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"I could help ya out with the massage bit, but I'm clean out of eggs " i'll settle for just the massage | |||
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"A large glass of wine and a hot bubble bath" ah man ive got some M&S bucks fizz ive been resisting also | |||
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"I'll provide the eggs if I can have a massage too! " Sounds like a plan | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head " You need one of those little spit hoover things that dentists use.... | |||
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"I'll provide the eggs if I can have a massage too! " I can massage and I've got eggs | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head " your avatar is stunning! | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head " Try some olbas oil, Inhalant Decongestant on a tissue and try breathing that up your nasal passages I find it quite useful. | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head your avatar is stunning! " thank you....got to love filters | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head Try some olbas oil, Inhalant Decongestant on a tissue and try breathing that up your nasal passages I find it quite useful." now I need some of that...might have to try daddy pharmacists | |||
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"a gallon of lemsip, a big fluffy night gown, and a little vacuum cleaner to suck all the snot out of my head your avatar is stunning! thank you....got to love filters " constantly using them on my phone to change images up | |||
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"I have bacon eggs and baby oil. get cooking then " Any sauce madam ?? ! | |||
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"I have bacon eggs and baby oil. get cooking then Any sauce madam ?? ! " i did think about sauce, but decided id just enjoy the slightly salty bacon n butter | |||
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"I have bacon eggs and baby oil. get cooking then Any sauce madam ?? ! i did think about sauce, but decided id just enjoy the slightly salty bacon n butter " Liking your decision. Coming right up | |||
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"a bacon n egg bap.. just butter, lightly salted. Yolk slightly runny oh and a massage with baby oil " I have bread , salt , pugs in blankets and baby oil gel , lasts a lot lot longer | |||
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"a bacon n egg bap.. just butter, lightly salted. Yolk slightly runny oh and a massage with baby oil I have bread , salt , pugs in blankets and baby oil gel , lasts a lot lot longer " Pigs* | |||
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"Some wrapping paper, some presents to wrap, a working car and a day off before Christmas. " aw.....think you need some TLC! | |||
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"Big pair of breasts to bury my face in " oh ive got some | |||
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"Some wrapping paper, some presents to wrap, a working car and a day off before Christmas. " I have wrapping paper, loads of Christmas cards and some tut that could pass for Christmas presents. You're welcome to the lot. | |||
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"Some wrapping paper, some presents to wrap, a working car and a day off before Christmas. aw.....think you need some TLC! " Yep...if only I had time. If you bring me some wrap, toys (for kids) in a spare car...I will welcome you with open arms x | |||
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"It was a CAR I need wprking. But the offer is taken well. Anything I can do in return ? " You can borrow the car too. I'm not using it until tomorrow. | |||
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"Some wrapping paper, some presents to wrap, a working car and a day off before Christmas. aw.....think you need some TLC! Yep...if only I had time. If you bring me some wrap, toys (for kids) in a spare car...I will welcome you with open arms x" Haha love it. Toys ( for kids lol) hmmm that'll be hard lol! Wrap is easy! Car? You can use mine! I'm off work!! And call your boss that you're sick! Unless you're your own boss! Sorted! Xx | |||
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"Big pair of breasts to bury my face in oh ive got some " You certainly have that would be heaven | |||
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"I could do with a cuddle once in a while " Have you got new sheets yet? | |||
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"I could do with a cuddle once in a while " Come on fella....get yoursel' over here for a big man hug bro.... | |||
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"I could do with a cuddle once in a while Come on fella....get yoursel' over here for a big man hug bro.... " can i watch? | |||
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"A large snowball. The drink not the other type lol" You can buy white snowball now.. Asda | |||
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"I could do with a cuddle once in a while Come on fella....get yoursel' over here for a big man hug bro.... " three way man hug? | |||
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"I could do with a cuddle once in a while Come on fella....get yoursel' over here for a big man hug bro.... three way man hug?" I can run with that....pp....you good with that? And I think sassy wants dibs on watching....she likes watching guys hug....she's a bit soppy that way at times | |||
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"A cuddle x" Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe " fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy | |||
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"A big sloppy snog. Followed by a good sex session. Then a full English brekkie. I don't want much " ask santa next year.. | |||
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"Some tissues " ive got baby wipes if thats any good? | |||
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"A big sloppy snog. Followed by a good sex session. Then a full English brekkie. I don't want much ask santa next year.. " do I have to be a good boy all year ? | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? " That will do fine thanks xx | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx " im nice like that you see.. | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. " Can you be bad | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad " can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol" Damn it I like birds | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol Damn it I like birds " ah flip.. sadly i just cant be one. my loss though missing out on a hunky man. do u mind if i have the babywipes back im outta tissues n need to cry | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol Damn it I like birds ah flip.. sadly i just cant be one. my loss though missing out on a hunky man. do u mind if i have the babywipes back im outta tissues n need to cry" You don't want the wipes back now xx | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol Damn it I like birds ah flip.. sadly i just cant be one. my loss though missing out on a hunky man. do u mind if i have the babywipes back im outta tissues n need to cry You don't want the wipes back now xx " cock snot is fine.. ive had it on my face b4. i just dont like wiping actual snot on my sleeves lol | |||
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"Some tissues ive got baby wipes if thats any good? That will do fine thanks xx im nice like that you see.. Can you be bad can be anything u want me to be.. except a bird.. i cant fly. lol Damn it I like birds ah flip.. sadly i just cant be one. my loss though missing out on a hunky man. do u mind if i have the babywipes back im outta tissues n need to cry You don't want the wipes back now xx cock snot is fine.. ive had it on my face b4. i just dont like wiping actual snot on my sleeves lol" Ok I'll send them back xx | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy " Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? " eggs xx | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? eggs xx " Comibg right up if you tell me how ya want 'em..... What's this about tears? | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? eggs xx Comibg right up if you tell me how ya want 'em..... What's this about tears? " lol i was messing about.. ive not cried. scrambled with black pepper n dash of milk | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? eggs xx Comibg right up if you tell me how ya want 'em..... What's this about tears? lol i was messing about.. ive not cried. scrambled with black pepper n dash of milk " Ya twit! I thought you had for a min.....gullable me! And ok, cool, coming up......toast with that and a brew btw? | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? eggs xx Comibg right up if you tell me how ya want 'em..... What's this about tears? lol i was messing about.. ive not cried. scrambled with black pepper n dash of milk Ya twit! I thought you had for a min.....gullable me! And ok, cool, coming up......toast with that and a brew btw? " aye toast would be nice.. dont drink tea or coffee | |||
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"A cuddle x Come on over.....get yourself a squeeze, I give a good bear hug I believe fine.. just leave me then.. haha cute n sassy seeks new cuddle buddy Awww you were sleeping so I was fraternising.....bit seeing as your up now, how about some breakfast? What ya havin'? eggs xx Comibg right up if you tell me how ya want 'em..... What's this about tears? lol i was messing about.. ive not cried. scrambled with black pepper n dash of milk Ya twit! I thought you had for a min.....gullable me! And ok, cool, coming up......toast with that and a brew btw? aye toast would be nice.. dont drink tea or coffee " Ok, toast it is.....how the hell did I not know/remember about the brew situation? That's some bad friending on my part there....... | |||
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"... a bucket. Looks like I didn't dodge the stomach bug the kids had after all. F*#%! (SO relieved all their presents were wrapped last week if I'm gonna be ill the next 48 hours!)" *slides a bucket over with a broom at arms length with some tissues in for wiping your mouth and streamy eyes* Hope this helps..... | |||
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"right now I could do with a play " how about waiting for Godot | |||
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"right now I could do with a play how about waiting for Godot " ha ha | |||
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"A time machine. So I could go back a few hours and get more sleep. " But surely it would be the same sleep you've already had, not more sleep? | |||
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"A time machine. So I could go back a few hours and get more sleep. But surely it would be the same sleep you've already had, not more sleep? " I was thinking that.....surely you'd skip forward to the next sleep? | |||
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"A large snowball. The drink not the other type lol" A large snowball. The other type not the drink! | |||
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"Right now I fancy a fried egg sarnie " had one last night but had bacon in with it too.. yummy! | |||
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"A large snowball. The drink not the other type lol You can buy white snowball now.. Asda" :D I'll look out for that | |||
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