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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you have things under the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of."

But there might be hiding with the lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies."

Are they bunnies because of the rate at which they breed?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally."

How many shoes and bags do you have?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies.

Are they bunnies because of the rate at which they breed?

Yeah, more of a dust warren now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a feng shui monster living under my bed so it's free from anything else.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

All sorts.

*not liquorice ones.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've a feng shui monster living under my bed so it's free from anything else. "

Does the feng shui monster turn the bed around to ensure your chi is properly aligned?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monsters that I'm aware of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two under bed storage boxes, my suitcase then my shoes

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All sorts.

*not liquorice ones.

A "

You can't keep liquorice under the bed anyway; it belongs on the bedside table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluff and the dog's squeaky pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies."

Haven't heard that expression for years!

oh I have Watership Down under my divan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you ask me when I was a kid yes monsters .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, candles, speakers, a sword, and our pet dragon..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monsters that I'm aware of."

You've got an echo monster. How do you I know this is really you?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have two under bed storage boxes, my suitcase then my shoes "

Is it a handy storage space?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fluff and the dog's squeaky pig. "

Is Fluff the dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it"

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You"

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies.

Haven't heard that expression for years!

oh I have Watership Down under my divan...

Bright eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two under bed storage boxes, my suitcase then my shoes

Is it a handy storage space?"

Mine is yes as im in a shared house so for certain things it does come in handy! Underneath my bed is quite a decent height too

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yes I have an ottoman bed so loads of stuff .. shoes underwear extra pillows blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?"

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes n fluff under mine lol..... Remember when I was 15...... My gf at the time kept a bottle of martini under hers...(and a few condoms lol!)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either "

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!!"

I always prefer to be on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of."

There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a steering wheel under mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some DVDs, I think I have some slippers under there.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Divan bed, so Dust and a very slim Monster

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Shoes n fluff under mine lol..... Remember when I was 15...... My gf at the time kept a bottle of martini under hers...(and a few condoms lol!)"

Any time, any place, anywhere... that's Martini.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of.

There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet...

That's a good trick.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now

Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Some DVDs, I think I have some slippers under there."

Slippers go on your feet. How far under the bed are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully my frickin' driving license!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Divan bed, so Dust and a very slim Monster

An oozy one?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hopefully my frickin' driving license!!

Is that to go with the steering wheel further up?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a steering wheel under mine lol "

That's a conversation stopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, shoes and bags and stuff, boring things normally.

How many shoes and bags do you have?

Couple of pairs of shoes I think and bag or 2! You

I'm fairly certain I am not under your bed.

I hope you wouldn't be, I would prefer you on top!!

I always prefer to be on top.

Likewise I prefer a lady on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fluff and the dog's squeaky pig.

Is Fluff the dog?

Hahaha...only after he's had a bath and blow dry

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a valance (not a frilly one) that hides a multitude of things. Mostly books, more books, bags, hairdryer, curling tongs and hot air brush I rarely use and various electronic device chargers.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have a valance (not a frilly one) that hides a multitude of things. Mostly books, more books, bags, hairdryer, curling tongs and hot air brush I rarely use and various electronic device chargers."

That's a lot of hair stuff under the bed. I bet the monsters use your place as their hair salon.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Feathers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes. Lots but no monster that I'm aware of.

There is one here but it can't get me because I keep the covers tucked in round my feet...

That's a good trick."

I still have my feet...proof positive that it works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ligela you have the smartest under bed monsters... hope you also have last months OK magazine for them to read while they wait.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some clothes, some books, no dead bodies or treasure from Oak Island.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Divan bed, so Dust and a very slim Monster

An oozy one?"
yeap he a bit saucy!! Lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

My Divan base is stuffed with shoes, shoes and more shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a storage box with my nawty toys in it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders and dust mainly although got spiders everywhere the problems with cellars

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

Mainly camping bits and bobs. very boring.

It's the bottom drawer of the bedside cabinet that's far more interesting!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mainly camping bits and bobs. very boring.

It's the bottom drawer of the bedside cabinet that's far more interesting!

Camping stuff

That's proper scary. You bring home the camping monsters!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase

Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase

Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt

How many bodies?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have a 2 drawer storage divan. I is full of sheets & winter clothes, the other is stuffed with all manner of junk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap lots of crap... At the minute lots of Xmas pressies.. And a rather dusty pair of red restraints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No room under mine, it has drawers, probably dusty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now

Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them."

and me

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"A couple of storage bags stuffed with clothes I haven't worn in 15 years...books....often a cat...possibly cat vomit (haven't checked recently)...dust bunnies...tissues...a suitcase

Fecking hell, it's a weird Generation Game Conveyer Belt

How many bodies?"

They're in the cellar (apart from their eyes, they're in mason jars in the trophy room)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Black briefcase packed with - well I'll let you guess what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now

Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them.

and me "

We all know monsters don't live under the bed they come through doors into the wardrobes haven't you seen Monsters Inc ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Black briefcase packed with - well I'll let you guess what

Semtex ?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

3 dvd cases and 4 storage containers one that stores naughty toys in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I had my own bed I had nothing underneath it

Where do you sleep if you don't have your own bed? Whose bed do you have?

I'm staying with my daughter at the moment in my granddaughter's bed. There's nothing underneath it either

That's good because we know the monsters prefer children's beds.

Thanks for that. I'll have to do the 3 feet jump into bed from the doorway tonight now

Lay a trail of squeaky toys and trip hazards. That stops them.

and me

We all know monsters don't live under the bed they come through doors into the wardrobes haven't you seen Monsters Inc ??? "
. its the boogy man that lives under the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All sorts.

*not liquorice ones.

A "
I wonder if bertie knows that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 black bin bags containing summer clothes and things that are a tad too tight atm

1 box of shoes and 1 storage box with my corsets and things in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dining room table as cant get through loft hatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shoes n fluff under mine lol..... Remember when I was 15...... My gf at the time kept a bottle of martini under hers...(and a few condoms lol!)"
How to be naughty when young ..

I led a sheltered life till after I was 20 and still did to some extent perhaps not all the time but 90% of the time I did and 95% or more of the time Now.. haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Black briefcase packed with - well I'll let you guess what

Semtex ?"

Close but no cigar - It will make things go with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiders and dust mainly although got spiders everywhere the problems with cellars

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put a few conkers down they don,t like chestnut oil they Keep their distance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

box of shoes - box of bags - box of flip-flops (sorry femme) - box of photo albums and a box of stuff the kids made, drew ,wrote as they went through school -

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A large emu hand puppet that I used to use to get the kids out of bed on a school day, worked every time!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A large emu hand puppet that I used to use to get the kids out of bed on a school day, worked every time!!

I wouldn't trust Emu under my bed. Didn't you see how he used to attack people in the 70s and 80s?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

4 drawers. 2 big ones that are currently full of Xmas presents and 2 small ones that house my extensive bra collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 drawers with every day undies t shirts etc .....oh and my toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dining room table as cant get through loft hatch "

You eat your dinner under there??

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Baseball bat

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A self inflating sex doll I got off my mate delboy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sex toys, a box of shoes and a mirror that I'm waiting for my dad to put up.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have a divan, so mostly dust bunnies."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs and they snore . lol

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

That's where the bed restraints live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.

Rope.

Gaffa tape.

Gag.

Shovel.

A map of the new forest.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Do you have things under the bed?

Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.

Rope.

Gaffa tape.

Gag.

Shovel.

A map of the new forest."

You forgot the cable ties.

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

"Do you have things under the bed?

Rampant Rabbits

lots of jelly

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Dust bunnies.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have things under the bed?

Several pickle jars containing the hearts of vanquished foes.

Rope.

Gaffa tape.

Gag.

Shovel.

A map of the new forest.

You forgot the cable ties.

I prefer rope, I'm an old school sociopath!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's where the bed restraints live

mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's where the bed restraints live

mine too

Well obviously if your bed is one of the run away type of beds, it will be needing restraints under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sorts including shoes, suitcases, a baby gate, paintings and prints and a collection of rocks and minerals.

I have to cover the sides of the bed with a valance or it would drive me insane.

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Do you have things under the bed?

Yes, approximately half of my shoe collection lives under my bed.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I just looked and I found a bra

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I just looked and I found a bra

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was it that huge one from 23rd august

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