FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles, what did you omit?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What did you omit to state on your profile?

Paddy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im really six foot five xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I killed my last meet and buried them under the bushes.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that I'm really a single guy!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm just a figment of your imagination.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That its ok for guys to constantly message me in the middle of the night to come fuck me there and then cause im desperate

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

That Im not genuine.

And Im a timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm just a figment of your imagination."

My imagination aint that good sexy lol xx

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm just a figment of your imagination.

My imagination aint that good sexy lol xx

Awww bless ya xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to say, ignore all this crap and message me anyway!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission..."

Have to agree with you _abio, think mine says most things, lots of deceptive profiles out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgot to say, ignore all this crap and message me anyway!

haha! I forgot that bit too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission..."

You've had it now. I'm gonna read it n read it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that Tigress does not like smelly cocks as it it a real passion killer and Tiger doesn't like smelly fannies either. ...... oh yes it does happen, why can't people reflect a bit, if u are sweaty carry wet wipes in your car. If you get off on someone sucking you after u have had sex elsewhere have the grace to say so.

phew glad I got that off me chest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

You've had it now. I'm gonna read it n read it. "

Im on chapter two now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How intimidating England can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How intimidating England can be."

Aww it isn't, we are a great nation of p**s taking fools really, come to the local swinging club tonight and we'll prove you wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How intimidating England can be."

As in the Country or your partner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am an unsympathetic hard nose bitch who lacks compassion!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Please forgive me, i can't read and my messaging abilities do not extend beyond cut and paste.

PS i often erm, read about ladies quoting meesages that are simply cut and paste and don't work. Would any of you fine ladies care to send me a copy of a message that did work?

regards

A. Copier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I actually do care about and notice the size of your cock

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Absolutely nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How intimidating England can be.

As in the Country or your partner?

Ha, funny. I missed that! My partner.

He isn't, at all, but he looks like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone who has even glanced at mine must know that I did't miss much, what is the point of deliberately leaving out things you think may put people off, your just wasting your own time.

Swinging is about honesty and that starts with your profile.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

That I once beat Death at a game of twister.... and woke up under some bushes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

-classic-

"That I once beat Death at a game of twister.... and woke up under some bushes."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

that i always win at monopoly and never feed me tequila

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, although I struggled to make it "fluffy, wuffy". My profile is about the tenth draft!

I think I got the soft, delicate approach just right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I omitted to say "I'm Irish" on mine lol

Paddy xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I am thinking of cutting mine down to one line.

I just want to fuck...... respectful human beings with a functioning brain.

But I am worried all the fat old munters will start sending polite messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission..."

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO "

And upto an execellent standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

And upto an execellent standard

did I tell you mine were taken in 1973?;-)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

And upto an execellent standard

did I tell you mine were taken in 1973?;-)"

Dyslexia is terrible isn't it. You told me 37 lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

And upto an execellent standard

did I tell you mine were taken in 1973?;-)

Dyslexia is terrible isn't it. You told me 37 lol

no that was my IQ

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

And upto an execellent standard

did I tell you mine were taken in 1973?;-)

Dyslexia is terrible isn't it. You told me 37 lol

no that was my IQ

Moron lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think I did...

If it is information that I think it useful to helping people make up their mind about whether I am the person they may want to meet or not, then if they is any doubt I put it in....

I don't believe in deception by omission...

Well said - quite agree - hence pictures need to be kept reasonably up to date IMHO

And upto an execellent standard

did I tell you mine were taken in 1973?;-)

Dyslexia is terrible isn't it. You told me 37 lol

no that was my IQ

Moron lol

We agreed it was Pete?

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

I'm so desparate for a mature woman that I'm thinking about adding a few years to my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so desparate for a mature woman that I'm thinking about adding a few years to my age

So you are looking for a woman over 21 then really

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By *usterMan
over a year ago

worthing

Or maybe over 21 women

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i lost my marbles and cant find em

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i lost my marbles and cant find em

there's "Only One Woman"

oops, wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you omit to state on your profile?

Paddy xx"

Our home number for one but countless other things that are not really relevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ommitted to say that presently i would find it extremely difficult to get up the bloody stairs at chams....

And can we have a lift put in pretty please nick

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I ommitted to say that presently i would find it extremely difficult to get up the bloody stairs at chams....

And can we have a lift put in pretty please nick

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il give you a leg n a wing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I ommitted to say that presently i would find it extremely difficult to get up the bloody stairs at chams....

And can we have a lift put in pretty please nick

They managed to get me up there when i couldnt move my leg at all fuck knows how like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao...

i reckon if i make it to the smoking deck....ill stay there all evening and send someone down for drinks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Lmao...

i reckon if i make it to the smoking deck....ill stay there all evening and send someone down for drinks

They got me on the smoking deck then the bastards (well jason and maddie) took advantage of me, managed to go to a room with a guy and afterwards he had to pick my leg up to get it back on the floor.

Oh and you got no chance of getting on the new deck i couldnt and so many people where falling and wobbling the step is huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well thats it.i aint going. lmao

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