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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want a jam sandwich and we haven't got any fucking jam

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Create your own

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Worry not Jack, I've plenty if you want to pop round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Times like these lemon curd comes to the rescue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck...no!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like it'll have to be cheese then

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Any leftover Cranberry Sauce. I couldn't but mother and brother both love than in a piece.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've got turkey, beef, pork, a bit of duck, as many types of cheese as you can name but I want strawberry jam.

Kate's snoring her box off upstairs. She ain't fucking bothered that I'm sitting here starving the death

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Marmite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got turkey, beef, pork, a bit of duck, as many types of cheese as you can name but I want strawberry jam.

Kate's snoring her box off upstairs. She ain't fucking bothered that I'm sitting here starving the death

Wake her up and send her to get you some !!!!!! Be brave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a jam sandwich and we haven't got any fucking jam

I'd be having a word with the cheeky bugger who used the last of the jam....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beet root sarnie can't beat it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

got none of them but like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a lovely present of marmalades and preserves for my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

ooh you devil I've been fancying jammie dodgers for days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've got turkey, beef, pork, a bit of duck, as many types of cheese as you can name but I want strawberry jam.

Kate's snoring her box off upstairs. She ain't fucking bothered that I'm sitting here starving the death

Wake her up and send her to get you some !!!!!! Be brave lol"

I'm brave but I'm not daft

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think of all the calories you will be saving by not having any

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

ooh you devil I've been fancying jammie dodgers for days "

I've been craving the lemon ones. Can you still even get them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Times like these lemon curd comes to the rescue

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omg..love lemon curd...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beet root sarnie can't beat it "

got none. Got some pickled cabbage and pickled onions though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think of all the calories you will be saving by not having any

My belly's rumbling and with her snoring upstairs it sounds like 2 motorbikes racing round a track

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

ooh you devil I've been fancying jammie dodgers for days

I've been craving the lemon ones. Can you still even get them

Never knew you could get lemon ones ,shopping tomorrow ,splash out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jammie dodgers ....cup of tea ....close enough

ooh you devil I've been fancying jammie dodgers for days

I've been craving the lemon ones. Can you still even get them

didnt even know they did lemon ones. I like the Lemon puff biscuits...all sticky on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what alternatives to suggest to strawberry jam. I feel your pain.

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

Put a little water in a pan a couple of tablespoons of sugar any fruit juice or squeeze any fruit you have into the pan heat up gently swirling the pan but not stiring coll it sdown when the sugar has dissolved then spread : )

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Peanut butter is king and never in short supply here

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

If it works let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to lightly toast some ciabatta and have it with chicken liver pate and caramelised onion chutney

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm going to lightly toast some ciabatta and have it with chicken liver pate and caramelised onion chutney

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I'm gonna have a jam sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a little water in a pan a couple of tablespoons of sugar any fruit juice or squeeze any fruit you have into the pan heat up gently swirling the pan but not stiring coll it sdown when the sugar has dissolved then spread : )

Eh?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Think of all the calories you will be saving by not having any

My belly's rumbling and with her snoring upstairs it sounds like 2 motorbikes racing round a track"
well if I was Kate I would of used it/ hid it/ purposely didn't buy any just out of spite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to lightly toast some ciabatta and have it with chicken liver pate and caramelised onion chutney

I'm gonna have a jam sandwich"

Don't you start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think of all the calories you will be saving by not having any

My belly's rumbling and with her snoring upstairs it sounds like 2 motorbikes racing round a trackwell if I was Kate I would of used it/ hid it/ purposely didn't buy any just out of spite

I bet that's just what she's done

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I want a jam sandwich and we haven't got any fucking jam

Could be worse. . The bread could be stale too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't even like jam sandwiches but might have one now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't even like jam sandwiches but might have one now

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We could both have one, they will taste extra nice knowing Jack can't have one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't got any bread but I have strawberry, raspberry and pineapple jams.

Can someone deliver some bread for the morning please?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't even like jam sandwiches but might have one now

We could both have one, they will taste extra nice knowing Jack can't have one.

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I know, will be the best jam sandwich ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Found some, found some, found some.

I knew we had some coz I saw it the other day. It was hiding behind the beans

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Found some, found some, found some.

I knew we had some coz I saw it the other day. It was hiding behind the beans

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that's spoilt my night now I was enjoying you suffering

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Found some, found some, found some.

I knew we had some coz I saw it the other day. It was hiding behind the beans

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It won't be as nice as mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got mine on toast now. Just waiting for kettle to boil for a nice cuppa.

It's been ages since I cooked anything

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can I have ya ciabatta, chicken liver pate & caramalised onion now you've found yer jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I have ya ciabatta, chicken liver pate & caramalised onion now you've found yer jam

that's me afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been ages since I cooked anything

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Rem:-hot water ,bag ,bag out ,milk ,sugar to taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been ages since I cooked anything

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Rem:-hot water ,bag ,bag out ,milk ,sugar to taste

I still remembered how to do it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it works let me know

you would need to put some lemon juice in it if you wanted it to set

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