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By *coutin4girlz OP Man
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

OMG!!!...I was just l©©king down back of sofa for my lighter n found a mummified sparrow chick!...I jumped out of my skin lol....just wondering what other wierd or wonderful things people have found down back of theirs???...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG!!!...I was just l©©king down back of sofa for my lighter n found a mummified sparrow chick!...I jumped out of my skin lol....just wondering what other wierd or wonderful things people have found down back of theirs???...

I'm hoping it's because you have a cat...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wtf, how long is it since you cleaned down there

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I'm hoping it's because you have a cat..."

It sounds like that cat got it, hurt it and then feeling guilty, wrapped it head to toe in bandages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found a spring down the back of a lasses sofa once......found it with my knee...quite a few times....it was sore...

I miss that spring.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Found £20 once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf, how long is it since you cleaned down there

since King Tutt was in power?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Found a cute bum over the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf, how long is it since you cleaned down there

and didn't it smell?

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By *coutin4girlz OP Man
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

"Wtf, how long is it since you cleaned down there

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My cieling come down coz the pipes froze in the attic when we had that freezing December 5 years ago n I had to move out for months so it must of got in then n no I dont clean down back of sofa...does anyone else like lol

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

A friend of mine just found her iPhone. She thought it was stollen. 6 months ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a chocolate biscuit once. I didn't celebrate because it was my old club.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A friend of mine just found her iPhone. She thought it was stollen. 6 months ago! "

Was it the mazapain thieve?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of mine just found her iPhone. She thought it was stollen. 6 months ago! "

I found some stollen and thought it was an iPhone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

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lol was beginning to think I was abnormal

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By *p4itguyMan
over a year ago

Daventry

My first sofa came with the house when I bought it. I found an old copy of an Ann Summers brochure and a small white motorless vibrator. They must have worn it out!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had that freezing December 5 years ago n I had to move out for months so it must of got in then n no I dont clean down back of sofa...does anyone else like lol"

Crikey, are you saying it's been there 5 years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do our sofas daily and still find a handful of crap. I usually find a comb or hairbrush,a pair of tweezers,numerous lighters,coins of differing denominations,sweet wrappers,hair grips and eye liners

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"A friend of mine just found her iPhone. She thought it was stollen. 6 months ago! "

I'd eat 6 month old stollen

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

I once found a witch and a talking lion down the back of mine.

Really people, liitle run around with a cloth every now an then?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

so if it falls down the back of the sofa on a monday and you clean it on a sunday during your weekly clean ...how dont you find it ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a week and a half old stollen

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

same here christmas cake ...our sofas must munch our pants as we sit on them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Lucan

Shergar

The light at the end of the tunnel

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

so if it falls down the back of the sofa on a monday and you clean it on a sunday during your weekly clean ...how dont you find it ?"

To be honest, we have never found anything down the back of our sofas, maybe we are just strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat."

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

I lost my virginity down the back of our sofa aty parents house......... No matter how many times I looked I never found it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we went to change the bedroom carpet 6 months after moving into our new house and found £200 in 20s hidden away between the underlay. we didn't have a forwarding address so it ended up paying for the new one

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

i wonder if the sweet jar was possibly left open ...otherwise i would install cameras and open a you tube account and watch the dollars roll in !!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"i wonder if the sweet jar was possibly left open ...otherwise i would install cameras and open a you tube account and watch the dollars roll in !!

Yes was open and empty lol. The poor mole though, he was quite cross and confused.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?"

The lid was off

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I hate auto correct xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?

The lid was off

Jeesh that's the biggest disappointment of my evening. I had visions of the cat sat there chuckling to himself while screwing the lid back on the jar

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"we went to change the bedroom carpet 6 months after moving into our new house and found £200 in 20s hidden away between the underlay. we didn't have a forwarding address so it ended up paying for the new one

bingo !!!

alot of elderly do this and a friend has the misfortune of her father withdrawing all his money from the bank and hiding it allover the house ...under rugs loft hatches etc...very sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?

The lid was off

Jeesh that's the biggest disappointment of my evening. I had visions of the cat sat there chuckling to himself while screwing the lid back on the jar"

Me too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?

The lid was off

Jeesh that's the biggest disappointment of my evening. I had visions of the cat sat there chuckling to himself while screwing the lid back on the jar

Me too.

She was a clever cat that one, but not that clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once found a witch and a talking lion down the back of mine.

Really people, liitle run around with a cloth every now an then?

Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm going to sneak something bizarre down my friends' sofas when I visit.

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By *dventuroususCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

"Wtf, how long is it since you cleaned down there

My cieling come down coz the pipes froze in the attic when we had that freezing December 5 years ago n I had to move out for months so it must of got in then n no I dont clean down back of sofa...does anyone else like lol"

yes of course.

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By *coutin4girlz OP Man
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

"Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

so if it falls down the back of the sofa on a monday and you clean it on a sunday during your weekly clean ...how dont you find it ?

To be honest, we have never found anything down the back of our sofas, maybe we are just strange? "
The post was about finding things down back of the sofa CLEVER CLOGGS not criticizing people you know absolutely jack shit about lol My flat is very tidy, in fact its probably the nicest on the estate coz Im a plasterer with a keen interest in interior design n I moved back a year ago,up until then I just used to pop in to do my washing n pick up my mail n to be honest OBVIOUSLY I never clean the down in the dark recesses of my sofa or I would of found it a year ago,but I do clean everywhere else same as anyone that takes a bit of pride in themselves does as my photos should testify....God I can't stand people that jump in n have a go at someone when they don't even know the facts n totally miss the point,which is meant as a bit of fun that's all...thanks to those that joined in the spirit n reply with a bit of humour....Dew I'm glad I got that off my chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We found a preserved frog behind a radiator once and a mole in a sweet jar ...still alive. Both gifts from the cat.

how did the cat get the mole on the sweet jar?

Is it one of those with thumbs like off the adverts?

The lid was off

Jeesh that's the biggest disappointment of my evening. I had visions of the cat sat there chuckling to himself while screwing the lid back on the jar

Me too.

She was a clever cat that one, but not that clever

I don't care...that's the image in my head and that's the image I will keep. It also well may be the story I tell in the pub tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't find anything down the backs of our sofas! I clean them once a week

so if it falls down the back of the sofa on a monday and you clean it on a sunday during your weekly clean ...how dont you find it ?

To be honest, we have never found anything down the back of our sofas, maybe we are just strange? The post was about finding things down back of the sofa CLEVER CLOGGS not criticizing people you know absolutely jack shit about lol My flat is very tidy, in fact its probably the nicest on the estate coz Im a plasterer with a keen interest in interior design n I moved back a year ago,up until then I just used to pop in to do my washing n pick up my mail n to be honest OBVIOUSLY I never clean the down in the dark recesses of my sofa or I would of found it a year ago,but I do clean everywhere else same as anyone that takes a bit of pride in themselves does as my photos should testify....God I can't stand people that jump in n have a go at someone when they don't even know the facts n totally miss the point,which is meant as a bit of fun that's all...thanks to those that joined in the spirit n reply with a bit of humour....Dew I'm glad I got that off my chest lol

Wow

Do you feel better now? I'm neither a clever cloggs or was I passing judgement on anyone in the thread, nor did I have a go at anyone or critizing anyone, I'm going back to my very clean sofa now

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