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Equivalent of Lion Mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pinched from another thread:-


"Because then what would happen to all the penisists with nothing to do but look down on those little (or not so little) blighters

Also what about all those with complexes about their penises....what are they going to worry about!? it's a whole genre of fab-thread which would be extinct."

As all penises are to be standardised according to EEC Directive 1279546/14 revision 15.

I have decided to worry about how to show that they are standards compliant, we have the kite marks for many things, the lion stamp for eggs...

So over to you what symbol should be used to de-mark a standards complient penis

(for those concerned I made up the EEC regs, no need to vote UKIP for Penis variety)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Brand them with a pic of a Lynx can or a sky remote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lynx cans will be redundant and sky remote's will be replaced by smartphone apps.

I was thinking more along the lines of a stylised vulva

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

How about a little dickie bow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Branding would be useful for determining that the implement in question has been vigorously tested to comply with approved standards.

Length

girth

rigidity

reaction time

repeatability.

What would be the standard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LUDO

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Length

girth

rigidity

reaction time

repeatability.

What would be the standard?

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its fully documented in EEC Directive 1279546/14 revision 15.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Length

girth

rigidity

reaction time

repeatability.

What would be the standard?

its fully documented in EEC Directive 1279546/14 revision 15. "

Ah. Standard cocks that comply with the directive have to have "1279546" tattooed on them.

BBC would then be tattooed with "1279546/14 revision 16" in full.

Less than that get "R12"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all cocks must to standardised to the 68th percentile. All measurements will be taken in decimal units and those that are too small or too big will rejected. an expiry date will be stamped on each member, along with nutritional information. those that are found to contain too much salt or fat will be deemed to be unhealthy and will also be subject to disposal.

regional variation between member states will be expressed on the packaging. Those member states will have protected regional indicators. for example cocks from France will be named as Frocks, Germany Gocks etc.

where an excess of cocks are available from subsidised over production then the generation of a cock mountain will prevented by the redistribution of cock harvesting right to member states.

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By *itcoinMasterMan
over a year ago

Colwyn Bay

Hilarius posts... Would there be icons on the FAB profiles too? User xyz just got penis-verification Genuine and working 8==

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