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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So I wake to a message this morning along the lines of 'we want your cock now' as I'm at work do I send it on public transport by taxi or courier and obviously who pays for the transport cost me being a single bloke or the folks who want it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

They want it they pay for it. Courier is probably best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courier would be best as it may be flacid by the time it gets there on Public Transport. They should pay; standard hire terms and conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courier would be best as it may be flacid by the time it gets there on Public Transport. They should pay; standard hire terms and conditions. "

Pack it in ice, that should keep it solid. Stamp it, For rental only. Take a hefty deposit, stick a tracker on it. Then send it by motorcycle courier. Simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Courier would be best as it may be flacid by the time it gets there on Public Transport. They should pay; standard hire terms and conditions.

Pack it in ice, that should keep it solid. Stamp it, For rental only. Take a hefty deposit, stick a tracker on it. Then send it by motorcycle courier. Simples "

Trust me it works, I used to work for a TV props company lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

A worry it it goes missing or delivered to the wrong address lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A worry it it goes missing or delivered to the wrong address lol x"

Stick a tracker on it lol. It to valuable to go missing, unless you have ambitions to be a ladyboy. Job done

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Cheers guys I wasn't sure what the protocol was. I normally escort my cock where ever he goes I think this'll be his first trip out on his own.. anybody got neat and small handwriting for the a return address I don't want to use labels the peeling off

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Be prepared for it going astray at this time of year and being opened by some lovely old dear on Christmas day. She may have been expecting a silk scarf from Ethel, but will be willing to make do.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll sign your envelope

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs


"So I wake to a message this morning along the lines of 'we want your cock now' as I'm at work do I send it on public transport by taxi or courier and obviously who pays for the transport cost me being a single bloke or the folks who want it?

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What are U going to chop it of with ?

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs


"Cheers guys I wasn't sure what the protocol was. I normally escort my cock where ever he goes I think this'll be his first trip out on his own.. anybody got neat and small handwriting for the a return address I don't want to use labels the peeling off "

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas present labels with the little string. Just tie it on gently. Festive or what simples

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Be prepared for it going astray at this time of year and being opened by some lovely old dear on Christmas day. She may have been expecting a silk scarf from Ethel, but will be willing to make do. "

Thanks for the ego boost Tina... I pretty certain it won't wrap aroun anyone's neck Tina.

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