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Advent Calendars are being banned!!

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By *lanwood OP   Man
over a year ago

Alton

Did you know that? From next year apparently. Their days are numbered by all accounts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myth.

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield


"Did you know that? From next year apparently. Their days are numbered by all accounts."

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoosh.

Very good

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoosh.

Very good "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days "
..He will only do half that sentence.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days "

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By *lanwood OP   Man
over a year ago

Alton


"Whoosh.

Very good "

You always catch at least one person out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoosh.

Very good

You always catch at least one person out. "

And it's normally me.

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By *lanwood OP   Man
over a year ago

Alton


"Whoosh.

Very good

You always catch at least one person out.

And it's normally me. "

Maybe you were tired. Up late, were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days ..He will only do half that sentence."

The 12.5 days of Christmas?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Michael Caine's advent calendar suffered an accident when his grandson used dynamite to open it. Apparently he blew it off the wall. Caine told him he 'was only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Michael Caine's advent calendar suffered an accident when his grandson used dynamite to open it. Apparently he blew it off the wall. Caine told him he 'was only supposed to blow the bladdy doors off.' "

I wish someone would open my backdoor .... sigh,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to sell my hoover recently...well it was just collecting dust

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Ah well, the old ones are still......... the old ones.

Nostalgia isn't what it once was

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I wont know when xmas day is then!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days ..He will only do half that sentence."
bloke in my town stole one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought some German Christmas cake but it went missing. I think it was Stollen....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days "

Oh dear lol

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Gonna pull one of my crackers to see if one of these jokes is in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloke in my town stole one from w h smiths, the judge gave him 25 days "

24 days now, you don't get a door for the 25th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that? From next year apparently. Their days are numbered by all accounts."
I see what you did there.

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