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"And an ability to drink Champagne and behave ones self "hell .. I scored a home goal with that post didn't I...;-) | |||
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"One who is prepared for any eventuality" sounds good to me... could you make a ...kind of list of things you have in mind? | |||
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"And an ability to drink Champagne and behave ones self
hell .. I scored a home goal with that post didn't I...;-)"Especially when you have me as a friend and a witness lol | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion"
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after | |||
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"And an ability to drink Champagne and behave ones self
hell .. I scored a home goal with that post didn't I...;-)
Especially when you have me as a friend and a witness lol "And you jolly well HAVE to remain a friend cos you know too much lol - you have seen it in action....the effects of champagne... xxx | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after"Someone who stays conscious | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size." Honesty.............. | |||
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"And an ability to drink Champagne and behave ones self
hell .. I scored a home goal with that post didn't I...;-)
Especially when you have me as a friend and a witness lol
And you jolly well HAVE to remain a friend cos you know too much lol - you have seen it in action....the effects of champagne... xxx"Exactly we'll always be friends. We know too much | |||
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" Honesty.............. " I think that's more the answer to "what makes a good human being" | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after"you don't but have hard wood flooring so no carpet to roll the body in.. and it is a bitch trying to sellotape laminate round the fecker to get rid xx | |||
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"One who is prepared for any eventuality" Bend over I brought a melon .  | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Honesty.............. " Its the beauty of swinging I think that you can be honest? | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after
you don't but have hard wood flooring so no carpet to roll the body in..
and it is a bitch trying to sellotape laminate round the fecker to get rid xx"Got you - sorry bit slow on the "uptake" | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size." Look no further. | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after
you don't but have hard wood flooring so no carpet to roll the body in..
and it is a bitch trying to sellotape laminate round the fecker to get rid xx
Got you - sorry bit slow on the "uptake" "Mind you, sparkling wine is a good floor cleaner | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further." I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size." And tact.....don't forget tact | |||
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"1)Blood in veins in cock that expand when excited. 2)Honesty. 3)Humour. 4)A pulse before we start and also AFTER 5)Respect. 6)Condoms 7)and Discretion
Love them all but number 4 ...why do I need a pulse after
you don't but have hard wood flooring so no carpet to roll the body in..
and it is a bitch trying to sellotape laminate round the fecker to get rid xx
Got you - sorry bit slow on the "uptake"
Mind you, sparkling wine is a good floor cleaner"Least we used my cheaper one... and reserved the posh one for human consumption lol | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ..." Ignore him he's only got one leg. | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg." But that is the one he uses for action...? | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. But that is the one he uses for action...?" Is that what is known in cricket as a middle wicket? | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. But that is the one he uses for action...? Is that what is known in cricket as a middle wicket?" Middle or not, who cares .. it sure was ... wicked...;-) | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg." And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair.  | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair. "Tact indeed! I never said HOW you'd lost your leg. | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair. "how did you... I mean where did you... I mean how shall I put it... I mean... Where did you put it as you landed face first? | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. But that is the one he uses for action...? Is that what is known in cricket as a middle wicket? Middle or not, who cares .. it sure was ... wicked...;-)" AS I said in the other thread, intrigued lol | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair.
Tact indeed! I never said HOW you'd lost your leg. "Might I ask, respectfully, how YOU know about the circumstances...? | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one "No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive. | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size." A wife who understands me. | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive."Now my life is no longer complete.. .. .. .. .. ... without Pete | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair.
Tact indeed! I never said HOW you'd lost your leg.
Might I ask, respectfully, how YOU know about the circumstances...? "When you have a good pig you don't eat it all at once... | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive."With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive | |||
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"now what are they... I am curious about attributes that make an average swinger a superb one...? For me it will probably be a sense of humour combined with a genuine openness and honesty - regardless of looks or size. Look no further. I know - it was your Avatar initially... and then ... Ignore him he's only got one leg. And tact, no less. Excuse me but i've just fallen out of my wheelchair.
Tact indeed! I never said HOW you'd lost your leg.
Might I ask, respectfully, how YOU know about the circumstances...?
When you have a good pig you don't eat it all at once... "That does make sense... however... did you have to consume the (presumably) best asset first? | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
Now my life is no longer complete.. .. ..
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without Pete "Arghhhhhhhhhh who is Pete lol | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive "Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol "Blocked, Me? | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?"He means "clocked" | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked""Thought I'd upset someone  | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone "You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier | |||
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"Or am I blocked by Pete? "He has not met you...yet... so how could he? | |||
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"Must put my brain into gear" Trust me ... with Pete brains are of secondary significance... he values more your.... ... ... ... ... ... personal attributes | |||
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"Must put my brain into gear Trust me ... with Pete brains are of secondary significance... he values more your.... ... ... ... ... ... personal attributes "oh well I got at least two of them | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier "Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac. I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog. | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog."The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking? | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking? "yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma go easy on the ruffing up tho' i'm a good dog with a bone | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking?
yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma
go easy on the ruffing up tho'
i'm a good dog with a bone "Down boy and stop licking your balls, it rude to do so in public | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking?
yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma
go easy on the ruffing up tho'
i'm a good dog with a bone "we ll invite Aphrodite and Morpheus for a MMF... or maybe include Pete for an MMFF? | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking?
yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma
go easy on the ruffing up tho'
i'm a good dog with a bone
Down boy and stop licking your balls, it rude to do so in public"Did he do that... in your company? How rude is that... Mind you... I wish I was that flexible... (not that I have any balls... yet?) | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking?
yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma
go easy on the ruffing up tho'
i'm a good dog with a bone
Down boy and stop licking your balls, it rude to do so in public
Did he do that... in your company? How rude is that... Mind you... I wish I was that flexible... (not that I have any balls... yet?) "Oh hun, you have more balls, figuratively speaking,than most men on here | |||
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"Peerhaps he needs a no win no fee accident claim, try ecplaining that one
No offence, but with you ladies i'd be happy to come out alive.
With us ladies you'd be lucky to come out alive
Lol, lol, lol noticed ur blocked ?? lol
Blocked, Me?
He means "clocked"
Thought I'd upset someone
You? No way - Mushy is dyslexic... he told me earlier
Yep, i'm also an agnostical insomniac.
I stay up all night ( )wondering if there really is a dog.
The Greeks have several... Morpheus being one of them.. shall I ask him to give you a bit of a barking?
yeah, go on then, in for a penny in for a drachma
go easy on the ruffing up tho'
i'm a good dog with a bone
Down boy and stop licking your balls, it rude to do so in public
Did he do that... in your company? How rude is that... Mind you... I wish I was that flexible... (not that I have any balls... yet?)
Oh hun, you have more balls, figuratively speaking,than most men on here "aw thank you... I am going to look again.. might help me find the last few pubes that got away when in a hurry this week...;-) | |||
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