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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Red wine hit me xx

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Red wine fucked me xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Step away from the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo. Merry Christmas to two of my fave fabbers xxx

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oooo. Merry Christmas to two of my fave fabbers xxx

Merry Xmas mate I'm pissed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be. I've been down graded to mate

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Red wine hit me xx

On the red wine here as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies.....he's vulnerable....ATTACK!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ineberily slightliated

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Shtill think misky frare looks booful

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I love you all....hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on the champagne and red wine since early this morning

Will be finishing the evening off with a few baileys

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Chiss meeky mops looks booful too

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Baileys any one?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Chiss meeky mops looks booful too"
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You'll get a bad reputation

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM

Its Jaeger time

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Baileys any one?

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just the one for the road gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I am getting there nicely thanks to champagne, baileys and quite a few martinis

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

It's ok he has locked them in the cupboard

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Its Jaeger time

No no no bad man

I'm fucked

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am getting there nicely thanks to champagne, baileys and quite a few martinis

Good girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

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keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry white with starter and main. Destert wine with desert. Martini's with snacks. Baileys with chocolates later. Love christmas hic burp belch! Come for a cuddle smokeit!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

A little tipsy here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

Ooooo can I help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

Ooooo can I help

Yep! I'll hold him down - you do it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just starting to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

Ooooo can I help

Yep! I'll hold him down - you do it!!

Wax me Paula xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

Ooooo can I help

Yep! I'll hold him down - you do it!!

This could be fun

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You lot play nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been forced to watch strictly need to be d*unk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be. I've been down graded to mate

Sorry gorgeous I am pussed

thought you were looking after your kids

Parents taken over

Give me a break

keep drinking and typing...I need entertainment

It's christmas vista be nice! - or i'll get some waxing strips on your back!

Ooooo can I help

Yep! I'll hold him down - you do it!!

Wax me Paula xx

ok. Back, sack and crack coming right up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot play nice lol

Awww Cheeky hun they like it - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot play nice lol

Awww Cheeky hun they like it - honest!

xx"
dont be nice it's boring lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot play nice lol

Awww Cheeky hun they like it - honest!

xxdont be nice it's boring lol"

Want me to be mean to you baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot play nice lol

Awww Cheeky hun they like it - honest!

xxdont be nice it's boring lol

Want me to be mean to you baby?

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sure why not lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot play nice lol

Awww Cheeky hun they like it - honest!

xx"

We wouldn't do anything they didn't like....honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take me from behind?

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By *moke it OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

Both of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

Both of you

Yup!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't touched a drop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red wine hit me xx

You deserve it! Im wide awake now but drinks due to the codeine

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Not yet. Just finished a 14 hr shift. A lot of catching up to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I'm pissed

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

Both of you

Yup!! Xx

Lol. We should get a room.

God, I'm so horny.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

Both of you

Yup!! Xx

Lol. We should get a room.

God, I'm so horny.

Have a shag then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed,

And now watching Predator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

I'm watching Downton Abby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Downton Abby

me too, might have to have Baileys too

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

yeah working through a bottle of JD while watching Vikings S1 and that fucking awful excuse for a Dr Who Xmas Special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

I'm watching Twin Peaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't fit no more beer in so going for a small baileys now accompanied by half a turkey sarnie and a big bag of twiglets

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Must admit I am chatting shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must admit I am chatting shite.

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i do that sober lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not pissed - but have enjoyed some very nice wine today.

Currently relaxing in the bath with a bucket of Chateauneuf, listening to the chilled, laid back sound of Slipknot through my new Sennheisers Fox bought me for Chrimbo!

Life is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had a cunt all night drinkstable

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Not pissed - but have enjoyed some very nice wine today.

Currently relaxing in the bath with a bucket of Chateauneuf, listening to the chilled, laid back sound of Slipknot through my new Sennheisers Fox bought me for Chrimbo!

Life is good!

You are always in the bath lol

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By *arkedMan
over a year ago

Trim

I wish I was pissed but I'm stone cold sober, because I don't drink, so if anyone's looking for a ride ( oooops I mean lift

) let me know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not pissed - but have enjoyed some very nice wine today.

Currently relaxing in the bath with a bucket of Chateauneuf, listening to the chilled, laid back sound of Slipknot through my new Sennheisers Fox bought me for Chrimbo!

Life is good!

A"
before i forget !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a bit peeshed too. Really horny and in guy mode. Luckily I'm married to one of the hottest women on the planet.

She is sooooo gunna get it later.

Or I might just fall asleep again

Love the Santa outfit xx

Thank you. If I wore it and was deep inside my wife would you take

me from behind?

Fuck yey xxx

Honey you're such a tart!

Me or him?

Both of you

Yup!! Xx

Lol. We should get a room.

God, I'm so horny.

Have a shag then

I'm working my magic

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Must admit I am chatting shite.

i do that sober lol"

Well I didn't like to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not pissed - but have enjoyed some very nice wine today.

Currently relaxing in the bath with a bucket of Chateauneuf, listening to the chilled, laid back sound of Slipknot through my new Sennheisers Fox bought me for Chrimbo!

Life is good!

You are always in the bath lol

Trying to sweat out the food baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

xx"
uv a furry muff ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

xx"

A furry muff just gives you a itchy chin, But I can deal with that

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Stone cold sober over here, have been for most of the year

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

done my annual family duties - been nice and nodded in all the right places (I think) but now enjoying my first glass of the day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

"
your all doing well at talking shit so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

"
am I talkin shite lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

am I talkin shite lol"
you where the first to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo. Magic alcohol seems to be working. Wife is decidedly squiffy. Could be good to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

A furry muff just gives you a itchy chin, But I can deal with that

"
.Nah! It's smooth with a go faster stripe down the middle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

A furry muff just gives you a itchy chin, But I can deal with that

.Nah! It's smooth with a go faster stripe down the middle!

Well scream if you want to go faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed,

And now watching Predator

How christmassy!!

Watched enough Christmassy programs today, I need some action and violence now

Furry muff!!

A furry muff just gives you a itchy chin, But I can deal with that

.Nah! It's smooth with a go faster stripe down the middle!

Well scream if you want to go faster

I'm happy with a slow start!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

Says the woman dressed as a sheep!! You trying to appeal to the Welsh swingers???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

Says the woman dressed as a sheep!! You trying to appeal to the Welsh swingers???

xx"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

Says the woman dressed as a sheep!! You trying to appeal to the Welsh swingers???

xx"
yes, its new tactics, long while since I shagged a welsh man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly tipsy x but more just tired now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

Says the woman dressed as a sheep!! You trying to appeal to the Welsh swingers???

xxyes, its new tactics, long while since I shagged a welsh man

"
so it's true about welsh men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm dosed up on pain killers so no alcohol here but funny watching you lot type more shit as the night goes on

How's it going so far?

your all doing well at talking shit so far

Says the woman dressed as a sheep!! You trying to appeal to the Welsh swingers???

xxyes, its new tactics, long while since I shagged a welsh man

You, madam, are a genius!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Slightly tipsy x but more just tired now x "

yeah.. That's a great Excuse and am sticking to it..

Night Night all ..

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