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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly I am watching this drivel.....but one thing really stands out....Captain America? He really is quite shit. I mean...what can he do?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Sadly I am watching this drivel.....but one thing really stands out....Captain America? He really is quite shit. I mean...what can he do?"

The super soldier serum made him well 'ard. He's in a film all on his own on Sky and he's duffing up all and sundry. Go on Cap......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold your tongue and go sit in the naughty corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's on but I am not watching, boring. Thought I would look on the forum instead and you are discussing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has the shoulder-torso ratio of a Dorito. I would.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I love the Avengers! However, I'm not a fan of Captain America. I'm more of a Hulk sort of girl. Or Thor. Captain America seems, well, a bit wussy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is with the bad guys helmet? Goat horns reallyyyyyyyyyyyy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain America is like a token superhero compared to the rest of the gang yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He has the shoulder-torso ratio of a Dorito. I would."

If any woman said no to Chris Evans (cap america) then i would send her off to have her head examined! He's one of those guys who are beyond hot and also seem to actually be a lovely guy too

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I love this film, but then I'm a Marvel girl, and a huge Whedon fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Captain America is like a token superhero compared to the rest of the gang yeah

Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I love the Avengers! However, I'm not a fan of Captain America. I'm more of a Hulk sort of girl. Or Thor. Captain America seems, well, a bit wussy!!"

Cap's problem is that he is the ultimate Boy Scout, I think he'd be quite vanilla in bed

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I want to know about Budapest so bad!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow "

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap's problem is that he is the ultimate Boy Scout, I think he'd be quite vanilla in bed "

You just know Peggy would have eaten him alive.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Cap's problem is that he is the ultimate Boy Scout, I think he'd be quite vanilla in bed

You just know Peggy would have eaten him alive."

Mitchell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If any woman said no to Chris Evans (cap america) then i would send her off to have her head examined! He's one of those guys who are beyond hot and also seem to actually be a lovely guy too "

Once I heard that he's got a reputation for being a good guy I fell for him, haha!

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By *mandaboundTV/TS
over a year ago

Newton Le Willows

Awful except the last half hour. Presumes the viewer has seen every marvel film and knows every plot twist....as I hadn't....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit."

But is petrified of the hulk whereas thor can take a punch off him! That makes me laugh x

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit."

Actually, she's an ex KGB, highly trained assassin.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Awful except the last half hour. Presumes the viewer has seen every marvel film and knows every plot twist....as I hadn't...."

Well, in a way, yes. The majority of the characters have had standalone films to establish themselves so there will be references to those as it's the Marvel Universe

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit.

Actually, she's an ex KGB, highly trained assassin. "

Natasha Comonova if I'm not mistaken

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit.

Actually, she's an ex KGB, highly trained assassin.

Natasha Comonova if I'm not mistaken"

Or Romanoff, even

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Sorry, I'm unleashing the geek tonight, lol

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit.

Actually, she's an ex KGB, highly trained assassin.

Natasha Comonova if I'm not mistaken

Or Romanoff, even

Romanova - my little Comonova pun failed miserably. As usual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hulk

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Actually thats hawkeye and black widow

I've noticed that Scarlett Johansson has all the powers she requires just by putting on a figure hugging black jumpsuit.

Actually, she's an ex KGB, highly trained assassin.

Natasha Comonova if I'm not mistaken

Or Romanoff, even

Romanova - my little Comonova pun failed miserably. As usual!"

I'd love to see a Widow/Hawkeye film

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Hulk"

This is Hulk laughing

This is Hulk being sick

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hawkeye is a gimp though, I've just watched it and he didn't do squat.

He has the power of moral support, that's about It

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Thor is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked iron man most because he's the most likely to be In somewhere like this :D

But iron man 2 and 3 weren't the best so kind of lost the faith :/

Not to mention, iron man 2 was about how everyone had an iron man army.. where were they during the invasion?

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By *otgymfitanymoreCouple
over a year ago

pontefract

I love these films and love iron man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hulk is a monster! Childhood fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

America is awesome, holds is own with no real power

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My favourite bit is the hulk/loki scene near the end where he rags him around like a doll.

Thor is YUM!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love all Marvel, Guardians is where its at!! C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a jolly romp, it's fairly well written and the dialog is pretty good.

Lots of eye candy for the ladies, and tons of stuff blows up. What's not to love.

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