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By *usie p OP TV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Need a few good jokes for later not too dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a French girl hold her liquer?

By the l'oreilles, of course.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.

"First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.

Hence the Smile,' says the Coroner.

"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it all on whisky.

Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he says.

The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken!!.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I still think it unfair that Thor was disqualified from the Hammer throwing at the last Olympics.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I keep hearing irish voices coming from my tummy.

Doctor reckons ive got a stomach ulster

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I just got back from the doctors and am devastated to find out I've been infertile since birth.

I have no idea how I'm going to break the news to the wife and kids.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis

and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Jew over there."

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Arab.

He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, "Thank you!"

The Arab asks the bartender, "What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I've ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him,

and all the silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?"

"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."

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By *aul100Man
over a year ago

blackburn

A bloke walks into the pub and says he's selling 8 legs of venison for £10 which I reply it's 2 dear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heisenberg gets pulled over by a traffic cop.

" do you know how fast you were going then, Sir?" Asked the cop.

" No idea", says Heisenberg. " but I do know precisely where I am"

( Physicist joke)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NASA the Russian space agency and the Irish space agency are holding a press conference.

NASA announce that they intend to go back to the moon.

The Russians looking to one up the yanks announce plans to go to mars.

Then it's the little known Irish space agency's turn, they announce a mission to the sun!

Both the Americans and Russians are shocked into silence until a reporter asks how the Irish are planning to get around the extreme heat of the sun.

The Irish carefully consider there answer and explain that they plan to go at night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman chatting to a guy in a bar says I've heard native American men have the thickest penisis and Polish men have the longest, my name is Tracey the guy replies Tonto Polonski at your service.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.

"First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.

Hence the Smile,' says the Coroner.

"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it all on whisky.

Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he says.

The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken!!.

This made me LOL

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A teacher asks her class, "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood’s girlfriend?"

Little Jonny raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn, Miss".

Slightly surprised, teacher says "No Jonny the answer is Maid Marion".

But Miss, what about the song, Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two blondes walk into a bank !

Ud have thought one of them would of seen it !

Boom boom ! I'm here all night ladies and gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Christmas, an intelligent blonde woman and a straight single guy were in a fab lift. But one of them was fake........

(It's the straight guy....apparently there are none on fab? Or so you would think from some if these threads)

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news”.

The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.

The lawyer says: “Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 million”.

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

"Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police call on the coroner to investigate.

"First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 70, died of heart failure while making love to his 20-year old mistress.

Hence the Smile,' says the Coroner.

"Second body is Gregory Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the Lottery. Spent it all on whisky.

Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the Smile." he says.

The Police Inspector asked, '"So what about this third body?'"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why the broad grin, then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken!!.

The old ones are best.

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Essex girl seen throwing bread into the toilet,

When asked why?

Replies,

Oh! I'm feeding the toilet duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a sin and a shame???

It's a sin to put it in but a shame to take it back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguin driving a car and experiences engine trouble, he pulls into a garage and ask the mechanic to take a look, whilst the mechanic is looking under the bonnett the penguin gets out and walks up to a vending machine and buys an icecream, eats it with a passion, he returns with is beak covered in icecream, the mechanic pops is head from under the engine and shouts blown a seal, the penguin says no I haven't you cheeky fucker.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

The worst pub I've ever been to was called 'The Fiddle'.

It really was a vile inn.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I always have the worst luck with girlfriends, they always shout the wrong name in bed.

When will they learn that my name is not God.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I wish I knew who kicked the jack from under my car as I was working on it...the suspension is killing me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An irish woman gets a phone call from her very panicked pregnant daughter,

"Oh mammy, mammy, my waters have broken"

Mammy replies " oh, mary mother of jesus, where are you ringing from"

Daughter shouts in reply " from my fanny down to my fecking ankles!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

A man walks in to a bank and shouts air in the hands motherstickers this is a fuck up

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

One day, there was a man name Alex. Alex lived out his life, all 98 years of it, and died in his sleep. When Alex reached the pearly gates of heaven, he saw a huge wall of clocks. He thought that at first the clocks were keeping time, but the hands just moved randomly, no strategy to it at all. Alex asked St. Peter what the clocks were. “Well,” began Peter, “Every time that someone is born, they are given a clock. The hands on the clock move each time that person lies. For example, Abraham Lincoln’s clock has moved twice. Your clock has moved 50 times.” Well, Alex was amazed by this, and began looking at the clocks of all the people that he knows. As he looked, he realized he could not find one clock in particular. “St. Peter, where is David Cameron’s clock?” Peter then started laughing. “His clock had to be moved. It is in Jesus’s office. He is using it as a fan!!

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath.

The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, don't go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:

"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.

When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked:

"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two oldish men playing a round of golf one morning. As they play a funeral hearse and procession drives past and one of the men stops removes his cap and bows his head!

His friend turns to him and says that was very respectful of you to do that!" To which the man replies "it's the least I could do I was married to her for 40 years!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say the following quite quickly

Oil

Beef

Hooked

Ta da ! You can speak Irish

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

I got chased by a scouser the other day trying to steal my wallet.

Halfway through the terrifying ordeal, I couldn't help but think to myself, "He's giving me a good run for my money."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say the following quite quickly

Oil

Beef

Hooked

Ta da ! You can speak Irish

Whale oil beef hooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving this morning when I saw a parked RAC van. The driver was

sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself, that

guy's heading for a breakdown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was

standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. 3

hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself,

they've lost the plot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife was counting all the 5ps and 10ps out on the kitchen table when she

suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I

thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.

"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant."

The boy thought for a moment, then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A guy was driving down a motorway with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up,

"I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales".

"Why do you think that ?" he said.

"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy was driving down a motorway with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up,

"I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales".

"Why do you think that ?" he said.

"Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says

"stit ruoy su wohs""
giggidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath.

The woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....

"Next Monday, don't go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself.."

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:

"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, she was far from hairless.

When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked:

"Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."

"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teacher asks her class, "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood’s girlfriend?"

Little Jonny raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn, Miss".

Slightly surprised, teacher says "No Jonny the answer is Maid Marion".

But Miss, what about the song, Robin Hood, Robin Hood riding Trudy Glenn."

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By *usie p OP TV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Whats the latest ones? urgent.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Jeeeezz. Nice to know nowt changes when folks ask for jokes in these forums. Christmas cracker writers have nothing to worry about. Meanwhile ...

I've been invited round a neighbours for a pre Christmas drink with nibbles.

They treat that bloody cat like royalty.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Give a lady 2 glasses of wine she might have a stroke give her the bottle you might get as suck

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Doctor doctor I've got five penises.

How do your pants fit?

Like a glove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday I have girls come up to

me and tell me what they want.

I pull out my 12 incher, warm it

up, wrap that fucker up and give

it to them just how they want it, it

fills them right up and they

always leave satisfied.

I love working in Subway...

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Where does Santa go for his holidays ?

To a ho ho Hotel.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

In the news this week: the guy who invented the hokey y died last week. It was a lovely funeral service until the time came to put him in the coffin.

They put his left leg in and that's when the trouble began....

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Just seen Chris Rea boarding a train!

What a lying bastard!

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Bought a butt plug shaped like a Christmas Spruce

Got it on Bumtree.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What does William Shatner see when he looks down the toilet?

The Captain's Log!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does William Shatner see when he looks down the toilet?

The Captain's Log!"

"Captain!"

"Yes Scottie?"

"We have the transporter locked on now"

"Don't beam me up Scottie I am having a shiiiiiiiiiiii.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... iiiiiittt!

"Scottie"

"Yes Captain?"

"Did you beam up the bog rolls?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 d*unks on a train.

First one says:

"Is it Wembley yet?"

Second one says:

"No its Thursday..."

Third one says:

"So am I lets have a drink .."

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

What happened when the Jedis alarm clock goes off?

The Force Awakens!

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By *rMisterMan
over a year ago

High Gardens

"I keep hearing irish voices coming from my tummy.

Doctor reckons ive got a stomach ulster

I think these Irish jokes are not funny

like the joke with a gay Irish couple called Micheal Fitzpatric and Patrick Fitzmicheal. Who can find that funny

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By *rMisterMan
over a year ago

High Gardens

A Hells Angels chapter was on the ride. While crossing a high bridge there was a beautiful sexy girl who was attempting suicide but jumping the bridge. The leader of chapter called George had a dilemma: he wanted to preserve his bad boy image at the same time wanted to be a hero. So he approach the girl and said 'a beautiful chick like you should not die before giving to the old George her best kiss. Come on bitch give George what you got'. The girl, gently started kissing him. It was slow, sensual and the best kiss he never had, George. After catching his breath back, George asked: so tell me why you want to kill yourself. The girl replied : it's my parents. They dont approve my lifestyle, they don't want me to dress like a girl.

It's still not clear if he was pushed off the bridge or if he jumped

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

south birmingham

Two birds sittin on a perch, one says to the other, "can you smell fish"..

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

"Penguin driving a car and experiences engine trouble, he pulls into a garage and ask the mechanic to take a look, whilst the mechanic is looking under the bonnett the penguin gets out and walks up to a vending machine and buys an icecream, eats it with a passion, he returns with is beak covered in icecream, the mechanic pops is head from under the engine and shouts blown a seal, the penguin says no I haven't you cheeky fucker."

This one made me lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thid is my one and only joke....

What d'you call a donkey with 3 legs.............A WONKEY

perhaps why ive got no mates

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police are looking for a psychic dwarf in connection with a murder... reports say they are looking for a small medium at large

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By *rMisterMan
over a year ago

High Gardens

A cameleon was violently attacked by two turtles. The police was investigating the incident and an officer came to the cameleon and asked 'can you describe your assailants please?' The cameleon replied 'oh difficult to remember. It all went so fast. .'

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Wife gives birth to triplets. Pleased and shocked... no triplets or twins in family so where the triplets from she asks husband.

He replies remember 9 months ago when we go frisky in the car and you was tight... i used 3 in 1 lube. Am glad now i didnt use wd40!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"A cameleon was violently attacked by two turtles. The police was investigating the incident and an officer came to the cameleon and asked 'can you describe your assailants please?' The cameleon replied 'oh difficult to remember. It all went so fast. .'"

I don't get this one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A motorist calls the Police and asks:

"Do penguins have Rosary Beads?"

The Police response lady said:

"No why?"

Motorist replies:

"Oh Bugger. I just ran over a nun..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Spike Milligan gags:

"What are you doing here Bluebottle?"

"Everybody got to be somewhere!"

"Is your watch still broken?"

"Yes why?"

"I need to know what is the time?"

"Its OK I wrote it down earlier.."

"Put the kettle on Minnie!"

"No it won't suit me"

"I opened the door in my pyjamas"

"That is a funny place for a door"

...and later on we will be returning to the Dead Parrot Sketch ....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Old Marx one liner:

On safari I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.

How it got in my pyjamas I'll never know

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Just seen Chris Rea boarding a train!

What a lying bastard!"
Would hate to be a girl who has Chris Rea's 2 brothers, Dire and Gonna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Marx one liner:

On safari I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.

How it got in my pyjamas I'll never know"

Another one:

"I wouldn't wish to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member"

Some tourists were being shown around Beverley Hills and arrived outside his house. He was in the garden pruning roses... a Lady shouted "Whats it like working for Groucho?"

He replied:

"The wages are terrible but I get to sleep with Mrs Marx..."

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.

In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend's new website for those who like fucking people in the ass is struggling.

They've had to send in the receivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend asked me if I knew the lyrics to wonderwall

I said maybe...

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Tommy Cooper classics:

Phoned the Gym and said

"I would like to take up gymnastics classes "

" How flexible are you?"

" I can't do Thursdays"

Phoned the Swimming Pool and asked

" Are you the local Swimming Pool?"

" Depends where you are calling from"

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Went to the doctors and said

" have you got anything for wind?"

He gave me a kite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three Scousers and three Mancs are travelling by train to a football match in London At the station, the three Mancs each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Mancs.

"Watch and learn," answers one of the Scousers.

They all board the train. The Mancs take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Mancs are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Scousers on the return trip and save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip...To their astonishment, the Scousers don’t buy a ticket at all !!

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Mancunian.

"Watch and learn..." says one Scouser.

When they board the train the three Mancs cram into a toilet and soon after the three Scousers pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Mancs are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

A Montana Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson, from Missoula, Montana. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.

"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

"Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears, laughing..

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over a year ago

In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as, 'I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 XR3i', rather than, 'I've just fucked a 14 year old escort' The police still have not returned my laptop nor seen the funny side and the wife has gone to her mums!

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over a year ago

Whats the difference between a giraffe and a digger?

Ones got hydraulics and the others got high bollocks!

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