FabSwingers.com forum: Have a Christmas flirt...

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

This thread is purely for flirting and maybe get chatting to someone you don't normally chat to on here....happy flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi cheeky ... 'how you doing' (said in my best Joey voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"hi cheeky ... 'how you doing' (said in my best Joey voice) "

Hi darlin....said in a Texan twan

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

Nah you are a hussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

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ohhhh I will try that one .thank.you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

Nah you are a hussy

That I am

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

You know how to flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

If you need someone to practice on, I shall gladly volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

Nah you are a hussy

That I am

I'm not seeing why that would be a bad thing

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

You don't need to flirt with pics like that gorgeous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say a love muffin needs stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is purely for flirting and maybe get chatting to someone you don't normally chat to on here....happy flirting

Ok, here goes...

I see from your pictures that you like a cock between your boobs...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Did someone say a love muffin needs stuffing?

More like a turkey at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

You don't need to flirt with pics like that gorgeous xx

You would be surprised

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a flirt 365 days a year anyway

You don't need to flirt with pics like that gorgeous xx

You would be surprised

Lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a constant flert. It gets me into so much trouble but if I try to with someone I really do like I can't do it its mad but fun

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm a constant flert. It gets me into so much trouble but if I try to with someone I really do like I can't do it its mad but fun

Is that why you don't flirt with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_moke it, your so smoking hot (now thats cheesey right lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Diddo. I'm a cave man I just hit with club grrrrr man need help with communication skills

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

Well hello there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

Well hello there...

Evening Miss, my my, that is a cheeky smile you have

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

Well hello there...

Evening Miss, my my, that is a cheeky smile you have

My my and what big hands you have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm a constant flert. It gets me into so much trouble but if I try to with someone I really do like I can't do it its mad but fun

I just go all shy and bashfull I'll show you new yrs eve x

Is that why you don't flirt with me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

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By *nkySwitchTV/TS
over a year ago

Stirling

Flirt??....Me??....Do i look like i flirt?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

You know how to flirt

You are the best flirt I know sexy! Me, you and a bottle of champagne at mine asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be so wrong to try flirting when Yer cock is wearing a jumper and wolly hat

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.

I told you we can share anna999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.

Fluttering like the wings of a delicate hummingbird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

I had to look twice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I flirt better in person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

You on about turkeys again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I flirt better in person lol

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you do

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

I'll even have my monthly wash just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

I had to look twice lol "

but since you replied to the post,, peachy are,, i fancy a nibble

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I flirt better in person lol

Is that a promise ill be there very soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey cheeky chops you might of started somthing with this thread where you can start 2015 with new friends or meets happy days merry Christmas

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I flirt better in person lol

you do

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what are you insinuating Tosh?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

Well hello there...

Evening Miss, my my, that is a cheeky smile you have

My my and what big hands you have...

haha, indeed, buying gloves is a nightmare!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

That you are quite personable I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

I'll even have my monthly wash just for you

Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

Cheers Chopsta!!!! Said blokes wife just smacked me one!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

I had to look twice lol

but since you replied to the post,, peachy are,, i fancy a nibble "

Only if I can return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That you are quite personable I think

You ain't bad either

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over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!

I thought that too im afraid

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

Cheers Chopsta!!!! Said blokes wife just smacked me one!!!!!!!!!

Haha

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

I'll even have my monthly wash just for you

Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved

I ain't you will find sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Storms off in a huff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!

I thought that too im afraid"

I thought it was a huge Mr Whippy ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

I'll even have my monthly wash just for you

Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved

I ain't you will find sweetcorn

Cool. One of my five a day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.

I told you we can share anna999

Oi stop pimping me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!

hey thats my way of flirting.. to insult someone haha

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Not sure if I can be arsed.....

Cheeky can you vet them for me and let me know if any hotties come along? Cheers!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't know how to flirt,I need someone to teach me

Say to,a gentleman...do you fancy sitting your willy in my love muffin that should work..

You talking to me?

Just pull down your boxers and stick it in there

OK. You've pulled. Spread ya flaps, Im taking a run up

I'll even have my monthly wash just for you

Thats a shame, I like a sweaty, piss stained clunge.... at least tell me you aint shaved

I ain't you will find sweetcorn

Cool. One of my five a day! "

I always aim to please with you...

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

" Storms off in a huff..."

Big hands are good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well hello ladies, how are you all this evening?

off topic,, what on earth is your avatar? i first thought it was a very large person with countless rolls of back fat

Charming indeed - that's definitely a new perspective!!

I thought that too im afraid

I thought it was a huge Mr Whippy ice cream "

In December, nah!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Storms off in a huff...

Big hands are good

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you can grab anything with big hands lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

But it is hard to fist ladies I am afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've flirted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Storms off in a huff...

Big hands are good

Indeed they are Miss Lola, and so too are long legs..

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do flirting. Let me examine the thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent."

Yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

Yet

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hey peite one ill have aa flirt ill tease and please till your begging on your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

Yet

hey peite one ill have aa flirt ill tease and please till your begging on your knees "

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

Yet

No time like the present....and what a lovely present you would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on don't be shy i want a piece of your pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

Yet

No time like the present....and what a lovely present you would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back later to find a poor bugger to flirt with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Not with me you havent.

Yet

No time like the present....and what a lovely present you would be

a fine cleavage petite one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back later to find a poor bugger to flirt with.

im poor

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can do flirting. Let me examine the thread....

Hello big boy....fancy stabbing the love muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey cheeky chops ill taste the muffin ill stick my tongue and my rod in till i get to the tastiest bit ill play with your muffin all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say a love muffin needs stuffing?

More like a turkey at this time of year

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I like a trussed bird the Basting comes later along with the Stuffing only the best..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill defo stuff the bird and at same time can have a pig in blanket sausage (cock) and bacon (flaps) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can only flirt when I've had a drink. It's a little early for booze but my eyelashes are batting from beneath my fringe regardless.

I've seen that fringe. It's very nice. ...what are you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do flirting. Let me examine the thread....

Hello big boy....fancy stabbing the love muffin

You saying I'm big boned? Jeez, you're crap at flirting

Stabbing the love muffin?!

I like this line from a terribly good comedy....

"You know what would look good on you? Me!"

Works in the mirror everytime.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I flirt better in person lol

Me too, you can't read a French accent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be so wrong to try flirting when Yer cock is wearing a jumper and wolly hat

You should take the Woolley hat off indoors, shall I assist you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back later to find a poor bugger to flirt with.

im poor

ooh hello xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello how you doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back later to find a poor bugger to flirt with.

im poor

ooh hello xx"

You where the reason Mistletoe was made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need to learn how to flirt im crap at it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back later to find a poor bugger to flirt with.

im poor

ooh hello xx

You where the reason Mistletoe was made

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smooth as chocolate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with mistletoe gas long has you got yellow pages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"need to learn how to flirt im crap at it .....

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Awwwwwwwh xxx just flutter those eye lashes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My flirt fell flatter than my cap.

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flirt fell flatter than my cap.

I'm out

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oh Mr marmite don't leave us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flirt fell flatter than my cap.

I'm out

You're not the only one

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My flirt fell flatter than my cap.

I'm out

Hands marmite his dummy that he seems to of thrown out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flirted

Who with

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Right lets move this up a k knot. Who up for a long hard screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I flirt better in person lol

you do

what are you insinuating Tosh?

lol "
who me ? Nothing hun . My lips are sealed

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone fancy a snog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be so wrong to try flirting when Yer cock is wearing a jumper and wolly hat

You should take the Woolley hat off indoors, shall I assist you ?

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ok but won't he get cold

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I flirt better in person lol

you do

what are you insinuating Tosh?

lol who me ? Nothing hun . My lips are sealed

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good, I won't tell if you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone wants some I'll give it ya

But only if you've got fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll flirt if you want too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I flirt better in person lol

you do

what are you insinuating Tosh?

lol who me ? Nothing hun . My lips are sealed

good, I won't tell if you don't

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hohoho who wants to sit on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Storms off in a huff..."

Jealousy gets you no where in this game. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy kissing me under the mistletoe

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Anyone fancy kissing me under the mistletoe

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I ll bring my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me"
they do

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

oi oi svaloy - sorry cheesy pathetic and old sckool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hohoho who wants to sit on my lap

Ho Ho Ho, who wants to sit on my lap.

There, adjusted for you, may improve your chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a snog?

Oh yeah.

And then repeat, head to toe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shocking at flirting too, ah well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If gentlemen if I stand in the corner fluttering my eyes will.that work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me"
hey Mr privateparts. I just fabbed your Christmas pics! Nikki from Ireland xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill give a snog under mistletoe has it wouldn't be Christmas without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a snog?

Can't.... got a mouth full of dummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hohoho who wants to sit on my lap

Ho Ho Ho, who wants to sit on my lap.

There, adjusted for you, may improve your chances.

Ho Ho Ho! Who wants to sit on my lap?

Might improve chances even further

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"Anyone fancy a snog?

Can't.... got a mouth full of dummy

Ah shame was going to share my mistletoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a snog?

Can't.... got a mouth full of dummy

Ah shame was going to share my mistletoe

*removes dummy and puckers up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a snog?

Can't.... got a mouth full of dummy

Ah shame was going to share my mistletoe

Shame to let it go to waste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll flirt if you want too

Hello handsome

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me"
Shur up whinging Yer tart

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over a year ago

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No need to be shy

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IM going to talk some dirt and ill have a Lil flirt ill make you squirt no need for a dummy has our juices together will just taste of honey now lets play the game do not be lame has we all know that sex is the game and now in a poet and i didn't know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM going to talk some dirt and ill have a Lil flirt ill make you squirt no need for a dummy has our juices together will just taste of honey now lets play the game do not be lame has we all know that sex is the game and now in a poet and i didn't know it"
Cool! Sounds like a rap!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me hey Mr privateparts. I just fabbed your Christmas pics! Nikki from Ireland xx"

well helloooooooooooooo

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over a year ago

"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

May I join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I try to flirt but no one seems to notice me hey Mr privateparts. I just fabbed your Christmas pics! Nikki from Ireland xx

well helloooooooooooooo

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hi there!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

May I join you

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of course. Wine or pint?

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over a year ago

"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

May I join you

of course. Wine or pint?

A little wine would be nice

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over a year ago

"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

May I join you

of course. Wine or pint?

A little wine would be nice

I never seem to get meets...

Oh sorry WINE not whine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can wine and dine then a 69 now don't tell a Lil white lie you know you want it you want us to lick on your clit and i can cum on your tit i might not spit but girl you know your fit now come and lie on my pit so we can get on it

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"As I flirt better in person & with a glass of wine, I'll go stand in the corner

May I join you

of course. Wine or pint?

A little wine would be nice

I never seem to get meets...

Oh sorry WINE not whine

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well plenty of room in the corner with pp & I

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

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you joining the 3 of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo! Off to the corner. Haribo anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

you joining the 3 of us?

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nah I'm more Yer one on one type of guy I'm not stiirring anyone else's porridge

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

you joining the 3 of us?

nah I'm more Yer one on one type of guy I'm not stiirring anyone else's porridge

"
I'll see you in the other corner in a bit then

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over a year ago

"We can wine and dine then a 69 now don't tell a Lil white lie you know you want it you want us to lick on your clit and i can cum on your tit i might not spit but girl you know your fit now come and lie on my pit so we can get on it"
let's get it on!

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over a year ago

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

you joining the 3 of us?

nah I'm more Yer one on one type of guy I'm not stiirring anyone else's porridge

I'll see you in the other corner in a bit then

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after them two rampant guys have finished with Yer yer won't be able to walk never mind coming to my corner

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

you joining the 3 of us?

nah I'm more Yer one on one type of guy I'm not stiirring anyone else's porridge

I'll see you in the other corner in a bit then

after them two rampant guys have finished with Yer yer won't be able to walk never mind coming to my corner

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I'll make every effort to ensure I make it to your corner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey misses cheeky chop if i was with you my willy wouldn't flop but it would be bursting to pop u look a bit sweet if we meet hope you've had your shreaded wheat cause i would sweep you off your feet you wouldn't be sour well be at it for an hour lol ive got to laugh if you wanted we could fuck in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear I think the virtual flirting is very hard to do. I prefer it in the flesh! Enjoy your wine people! Cheers!

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over a year ago

"Wine and tangtastics. Almost as good as sex

you joining the 3 of us?

nah I'm more Yer one on one type of guy I'm not stiirring anyone else's porridge

I'll see you in the other corner in a bit then

after them two rampant guys have finished with Yer yer won't be able to walk never mind coming to my corner

I'll make every effort to ensure I make it to your corner x"

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