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By *riskynrisky OP   Couple
over a year ago

Essex.

Why does Santa only employ elves???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does Santa only employ elves??? "

Do not think that is racist but could be a downer on the vertically impaired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elf and safety

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hobbits won't leave the shire?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Tsk, just personal preference. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elves are immortal, therefore there are no pension requirements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tsk, just personal preference. ...

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

If elfism actually a race or a condition?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hard to imagine Legolas working for Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elves are immortal, therefore there are no pension requirements.

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Well that sucks no retirement to look forward to, just a lifetime of servitude making presents for millions of spoilt ungrateful brats.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Santa believes is self achievement and aspiration, so he employs a workforce who have something or someone to look up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Santa believes is self achievement and aspiration, so he employs a workforce who have something or someone to look up to "

Literally

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"Why does Santa only employ elves???

Do not think that is racist but could be a downer on the vertically impaired "

could be racist as there are no black ones (as far as I know as I haven't seen any)

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

In The Netherlands, Sintaklass has an assistant called Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) who is a blacked up character dating back to the 1850s that some killjoys have frowned upon.

My daughters enjoyed seeing him when we lived in Holland for a couple of years

That's my QI bit done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elves are immortal, therefore there are no pension requirements.

Well that sucks no retirement to look forward to, just a lifetime of servitude making presents for millions of spoilt ungrateful brats. "

True, however at some point someone requests a 'magic ring' and shortly afterward they all retire to the 'Grey Havens' - Which as everyone knows is Elvish for 'Rest Home'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them elves took me job!

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Maybe he wants to keep his overheads down

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