyone with face pics.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get rid of every fucker who is wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok, do you think that will improve the chances of those already here or will the same successful minority carry on being even more successful?"

Maybe your right

Facelift it is then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol.

I'm tackling 3 tonight so doing my bit..."

Wanna make it 4

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Get rid of everyone who doesn't want to shag me

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Get rid of every fucker who is wrong."

That leaves .e

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

I was told I had too many cock pics so got rid of quite a few

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Get rid of every fucker who is wrong.

That leaves .e

Me.... Excuse the typo

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think they should get rid of everyone with face pics.

Or black and white silhouettes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of everyone who make up statistics "

I used that figure because it seems to be a widely used figure? Maybe it's wrong. What ratio would you estimate?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I think they should get rid of men that wear y fronts and speedos in pictures

Speedoist

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Get rid of all the anti UKIP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

bye then..

its been emotional..

will get me coat..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The ratio isn't a 100/1! When I and various others in other parts of the country (there are occasional threads on this) have looked at our 'who's near online' in our area - we've found that the ratio of single males/single females is more like 10:1. Xx"

I do the same thing in my area (London) but it seems about 1/25 ish

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?"

Another word for ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of everyone who make up statistics

I used that figure because it seems to be a widely used figure? Maybe it's wrong. What ratio would you estimate?"

It's 1,654,852 men to every 3 women.

One of the women is me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

Another word for ugly

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Crossed with the word fucking....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

Another word for ugly

Crossed with the word fucking....

Oh, I will delete my account now then lol

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"I think they should get rid of everyone who make up statistics

I used that figure because it seems to be a widely used figure? Maybe it's wrong. What ratio would you estimate?

It's 1,654,852 men to every 3 women.

One of the women is me.

More chance than six numbers on a Saturday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

Another word for ugly

Crossed with the word fucking....

Oh, I will delete my account now then lol"
bye bye then

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Get rid of everyone who doesn't want to shag me

Phew glad I retired early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of everyone with face pics.

Or black and white silhouettes

fuck me..there is gonna be nobody left if you get your way..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

People dressed as sheep

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"People dressed as sheep

Baaa ewe are mean

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"People dressed as sheep

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bleat off ewe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"People dressed as sheep

bleat off ewe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

Another word for ugly

Crossed with the word fucking....

I guess your leaving too?

Oh, I will delete my account now then lolbye bye then

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter"

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of everyone that's not a genuine swinger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the fuglies.

I wondered when you would appear

What's a fuglie?

Another word for ugly

Crossed with the word fucking....

Oh, I will delete my account now then lolbye bye then

Oh are you leaving too?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Or just get rid of straight men only for females it's not really swinging is it?"
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This is poss the best idea so far .

Send them to the ' can't be arsed to try , I'll go for an easy shag website '

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Get rid of everyone that's not a genuine swinger.

Get rid of all the singles as they are not true swingers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Get rid of everyone that's not a genuine swinger.

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Or a professional.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.

me too and anyone under 5ft 6

Well how about I just retire now?

me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get rid of everyone that's not a genuine swinger.

Do you think there are amateur swingers and professional swingers( many verifications)?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Everyone under 30 and over 50

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I think they should get rid of all men that have a cock pic up and women who have pictures of their boobs

I'll Swap a cock* picture for a boob picture

* might not be my cock though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single dude except me, everyone from the remaining couples and fems and tv's etc that don't want me should go.....think that fairs things up a bit....

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I'm the king of the swingers , I'm a jungle VIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get rid of everyone that's not a genuine swinger.

Get rid of all the singles as they are not true swingers

Get rid of all the women with less than 6,000 veri's. They clearly aren't trying hard enough.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Every man under 5ft 8, cock under 6inches and who has been here for over a year with no verifications xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just delete fabs full stop .. remove mods n admin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of men that wear y fronts and speedos in pictures

yes! and not just on here..just everywhere..and not just pics!...just them! altogether!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

any fucker who says 'its my right to say what i want'..

or..

its all the fault of the pc brigade/pinko leftie/liberal/do gooders..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just delete fabs full stop .. remove mods n admin "

I declare sassy our queen and leader of the revolution!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of men that wear y fronts and speedos in pictures

yes! and not just on here..just everywhere..and not just pics!...just them! altogether!"

What a shame I do like my pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh"

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40."
So at forty we should throw you off then,what about narrow minded types?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there! "

Was in there earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Where the fuck is Exeter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"People dressed as sheep

I like sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.So at forty we should throw you off then,what about narrow minded types?"

I am very narrow minded and have no sense of humour.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.So at forty we should throw you off then,what about narrow minded types?

I am very narrow minded and have no sense of humour."

then you will fit right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should get rid of all the oldies over 40.So at forty we should throw you off then,what about narrow minded types?

I am very narrow minded and have no sense of humour.

then you will fit right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

It's ok , I had my shades on just in case

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket.......

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

You don't necessarily have to be in the same pub for that !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket......."

Mmmmm the smell of skid marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

It's ok , I had my shades on just in case"

Wondered who that was....I thought they were filming the next installment of the matrix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket.......

Mmmmm the smell of skid marks

I like to scratch them with my thumbnail for that fresh laid smell.....aaaaah

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket.......

Mmmmm the smell of skid marks

I like to scratch them with my thumbnail for that fresh laid smell.....aaaaah

Mmmmm fruity

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket.......

Mmmmm the smell of skid marks

I like to scratch them with my thumbnail for that fresh laid smell.....aaaaah

Mmmmm fruity

Haha , or not depending on my mood

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over a year ago

"get rid of everyone who lives north of exeter

Oooh arrghhhh ats a bit haaaaarsh

agreed! That would leave me and thee high and dry, crying into our beers down the ranchhouse.....I don't want to be crying into my beer at the ranchhouse....I don't even like it in there!

Was in there earlier

Really? Thats a bit mad

Was genuinely in there earlier for a pint with me brother

Not been in for donkeys......just named a pub I thought you'd deffo know, so adding depth to the imagery

Small world.....

Sounds a bit creepy though now, like ive been stalking You

You stalker I bet you smell his underwear

Only when he's in the ranchouse with his bro and I can get a couple of undisturbed hours with his washing basket.......

Mmmmm the smell of skid marks

I like to scratch them with my thumbnail for that fresh laid smell.....aaaaah

Mmmmm fruity

Haha , or not depending on my mood"

Depends on your diet.....smells like your only just coming to the end of the Christmas leftovers....there was a definate sage and onion thing going on earlier......

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over a year ago

"I'm tackling 3 tonight so doing my bit..."

well what a weird night i've actually had...it's not over yet.

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over a year ago

"People dressed as sheep

I like sheep

He really does.

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over a year ago

"I think no new men should be allowed to join this site until the 1/100 ration evens out a bit lol"

Sexist.

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