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Why are penises different sizes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, 'does size matter?' is a common question, but does anyone ever wonder why penises aren't simply a 'one size fits all', uniform length and thickness?

I mean when you strip it all down to the basics, sex is about making babies and carrying on the parents bloodlines, so as long as a penis is capable of effectively delivering the necessary semen into a woman to allow this to happen then why would there even need to be any variation in size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that women can tell who is fucking them in the dark of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any geneticists in the room?

I suppose there are variations in (almost ?) all phenotypical traits and those that are advantageous to a particular time or place will remain/survive/be passed on...

Penis size seems, in evolutionary terms at least, to not matter that much... A small willied person, in the real world, won't have much trouble finding a mate just because of the size of his willy.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"So that women can tell who is fucking them in the dark of course "

Psml!!!!!

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

They are not one size for the same reason no body part is uniform from person to person. It's that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps a large one is gods way of making up for lack of performance

I'm REALLY crap in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money came and fucked up the whole evolution of penis size mattering to find a mate!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You'd expect them to be more uniformly sized according to the size of the 'animal' they are attached to wouldn't you, but it isn't that way even in nature, lol!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Why would penises be the same size when no other body part is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ponder on that question as well, and we can easily transfer the subject to any part of the body in that case...

endless pondering if you start to think that way...

To paraphrase Carre Otis "We come in many different shapes and sizes, and we need to support each other and our differences. Our beauty is in our differences."

Life would be boring as shit if we would all look the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dad used to say...you can only piss with cock you got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would penises be the same size when no other body part is? "
I'm sure it would be boring if every mans was same

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Perhaps a large one is gods way of making up for lack of performance

I'm REALLY crap in bed "

That would explain me fainting when I get a hard on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they were all standard sized, lynx can sales would fall through the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OR perhaps it is due to women having 3 different sized recepticles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's are looking into a new mass market and will be standardising the penis for mass consumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, speaking as an expert vaginacologist it only matters if you've got a little 'un

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"So that women can tell who is fucking them in the dark of course "

Almost choked laughing at that response!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because otherwise shops could only sell one size of dildo, and where's the profit in that

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Because otherwise some guys would struggle for ideas for pics!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because otherwise some guys would struggle for ideas for pics!

A"

At time like this I wish Fab would have a sniggering behind a hand smiley

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Because then what would happen to all the penisists with nothing to do but look down on those little (or not so little) blighters

Also what about all those with complexes about their penises....what are they going to worry about!? it's a whole genre of fab-thread which would be extinct.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It's all to do with evolution, the people with really huge peni are a throwback to when homo sapiens mated with neanderthals.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

of course size matters why do you think women cant parallel park ?

cos they have been lied to about what constitutes 12 inches they get it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the aliens who came here and noticed how humongous cocks on Neanderthal men were weighting them down and making them stoop,thus causing their knuckles to drag on the floor. They introduced a more slimline,shorter cock through mating and genetic manipulation to see which produced better results. They got bored and went home,leaving nature to do the rest.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"It was the aliens who came here and noticed how humongous cocks on Neanderthal men were weighting them down and making them stoop,thus causing their knuckles to drag on the floor. They introduced a more slimline,shorter cock through mating and genetic manipulation to see which produced better results. They got bored and went home,leaving nature to do the rest. "

It was all bout improved posture??? Clever aliens and good knowledge from CC.

Did aliens also genetically make feet smaller so Neanderthals didn't trip when running way from fierce creatures?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its so the ones who have nothing better to do with their lives can keep obsessing and comparing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was the aliens who came here and noticed how humongous cocks on Neanderthal men were weighting them down and making them stoop,thus causing their knuckles to drag on the floor. They introduced a more slimline,shorter cock through mating and genetic manipulation to see which produced better results. They got bored and went home,leaving nature to do the rest.

It was all bout improved posture??? Clever aliens and good knowledge from CC.

Did aliens also genetically make feet smaller so Neanderthals didn't trip when running way from fierce creatures?"

And those big footed Neanderthals may have tripped over and become stuck in place when their mighty penises became lodged in the ground like javelins, leaving them bums up and at the mercy of the pursuing predator - its little wonder some of the earliest human language was 'OOH OOH OOH!!!'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cocks are different sizes for the same reason boobies are ... Cos they just are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big ones for pussies. Little ones for Anal. Medium ones for a bit of both.....it's so simple really. Can't beleive none of you lovely forumites had nit already realised that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big ones for pussies. Little ones for Anal. Medium ones for a bit of both.....it's so simple really. Can't beleive none of you lovely forumites had nit already realised that!"

Big ones are for anal. Anal with little ones gets very dull very quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big ones for pussies. Little ones for Anal. Medium ones for a bit of both.....it's so simple really. Can't beleive none of you lovely forumites had nit already realised that!

Big ones are for anal. Anal with little ones gets very dull very quickly. "

Otherwise butt plugs the size of acorns would be most popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was the aliens who came here and noticed how humongous cocks on Neanderthal men were weighting them down and making them stoop,thus causing their knuckles to drag on the floor. They introduced a more slimline,shorter cock through mating and genetic manipulation to see which produced better results. They got bored and went home,leaving nature to do the rest.

It was all bout improved posture??? Clever aliens and good knowledge from CC.

Did aliens also genetically make feet smaller so Neanderthals didn't trip when running way from fierce creatures?"

The decided we would make better runners than swimmers. We're lucky we don't have gills and webbed fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big ones for pussies. Little ones for Anal. Medium ones for a bit of both.....it's so simple really. Can't beleive none of you lovely forumites had nit already realised that!"

Swap that around and you'll be nearer the mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google was made for this shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because otherwise some guys would struggle for ideas for pics!

A

At time like this I wish Fab would have a sniggering behind a hand smiley "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far I have been very happy with the size of my penis, I have not yet found a vagina it does not fit, and I have no problems with it tripping me up either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks have corkscrew penises, enchiladas have 4...

Genetics does affect how you will turn out, after all you can only become a product of what materials are there to begin with (unless you mutate). Your size will be dependent upon the males from your mother or fathers side, the mothers side is the dominant one.

Hormone exposure, diet, and mutations can affect size as well. I don't think geneticists are sure exactly, because all they do is find links between peoples genes and DNA (and ask questions about other stuff) and just look for links between them, often it is obvious that a certain gene or hormone affects penis size when there is something abnormal or a change happens during treatment.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Ducks have corkscrew penises, enchiladas have 4...

Genetics does affect how you will turn out, after all you can only become a product of what materials are there to begin with (unless you mutate). Your size will be dependent upon the males from your mother or fathers side, the mothers side is the dominant one.

Hormone exposure, diet, and mutations can affect size as well. I don't think geneticists are sure exactly, because all they do is find links between peoples genes and DNA (and ask questions about other stuff) and just look for links between them, often it is obvious that a certain gene or hormone affects penis size when there is something abnormal or a change happens during treatment. "

Slamming it in the fridge door can also enlarge and swell the size of a cock - at least on a temporary basis.

*allegedly!

A

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Not another one

Do you see women asking if there boobs are big enough or there hall is tight we are all different some like it some don't people are obsessed with size grrrrr

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


"Not another one

Do you see women asking if there boobs are big enough or there hall is tight we are all different some like it some don't people are obsessed with size grrrrr "

Fucking phone *hole*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not another one

Do you see women asking if there boobs are big enough or there hall is tight we are all different some like it some don't people are obsessed with size grrrrr

Fucking phone *hole*"

It's actually an interesting question though and have wondered myself why our bodies are so different, even to the point where of how the first of anything came to be. Am trying to figure out what the point in period pains is because nobody knows about that either.

We have a good knowledge (overall) to hand of anatomy, but often don't know why some things are because there doesn't seem to be any reason for it or conclusive proofs or links.

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