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The best tip you've heard in 2014?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"
oooo I've got to try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"

Second hole from the back of the neck !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"

so am I cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look both ways before crossing the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old ones are the best

DONT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results! oooo I've got to try this"

Aye, and aftershave is just for your face as well!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never wipe your arse with broken glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy the same TV as your next door neighbour and annoy the shit of them by standing outside the window changing their channels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take everything off your 'looking for' list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never wipe your arse with broken glass "

Wish I'd seen this yesterday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Never pat a hedgehog.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"

Use hair conditioner instead of shaving foam/gel/cream too.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"Buy the same TV as your next door neighbour and annoy the shit of them by standing outside the window changing their channels "

My youngest did this with a universal remote at his mother and stepfather's house - stood in the hallway changing the channel on their TV. He did it really cleverly, a bit at a time, over several weeks, never got caught, drove them nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy the same TV as your next door neighbour and annoy the shit of them by standing outside the window changing their channels

My youngest did this with a universal remote at his mother and stepfather's house - stood in the hallway changing the channel on their TV. He did it really cleverly, a bit at a time, over several weeks, never got caught, drove them nuts."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Second hole from the back of the neck !"

Oh - really! That's just going too far......

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

Second hole from the back of the neck !

Oh - really! That's just going too far......

"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do this.....oily bollocks lol!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Motorcyclists. Fed up with having to remove your helmet to pay for fuel or use a bank etc.?

Buy a niqab and simply pull on over your helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"

Tried this just now. Works a treat. Good Tip cheers

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Never squat whilst wearing spurs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a deep breath................................

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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago

North West

When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Points do not make prizes. If you've been flashed up read up on the 6 month rule

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!"

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing"

Nope definitely there, I heard about it a few years ago now.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Self Service tills in Tesco have a touch sensitive volume icon at the bottom of the screen.

I've been having great fun leaving it turned off.

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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond


"Mine is a really simple but effective one.

When shaving, apply a few drops of baby oil to the area being shaved, before putting your shaving foam/gel/cream on...amazing results!"

Even better if you use an exfoliating facial scrub first

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing

Nope definitely there, I heard about it a few years ago now."

Not on either of my cars, will check t's later

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing

Nope definitely there, I heard about it a few years ago now.

Not on either of my cars, will check t's later"
ooo.. I will have to check this one out

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing"

Some cars its which side the pump handles on rather than an arrow but it's not all car makes do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few.

Don't bet on a 3 legged donky in a horse race,

Don't eat Yellow snow.

And my personal favourite from my Scottish grandad..

Keep your fucking mouth shut and nobody with have anything to fucking say, there for they can't fucking get involved..

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing

Nope definitely there, I heard about it a few years ago now.

Not on either of my cars, will check t's later ooo.. I will have to check this one out "

But it's academic any how. In a regular car, including estates, I've never been unable to fill the car from the "wrong" side by parking appropriately next to the pump. It makes me laugh watching people queue for the "correct" side pump due to their inability to park properly.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"When you are in a new, rental or borrowed car don't fret about which side the fuel filler is on. Instead, look at the fuel gauge and you will see a little triangle pointing to the side where the fuel cap is. Thirty six years of driving and I only found out about that this year!

Is this a wind up to get people to look? - no arrow in either of my cars' fuel gauges (or motorbike - but that's not unexpected), maybe it's a recent thing

Nope definitely there, I heard about it a few years ago now.

Not on either of my cars, will check t's later ooo.. I will have to check this one out

But it's academic any how. In a regular car, including estates, I've never been unable to fill the car from the "wrong" side by parking appropriately next to the pump. It makes me laugh watching people queue for the "correct" side pump due to their inability to park properly."

Try it in a van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't rub deepheat on you're balls

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen


"

But it's academic any how. In a regular car, including estates, I've never been unable to fill the car from the "wrong" side by parking appropriately next to the pump. It makes me laugh watching people queue for the "correct" side pump due to their inability to park properly.

Try it in a van "

That's why I specifically said regular car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"

But it's academic any how. In a regular car, including estates, I've never been unable to fill the car from the "wrong" side by parking appropriately next to the pump. It makes me laugh watching people queue for the "correct" side pump due to their inability to park properly.

Try it in a van

That's why I specifically said regular car"

Arrrr missed that bit

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don't rub deepheat on you're balls "

Or go for a piss before washing your hands. Learn that 1 the hard way. Omfg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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But it's academic any how. In a regular car, including estates, I've never been unable to fill the car from the "wrong" side by parking appropriately next to the pump. It makes me laugh watching people queue for the "correct" side pump due to their inability to park properly.

Try it in a van

That's why I specifically said regular car"

Same, got sick of black greasy hands holding/pulling the bloody hose, never any gloves in these parts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never answer yes to the

IS MY MY BUM BIG IN THIS question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all fords have the little triangle

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ppi or recorded msg calls. Press 9 to be removed from the call list. Learnt that off here and it works

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"all fords have the little triangle "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

When putting air in your tyres on the opposite side of your car put the hose under you car it scratches like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't rub deepheat on you're balls

Or go for a piss before washing your hands. Learn that 1 the hard way. Omfg "
put deap heat in someone's shower gell after football once didn't go down to well

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