FabSwingers.com forum: It's fucking kicking off at work!!!

By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

So I wonder if all my forum bro's and ho... ho ho, sisters's could help me with an argument.

Do you know who Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's father is? I say it's Donner some losers insist it's Blitzen.

It's going to get nasty in the office. I have nerf guns.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

No idea but just do them anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh Funky, you're a star x

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"No idea but just do them anyway..."

Tap to the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's an orphan

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"No idea but just do them anyway...

Tap to the head

good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nerf..or nothin' . . I think Bambi's mum was finshed off with a nerf

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It's Blitzen

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It's Blitzen

LALALALALALA not listening

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

It was Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but just do them anyway..."

Is he blind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"It's Blitzen

LALALALALALA not listening

And his mum was called Mitzi x

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong "

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death.

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By *moke itMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"It was Santa

That's why he's got a red nose

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By *ondimentsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"So I wonder if all my forum bro's and ho... ho ho, sisters's could help me with an argument.

Do you know who Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's father is? I say it's Donner some losers insist it's Blitzen.

It's going to get nasty in the office. I have nerf guns."

It's both, depending which version of the film you watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your guns out!!!

I have no idea!! bum bum

x x

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By *rMrsAdriaCouple
over a year ago

Gosport

"So I wonder if all my forum bro's and ho... ho ho, sisters's could help me with an argument.

Do you know who Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's father is? I say it's Donner some losers insist it's Blitzen.

It's going to get nasty in the office. I have nerf guns."

Both. .. depending on which film you watch. The older one is donner the newer one is blitzen, so you are both right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was Santa

I always thought he looked a bit dodgy, but animals...?!?

Christmas will never be the same again!!!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It was Santa

You've just ruined Christmas for me thanks.

All I can think of now is Santa interfering with woodland creatures.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

He is a she - male reindeer shed their antlers in winter, the females retain theirs.

Ergo, all santa's reindeer are females (probably lesbians judging from their butch names)

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"So I wonder if all my forum bro's and ho... ho ho, sisters's could help me with an argument.

Do you know who Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's father is? I say it's Donner some losers insist it's Blitzen.

It's going to get nasty in the office. I have nerf guns.

Both. .. depending on which film you watch. The older one is donner the newer one is blitzen, so you are both right

THIS!!! Except not that last bit.

OK no more posts thanks I am the winner historically.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

Tut tut you nutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they related? I thought they were all just friends, that's why Rudolph was bullied...like a Mean Girls set up.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It was Santa

I always thought he looked a bit dodgy, but animals...?!?

Christmas will never be the same again!!!!

It's ok here have a boobie cuddle you will get over the trauma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is a she - male reindeer shed their antlers in winter, the females retain theirs.

Ergo, all santa's reindeer are females (probably lesbians judging from their butch names)"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't approve of people who use fab in works time. Depending on what line of business you're in, it's one of the reasons why the cost of peaches is so high. Less banta, more worka....

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I don't approve of people who use fab in works time. Depending on what line of business you're in, it's one of the reasons why the cost of peaches is so high. Less banta, more worka....

I work for Sydney University.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don't approve of people who use fab in works time. Depending on what line of business you're in, it's one of the reasons why the cost of peaches is so high. Less banta, more worka....

I work for Sydney University.

That's ok then. Do you know anything about peaches and prices? (not apricots)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good to see you Funky, I thought you had left

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"So I wonder if all my forum bro's and ho... ho ho, sisters's could help me with an argument.

Do you know who Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's father is? I say it's Donner some losers insist it's Blitzen.

It's going to get nasty in the office. I have nerf guns."

They were all female so unlikely to be anyone's father.

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Are they related? I thought they were all just friends, that's why Rudolph was bullied...like a Mean Girls set up."

Anna I admire you innocence in such matters but those reindeers are total horn dogs.

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

"It was Santa

I always thought he looked a bit dodgy, but animals...?!?

Christmas will never be the same again!!!!

It's ok here have a boobie cuddle you will get over the trauma

I love boobie cuddles

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I think it was Donna but I also think blitzen may of had a hoof in it somewhere.

Claire

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"good to see you Funky, I thought you had left

Sadly it's true old friend I am leaving.

Anybody wanting to find out more about this sad sad news can consult these threads below.

Sorry guys, it's time.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death."

Do you have the new nerf bow and arrows?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"good to see you Funky, I thought you had left

Sadly it's true old friend I am leaving.

Anybody wanting to find out more about this sad sad news can consult these threads below.

Sorry guys, it's time.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213"

cheers dude, I did think I had read it somewhere

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death.

Do you have the new nerf bow and arrows? "

I just have hand guns (easier to conceal during office raids). However I do have my eye on a rather fetching crossbow for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death.

Do you have the new nerf bow and arrows?

I just have hand guns (easier to conceal during office raids). However I do have my eye on a rather fetching crossbow for Christmas.

I quite fancy the rapid-fire zombie killers

Could come in handy in a zombie apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives a fook. Just block and move on......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death.

Do you have the new nerf bow and arrows?

I just have hand guns (easier to conceal during office raids). However I do have my eye on a rather fetching crossbow for Christmas.

I quite fancy the rapid-fire zombie killers

Could come in handy in a zombie apocalypse "

I recently found out about the fungi that zombie creatures. It's coming I tell you, it's coming.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"It was Santa

I always thought he looked a bit dodgy, but animals...?!?

Christmas will never be the same again!!!!

It's ok here have a boobie cuddle you will get over the trauma

I love boobie cuddles

Go on you can have one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends which film you watched. According to one I watched he had a son called Robbie. Put the guns down,you're both wrong

Then they all have to die. A terrible nerf related death.

Do you have the new nerf bow and arrows?

I just have hand guns (easier to conceal during office raids). However I do have my eye on a rather fetching crossbow for Christmas.

I quite fancy the rapid-fire zombie killers

Could come in handy in a zombie apocalypse

I recently found out about the fungi that zombie creatures. It's coming I tell you, it's coming.

You don't have to tell me. We have our zombie apocalypse plan. One for the slow ones,ones for the infected fast ones (in the latter I don't last long)

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I seem to remember hearing somewhere (a BBC natural history program probably) that only female reindeer have antlers at this time of year so therefore none of them can be anyones father...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares,,xmas is a time for family and friends,don't do anything silly "Step Away From The Nerfs"

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By *ango0505Woman
over a year ago

Dumfries

According to Google its Donner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are they related? I thought they were all just friends, that's why Rudolph was bullied...like a Mean Girls set up.

Anna I admire you innocence in such matters but those reindeers are total horn dogs."

Childhood ruined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Google its Donner x"

Google again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i heard Makka Pakka landed funny on Upsy Daisy thousands of years ago when the earth was made (non of this Adam n Eve shite) and the result was Rudolph..

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"good to see you Funky, I thought you had left

Sadly it's true old friend I am leaving.

Anybody wanting to find out more about this sad sad news can consult these threads below.

Sorry guys, it's time.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213"

You can't leave.....you just can't that's all

In different news I thought the reindeers were all siblings so I guess I was totally wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thinks its Nigel Farage he is intent fucking everything so why not be his father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he was an immaculate conception....that story was going around anyway. Think Santa started it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but just do them anyway...

Tap to the head

good man

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remember to aim for the centre of body mass then a double tap to the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Google its Donner x"

Is that a dear kebab?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

" Think Santa started it...

I'm phoning the RSPCA!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask his brother....Bernard the Brown nosed reindeer. Just as fast but poor brakes!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i heard Makka Pakka landed funny on Upsy Daisy thousands of years ago when the earth was made (non of this Adam n Eve shite) and the result was Rudolph.. "

I've ran this by my research team and they did confirm it was technically possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i heard Makka Pakka landed funny on Upsy Daisy thousands of years ago when the earth was made (non of this Adam n Eve shite) and the result was Rudolph..

I've ran this by my research team and they did confirm it was technically possible.

well duh... course its true

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