FabSwingers.com forum: Veris - treat her with respect

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Treat her with respect....

Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!

Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the rest is between us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Cock to die for!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's a well good shag" had been the most amusing today... I hate hate hate "suckable cock"!!!!! HATE!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh the irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

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By *eep_Calm_andMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

Maybe we should adopt the eBay feedback system

Excellent fabber a++++++++

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She made me cum repeatedly.

(In other words, she's mediocre but I'm a fucking stud)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Oh the irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is amazing in bed and can last for hours, maked me orgasm 3 times" lol fun one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy..."

Oh dear, puts me right off seeing that.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Maybe we should adopt the eBay feedback system

Excellent fabber a++++++++"

A+++ would meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?

(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"shit shag"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often. "

Possibly not - but he might want to now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you even think to say 'treat her with respect'?

Surely that's a given?

It kinda implies 'this one is good, I'll treat her with respect but those others.... It's game on for those bastards'....... Or summat

Hopefully they don't really think like that but really, FuckAdvisor???

What next, star ratings lol

The clue is in the name......Verification

1. Turned up on time

2. Looked like recent pics

3. There is no 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?

(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"

I've just checked mine

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?

(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"

Every verification cliché I hate shows on my verifications, but I'm a veri-collector.

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By *urvalicious-HWWoman
over a year ago

Rainbow land

this thread made me laugh,

veris are a bit like the extra bits you add to CVs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went down on her for hours = I'm crap at oral

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd like to keep him to myself so stay away bitches

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Oh the irony!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my body guards, feel well protected.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland....."

Have you wanked for Wales also?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Do you ask the guy not to write certain things? I only show 3 as most of mine say the same thing. One common comment is "treat her with respect"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice guy who showed up on time." Is that code for not good in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!

I may be testing that theory.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?

(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

Or you'll have me to answer to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verifications are funny things aren't they?

Things that make us laugh and we maybe repeating what others have already said.

Want to keep him/her all to myself

Treat them with respect

Mmm mmmm so good with his tongue/fingers

Can breath through his ears

She can suck like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!

I may be testing that theory.....

Feel free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

That's so funny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Really nice people, shame there wasn't more time'

So they hated each other then lol.

Also, why arrange a meet if you haven't got time to have one !?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OTT chapter & verse ones are amusing too, you'd think no one else had ever had a sexual experience before....

my current fave cliche:-

"he has a suckable fuckable cock."

I like to think you wouldn't do either to it if it wasn't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Best BJ Ever'...usually written on every veri they leave for every woman, myself included! Never makes sense how many women have fantastic oral skills, but then how many men have said in forum posts they've never had a good bj...the cynic in me thinks that maybe they think flattery will get a return visit, bless!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Do you lot think 90% are made up or real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!

I may be testing that theory.....

Feel free!

Jan........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This man is what fab is all about

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh the irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Really nice people, shame there wasn't more time'

So they hated each other then lol.

Also, why arrange a meet if you haven't got time to have one !?"

This. Always mystifies me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love reading other peoples veri's - they give hours of amusement! So OTT it's laughable! Mine - on the other hand - are simply accurate!

I may be testing that theory.....

Feel free!

Jan........

Fine by me! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you even think to say 'treat her with respect'?

Surely that's a given?

It kinda implies 'this one is good, I'll treat her with respect but those others.... It's game on for those bastards'....... Or summat

Hopefully they don't really think like that but really, FuckAdvisor???

What next, star ratings lol

The clue is in the name......Verification

1. Turned up on time

2. Looked like recent pics

3. There is no 3

I really wish it was just 2 tick boxes. So much easier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics don't do them justice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect.... Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really! Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "
gets on my wick.. Along with "if you ever get the chance dont pass it up" line .. "otherwise youll end up a chain smoking d*unk at the bar.. People will ask the bartender who'll say you missed the chance" lol... Yea, a tad fucking irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Really nice people, shame there wasn't more time'

So they hated each other then lol.

Also, why arrange a meet if you haven't got time to have one !?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like everything else in this world. Try for yourself. Its the only way to find out if it's too good to be true. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

The best one I've read was today,and done in the form of rhyming couplet's!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""He's a well good shag" had been the most amusing today... I hate hate hate "suckable cock"!!!!! HATE!"

I loathe that saying. Glad I'm not the only one

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

A cock to die for. ....what even IS a cock to die for???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I am happy with my TWO verifications lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy..."

That doesn't annoy me, I actually think that one is mortifying. Totally cringe worthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best tasting pussy ever"...come on, I mean really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice guy, smelled nice, turned up on time".

Oh dear. Struggling much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock to die for. ....what even IS a cock to die for???

Poisonous cheese on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy..."

I've said similar before now and meant it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny if nothing else I guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cock to die for. ....what even IS a cock to die for???

Poisonous cheese on it?

Stinky bishop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP. I never bother going veri hopping but you lead to some mighty fine examples of

veri's. 6 degrees of forum separation. Fucking priceless!

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Amen brother!!!

Thats always annoyed me ...

So glad u posted it as i thought it was just me who took issue with idiots posting that.

Between that and Sydney Uni - its like people just copying others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect....

Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!

Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "

It's nice to see a man's thoughts about this too, that wording in itself make me keep the veri hidden!

It's patronising and a bit possesive, I don't know what they think when they write it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OTT chapter & verse ones are amusing too, you'd think no one else had ever had a sexual experience before....

my current fave cliche:-

"he has a suckable fuckable cock."

I like to think you wouldn't do either to it if it wasn't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the above make me cringe but I think my favourite is 'gushed for England' FFS! Any other bodily functions they'd care to describe? Shitted for Scotland? Pissed for Poland?

(scuttles off to check none of my veris actually say that)

Every verification cliché I hate shows on my verifications, but I'm a veri-collector.

Ditto.....

Apparently....I "stand out", "walk the walk" and sundry others.....

As has been said before...what matters is I am what I am, and I turn up and perform. Nuffi said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you even think to say 'treat her with respect'?

Surely that's a given?"
Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often. "

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Highly recommended"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Highly recommended"

A bit like nibbles you'd pass round at a party ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Highly recommended"

A bit like nibbles you'd pass round at a party ?"

Yeah, that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....

Have you wanked for Wales also?

I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....

Have you wanked for Wales also?

I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds. "

Funny that, flicking for Finland is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most veris on this site are a bit cliche filled and embarrassing. I love the cringeworthy, gushing, over the top ones about gifts to man/womankind, record breaking multiple orgasm sessions and how they're going to be great friends...but never seem to have met again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to keep him all to myself but that would be greedy...

That doesn't annoy me, I actually think that one is mortifying. Totally cringe worthy. "

Equats to - I'm really an insecure bunny boiler and kinda gutted he only really wants me for fun (eats 3rd bar of chocolate)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very funny shitted for Scotland and pissed for Poland.....

Have you wanked for Wales also?

I masturbated for Maastricht once......wasn't as much fun as it sounds.

Funny that, flicking for Finland is amazing. "

I hear a few lasses say the same thing....a lot to be said for temperature play I guess....

I cracked one off for Krakow once....I'd do that again no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Highly recommended"

A bit like nibbles you'd pass round at a party ?"

Does seem like they're trying to palm them off onto someone else when they recommend them.

I loved that topic where everyone did what veris really mean, was funny.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

There should be a Number 3: Didn't wipe his cock on the curtains

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

So what should a verification say?

They turned up, looked like they said and left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She paid for my prawn salad and her poo tasted lovely !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She gushed like a fountain, best you get plenty of towels. She fucked for hours and sucked cock like a demon....

IOW - I'm so good she gushed, I fuck for hours and have a great cock.....

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.

Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure that many verifications are full of cliches, I know mine are.

I also write a similar verI for all I send, bit like my ebay feedback, I rarely change what I write on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.

Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say?"

Doesn't matter....someone will look at it through jaded eyes and find fault.....put whatever you like....

I keep all but my latest one hidden as a rule......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sure that many verifications are full of cliches, I know mine are.

I also write a similar verI for all I send, bit like my ebay feedback, I rarely change what I write on there

It's why I don't put too much stock in them....and keep mine mostly hidden...just so long as I know the person is pretty reliable, that's enough for me, I'll work the rest out through my own interactions with them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Turned up 3hrs late

2. Pics were from 20 years ago

3. Wiped cock on curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell the truth when I write a verification. If I want a man to be respected I will darn well say so! No one puts baby in the corner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Turned up 3hrs late

2. Pics were from 20 years ago

3. Wiped cock on curtains

"
fuck off. . I was only 1 hour late

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

Lol, priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect....

Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!

Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "

I never see the point, if a guys going to be a knob head on a meet her not going to change that because her last shag told him via verification to be respectful

Nice thighs by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks cock like a pro and takes up the ass like a whore she was into hardcore cause she wanted more she rode my cock untill it was very sore she was a bbw and we shagged in a bmw after she fucked me she said get back in the que she was a fairy who wanted a veri her name was sherry and she popped my cherry but all in all what a bloody good veri haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

Nearly pissed myself reading this..

.... but why waste my piss,? My as well splash & dash too, - with all due respect!

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge"

lol fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that as honestly the guys who write it are usually the ones you never here from again and are the biggest bullshitters! Maybe they should take their own advice

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I went down on her for hours = I'm crap at oral"

That made me laugh out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I HATE the saying "juicy cock" drives me mad grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it on a few of mine. What am I supposed to do?

Ask them to rewrite it or not display it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect....

Am I the only one fed up seeing this on veris? Sometimes aggravated with the threat "otherwise you'll have me to answer to". Really!

Observations and any other cut and paste veris that amuse/anger you? "

Yea this is pathetic.. Another pet hate of mine ( sorry guys ) is " professional male".... What the fuck?? They applying for a job ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It do sound strange dont it lol.."treat her with respect" whats that mean bring your iwn tissue to wipe your cock instead of using the roll my husband nipped to asda for lol... X

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."

Is that a bit like double jeopardy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have it on a few of mine. What am I supposed to do?

Ask them to rewrite it or not display it

Not at all, it reflects on them and not you.

BTW - I don't even know you and have a strong urge to respect you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

Is that a bit like double jeopardy?

Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have it on a few of mine. What am I supposed to do?

Ask them to rewrite it or not display it

Not at all, it reflects on them and not you.

BTW - I don't even know you and have a strong urge to respect you..."

Thank you I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

errr wait a minute none of my veris have 'treat her with respect' I'm a bit offended ya gits!! Oh wait I've got 'up her own arse' I'm cool again.. As you were chaps.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

Is that a bit like double jeopardy?

Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid"

There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Cock to die for!!!!

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surely a bareback reference ? ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Luckily I don't have to write veris all that often

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the pleasure of meeting = took long enough.

Looking forward to playing next time = meet at a social where all were polite to each other.

... To die for = I don't have many to compare, as I was a shy person. ..

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over a year ago

"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.

Do people verify their every meet?

I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.

Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?

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over a year ago

"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.

Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?

People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol

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over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."

Double irony is when it sounds like irony but is true. Dunno what was double irony in that case cos nothing sounded ironic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"errr wait a minute none of my veris have 'treat her with respect' I'm a bit offended ya gits!! Oh wait I've got 'up her own arse' I'm cool again.. As you were chaps."

Hahaha....this ^^ made me laugh

if on the rare occasion i ever get a dodgy reply message they always say I'm up my own arse!

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over a year ago

"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.

Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?

People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol "

Exactly....it moves from being a veri to being a running journal of what these people have been up to x amount of times......have you met them? Yes....good....you don't have to let the world know the second third fourth and fifth times you've met....what's the bloody point?

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over a year ago

"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.

Do people verify their every meet?

I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....

Can't re the point of more than one veri. Really a veri just says they are genuine and meet. Second veri - yep still genuine and yep still meet. Pointless. I have done a veri and then afterwards blocked cos they have turned into a bit of a pest. Yeh they were genuine, they did meet but they were a knob afterwards and I wouldn't like anyone to meet them on the assumption they were ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

A"
now where is my hi lite pen

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

No specific phrase really annoys me the thing that tends to put me off are the graphically sexually detailed...

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead..."

nice try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Sweetest tasting pussy' and 'sucked my cock for hours' - oh really!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

Double irony is when it sounds like irony but is true. Dunno what was double irony in that case cos nothing sounded ironic.

Above your pay grade I suspect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

A now where is my hi lite pen

Probably with your crayons and colouring in book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 'sucked my cock for hours' - oh really!!!"

at least it felt that way ... i even flicked emmerdale on for a while

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Quotes about time-machines are so last century

...or is it next century? I forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all women want to be treated with respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not all women want to be treated with respect

Apparently some women have been known to put it on male profiles, can't believe it myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that make me smile are the 2nd 3rd 4th and 5th same person and all loved up... why don't they just date .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the ones that say cannot wait to meet again for fun, two years later there is no further very.

Do people verify their every meet?

I'd have hundreds if I did.....I still know my first meet from two years ago.....people generally verify one person once, no matter how many times they meet....

Couldn't agree more with this. Also we aren't allowed to tell the truth. Ie. Turned up an hour late, looked nothing like his pic, smelt and was rude.... I made a quick exit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Except those territory sprayers who cock their 'veri leg' every time.

Rescenting is one thing, but why does the receiver publish them ?

People who leave a veri for repeated meets drive me nuts,one woman I know on here uses veris like a facebook wall post lol

I'd agree - but worse still are the ones - usually ladies - who straight after a meet wright long,fancifull essays akin to mills&boon meets 50 shades - knowing full well that their meet will feel compelled to write them an equally OTT veri. Hence all their veris become odes to their perfection. I find them amusing and vomit inducing in equal measure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""nice guy, smelled nice, turned up on time".

Oh dear. Struggling much?

Sounds like my kind of guy. No bulshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up displaying veris. I mean, whoever writes a crap one! They don't serve a purpose.

I once got a veri from a bloke which made me wonder if we'd actually been in the same room! lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

xx"

Those ones are hilarious though, long may they continue

Also find them a useful guide to which men are likely to NOT be into my slightly more northern and bullshit free approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa. "

A kind of 'pimp my ride'. Affair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those ones are hilarious though, long may they continue

Also find them a useful guide to which men are likely to NOT be into my slightly more northern and bullshit free approach

Agreed! My fave veri was from a guy who, after a conversation about OTT veris - wrote one for me at simply said - 'Nice'! - Loved it!! Xx

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By *ebedeedoodahMan
over a year ago

Greenford

Considering some guys email opening one liners it's hardly surprising fab is littered with such lame varies

Do like a varie with something between the lines

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"'Best BJ Ever'...usually written on every veri they leave for every woman, myself included! Never makes sense how many women have fantastic oral skills, but then how many men have said in forum posts they've never had a good bj...the cynic in me thinks that maybe they think flattery will get a return visit, bless!

Maybe guys think leaving a veri saying 'a bit toothy, but ok' might reduce the chances of a repeat visit lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I write in a flowery prose, so my veris are quite sick-making. But I dont lie and certainly dont need to use them for a repeat visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We only have and have left one veri so far, so can't comment too much.

Have noticed lots of the same sort of lines on people's profiles... But out of genuine curiosity what then should a veri say?"

How about a bit of honesty? If the lady gushes like a fountain, then say so, equally if the man was good at the foreplay and sex and unselfish, then say so. no need for the huge tits or big dick comments, the profiles will show those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I skim over verifications,I do look to see who people have met. Just out of curiosity really,and I do recommend men to my friend if I think she will enjoy their company and vice versa.

A kind of 'pimp my ride'. Affair? "

Yep. I'll happily pimp out a man,with his approval of course,to any woman I think might enjoy him

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

You're a good person to know

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've been referred to as a halfwit, a big game hunter prowling the Serengeti and a madwoman to mention but a few of my veris...I've given back veris that said better than a wank (just) and warned folk about halitosis but somehow these people (and me) still get meets...just goes to show the fab folk take little or no notice of verifications

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over a year ago

"I've been referred to as a halfwit, a big game hunter prowling the Serengeti and a madwoman to mention but a few of my veris...I've given back veris that said better than a wank (just) and warned folk about halitosis but somehow these people (and me) still get meets...just goes to show the fab folk take little or no notice of verifications

Nah - i'd far rather meet someone with a sense of humour/personality akin to mine than a sycophant any time! I'm drawn to the people who leave amusing veris as we're more likely to get on! Almost a shame you're not a bloke hun- I think you're my type!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

There's always my male persona BlondeDaz, he's got a huge suckable cock to die for and will make you gush for Greenland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always my male persona BlondeDaz, he's got a huge suckable cock to die for and will make you gush for Greenland

See?? - Now I want you even more!!

And i'm sure Greenland would be eternally grateful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

Is that a bit like double jeopardy?

Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid

There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...

A jury requires 12 good men and true. Like you're gonna find that many on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge"

OP I am bored and somehow reading this explanation has, for some strange reason, got my brain ticking, just slightly of course.

If indeed this thread is a joke and you set it up with the lady involved, ie asking her to write this in your verification so you could start a thread bemoaning the existence of such statement, and furthermore waiting to see who would spot such irony....then why wait this long to do it.

The timing seems out you see. She wrote the verification on 2nd Dec and its taken you until now to post this thread. If you really did ask her specifically to write this, then I would anticipate this thread a day or so later than the 2nd Dec.

Your acerbic comments to others when they express disbelief leads me to the more believable explanation that you posted this thread moaning about what others have on their profiles without realising that you have the same statement showing on yours, in fact you have more than one verification referring to 'respect'.

Am I over thinking this, yes definitely, I just felt the rather obscure need to type this - without prejudice of course

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

lol fibber

Pity you didn't get my double irony, always one step ahead...

Is that a bit like double jeopardy?

Only if on on trial here, and if I am then I exercise my right to remain stupid

There could be a trial by jury or a lynch mob here, depends what day of the week it is. ..... hold on to all rights. ...

A jury requires 12 good men and true. Like you're gonna find that many on fab ?"

Lol, oh you have no idea how true that actually is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh the irony!

Hahaha. To be fair, he probably doesn't read his often.

Of course I was aware of that in my veri, it was an in joke with the verifier, I dared her to put it and fair play to her she rose to the challenge

OP I am bored and somehow reading this explanation has, for some strange reason, got my brain ticking, just slightly of course.

Am I over thinking this, yes definitely, I just felt the rather obscure need to type this - without prejudice of course

Yes, overthought, but thank you for your observations all the same. Very enlightening and far more complex than I ever intended being a simple man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucks cock like a pro and fucks like a whore, destroyed her pussy and ass and she took my load on her face.

Treat her with respect guys! "

Made me smile, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.

How do you know how you won't like them untill you've read them?

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over a year ago

"If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.

How do you know how you won't like them untill you've read them? "

A lot don't read verifications anyway its not compulsory to do so.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I especially like 'she is Gawjuss'

Etc

I thinks it's easier and quicker to write the veri with correct spellings

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By *entleBeastMan
over a year ago

carshalton

'Hopefully next time we'll take things further'

Ermmmm it's never gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't like how people write them don't read em...Simples.

How do you know how you won't like them untill you've read them?

A lot don't read verifications anyway its not compulsory to do so. "

It's NOT compulsory

Bloody hell.....ya live and learn eh.....who'd a thunk it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think I'm just going to hide all my verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'A really down to earth couple'

As opposed to what ? A couple of astronauts ?

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Oh the irony!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the veris that say the lady is nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the veris that say the lady is nice?

i hate it when someone says nice.....i want sexy etc not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just some blokes chatting bollox to get another blowjob, take no notice

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not all women want to be treated with respect

In my experience, most don't ( in the bedroom of course)

You've all missed the, 'don't pass this one by ladies', one of my faves.

I cut and paste from Hesiod's Theogony, fuck knows what it means but it makes my look intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'Well what can I say?'

Fecking say it.

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