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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Help!!! Does anyone know of anything herbal or the like that alleviates PMT symptoms?

I rarely get it but when I do it hits hard...such as today when I want to rip peoples limbs off.........with my teeth!!!!

Chocolate is not working

Thanks...stroppy bird xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gag in a padded room works for me ... but then I'm a man hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im happy to gag ya and put you in a padded room...can I kick the crap outa ya too? lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got it that bad huh?

I'm lucky really, Siren doesn't get really bad mood swings when she's on, and she hasn't been on for 6 months now that she's pregnant lol

I have had girlfriends in the past though who suffered with PMT horrendously and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy... well, one of two of them maybe hehe

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By *arryandlilCouple
over a year ago

scunthorpe

lil says that evening primose oil is good for pmt

larry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brill off to the chemist to buy in bulk!

Sorry Wishy I don't really want to hurt you xxx lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like the child birth being painful myth.........man up and get on with it women.....................

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

ok lets set a pmt room up for you to rip guys heads off and verbally spit down the wet end ....we could send any sub guys in who want a verbal kicking and everyone's happy ....

MR X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahahahaha got one already...its called my bedroom

Maple and pecan danish is the cure for all ills!!! now going to try an almond slice whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing for PMT is anal sex................................................................................................. pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Step away from my arse ;( lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

you said that like a member of a swat team ......lol ....one false move and the arse gets it ...lol

mr x

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

wait till u start the change FFs, i was as regular as clock work and have been since i started all those many yrs ago, now 3 weeks on 1 week off, or 1 week on 1week off 2 weeks on, 4 weeks off, 4 weeks on..i can handle it and i know it will be over soon according the the Dr. but i feel so sorry for tony if he isnt wearing a bullet proof vest he's hiding behind the sofa.... stella on the edge xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I will send you a mapel and pecan danish stella xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try doing some work Becs ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hahahahahaha I am multi tasking !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a drum set out of some pans and beat the shit outta 'em, preferably so you can't cook with them ever....works wonders haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

cheeky mare!!!! These pans are top notch...would never hit them they are way to pretty!!!!

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

Rach ive tried that with my pans and ur right it works a treat until the handles fall off, i must have hit tony to hard with them..xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm now there is a problem, go to fussier's shop and buy some top notch babies and then try it again.....that would deffo work a treat, but don't pay for them yourself, get Tony to pay hahahahaha He'll appreciate a cast iron slap ha ha

Happy to be of service LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont sell babies

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

hey we shouldnt be rude to our resident celebrity chef ....she told me her lasagne's are the talk of Paris ...i couldnt believe it when she told me ramsey nicked the recipe

go girl .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmao you are soooo gona get spanked

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

the way to a mans heart is with a spanking nice lasagne......lol

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By *uiceypeachesWoman
over a year ago

bumfucknowhere

the way to a mans heart is straight thru the chest cavity with a blunt spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer thru the rib cage with a bread knife........

Thank god for Implanon. It saves a man's life every month......

KateX

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

a blunt spoon ...... and saves a mans life every month .....your both way beyond evening primrose oil .........

i am old enough to know when to shut the fuck up lol

MR X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao. just got to say that you lot are mad!! get the contraceptive implant!! it stops your periods,full stop!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right who wants to feel the brute force of my PMT...in one hand i have my rabbit and in the other i have a baseball bat and a hunger for men's flesh!!!!!!

Any volunteers??????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Will pass Rach over to you pleasure drone you are good at handling this sort of thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass thanks, but maybe there are a few males here who like punishment??

*backs off and runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmmmmm still no volunteers?????????????????????????

Pussy who is the pleasure drone and does he like pain????????????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

six posts up...im sure he loves it lmao

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

nahhh i can handle a feisty bitch tho pmt or no pmt ...so bring it on ....the bat will be handy i like a bit of gentle foreplay first ....

MR X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enter stage left....its..........PleasureDrone.

hoo hooo hooooo, how funny.

I will look forward to the response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a good cure for pmt, get the depo injection, stops your periods so stops any pmt lol works for em anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would NOT consider any sort of injection for curing PMT if it gets in the way of me hurting men and having a good excuse to do it!! hehe

Pleasuredome i don't do gentle!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had that injection, admittedly it was a good few years ago. It did not have a good reputations then and caused me a great deal of problems. I could not recommend it to any one

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Best thing for pmt and periods is the mirena coil. Had mine fitted about 7 years ago and not had a period or anything since. Hurts a bit having it fitted and again when you have to have it replaced (one lasts five years)but it is absolutley heaven.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

quote ..I would NOT consider any sort of injection for curing PMT if it gets in the way of me hurting men and having a good excuse to do it!! hehe

Pleasuredome i don't do gentle!!!!!

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Yeah yeah yeah ...heard it all before Babe just bring your bat ,you ll have fun ..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have fun and you'll be in pain

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Mwahhhh x peace n love babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol aww Rach still suffering i see x

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

There is believe it or not some pills u can get from your Dr that puts a stop to the dreaded week of no fun, we went to a place in the middle of no where so off i went to the Dr's b4 we flew off and got some, take one a day for the dreaded week and it stays away, stop taking them and its back to normal, i do use them now and then but not often as i think this sort of thing cant be right and must harm u in someway..xxxx

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

sorry i 4got a bit...

you wont get rid of the mood swings and wanting to kill guys but at least it sets u free....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Ive used those,they did stop the period but I was all over the place for a couple of months afterwards,I would'nt bother again unless I was on holiday,I like to know when its due so I can plan fun and games lol

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

its when we are on holiday when i use them mainly, ur right it does screw the cycle up a bit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here we go again!!! Have gone from totally mellow when I woke up to a blob of agressive seething fury. Think I had better log off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go again!!! Have gone from totally mellow when I woke up to a blob of agressive seething fury. Think I had better log off "

You sure its' PMT as as what you describe seems to happen more regularly lately.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the implant it has stopped my periods full stop but I still get the bloody worst PMT ever, I try explaining to Scott I only want to kill him because of PMT but he doesnt understand!! Men eh? U think he would be more understanding of my need to hurt him I mean its only for 1 week in 4 ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard of this with those implants... Apparently they can make you a bit more hormonal and therefore emotional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have u really? God I dont need my PMT to get worse it was a nightmare b4 the implant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah my ex had one and she used to start crying when she saw upsetting things on telly (more so than she normally would I might add, lol). At the time the Dr told her this could be the case. I can't tell you how it will affect PMT though, she wasn't particularly bad sufferer of that. This was just in general, not specifically when it was meant to be her period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only cure i'm sure that works 100% is to leave her to it... go off down the pub, visit friends.. spend time chatting on here etc.. When and only when symptoms are showing signs of going.. (But not before) ask for a BJ or some good old fashioned anal..

Works a treat honest xx

Mike...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only cure i'm sure that works 100% is to leave her to it... go off down the pub, visit friends.. spend time chatting on here etc.. When and only when symptoms are showing signs of going.. (But not before) ask for a BJ or some good old fashioned anal..

Works a treat honest xx

lol mike you do realise that whatever you do we will still be angry with you dont you? Men cant do anything right when we have PMT and should you manage to do something nice then we will cry buckets lol lose/lose situation for you guys I'm afraid lol

Mike..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't imagine you ever being angry, you're far too sexy lol ... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your right.. I was being flippant sorry.. Nothing worse than PMT.. truly I do sympathise..

Just prefer to do it from a distance...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway....

I'll stop being so brave once the wifes back lol... She has had a girlie weekend up in Newcastle..

fingers crossed she didn't take the laptop lol.. I'll be dead otherwise lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway....

I'll stop being so brave once the wifes back lol... She has had a girlie weekend up in Newcastle..

fingers crossed she didn't take the laptop lol.. I'll be dead otherwise lol.."

thank god for that, you have been running amok all weekend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... she's now home, all cought up and i'm still alive lol...

Talking of PMT though and this is true as I sit typing this.. 9 girls away and 6 were having the painters in.. Imagine that guys 6 sycronised, grouchy arsed PMT ridded fems.. Piddled.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL @ Diamond x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt. "

Flippin eke girl.... I was being Polite lol.. xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt.

Flippin eke girl.... I was being Polite lol.. xx"

We dont say "have the painters in" where i come from lol. I guess i used to refer to it as "wrong week" cant remember its been so long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt.

Flippin eke girl.... I was being Polite lol.. xx

We dont say "have the painters in" where i come from lol. I guess i used to refer to it as "wrong week" cant remember its been so long"

Ahh we have a few names for it round this way... depends who your talking to lol.....

We like the 'having the painters in'

She painting the town red.....

She is on the blob.. (Not so Nice)

Out of action

Lucky you then xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt.

Flippin eke girl.... I was being Polite lol.. xx

We dont say "have the painters in" where i come from lol. I guess i used to refer to it as "wrong week" cant remember its been so long

Ahh we have a few names for it round this way... depends who your talking to lol.....

We like the 'having the painters in'

She painting the town red.....

She is on the blob.. (Not so Nice)

Out of action

Lucky you then xx

"

WHen we where at school we said rag week or blob week.

Then i think it was just "time of the month" or wrong week, used to call it the curse sometimes. Have heard of a lot of sayings but never having the painters in. Its quite refined (especially for someone from nottingham) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It just took me 5 minutes to work out the connection between 6 having the painters in and pmt.

Flippin eke girl.... I was being Polite lol.. xx

We dont say "have the painters in" where i come from lol. I guess i used to refer to it as "wrong week" cant remember its been so long

Ahh we have a few names for it round this way... depends who your talking to lol.....

We like the 'having the painters in'

She painting the town red.....

She is on the blob.. (Not so Nice)

Out of action

Lucky you then xx

WHen we where at school we said rag week or blob week.

Then i think it was just "time of the month" or wrong week, used to call it the curse sometimes. Have heard of a lot of sayings but never having the painters in. Its quite refined (especially for someone from nottingham) lol"

lol... cheeky

We are quite refined round this way... Manners are indeed a bye word..

I know whatever way its said.. can be sore on the ears lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know why PMT was chosen to describe the inflicted???

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken ....

How apt lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still can't decide whether god is a man or a woman.

A woman gets PMT and when she's pregnant she can have a really rough time of it, so that would suggest god is a man. But then if god was a woman she'd make sure women get grouchy and irritable even while pregnant so that men dont feel they can have rampant sex on tap for nine months lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

my god i love it when you talk theology....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

PMT? Tell me about it...Ive just eaten 3 toffee cheesecakes!

I need to be rolled out to the kitchen to get a drink

Someone?

Anyone?

Please!.....xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"PMT? Tell me about it...Ive just eaten 3 toffee cheesecakes!

I need to be rolled out to the kitchen to get a drink

Someone?

Anyone?

Please!.....xxxxx"

Pussy Possy alert!!! soldier down soldier down!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any excuse to tell the lads you're on ya back rolling about full up with sticky stuff lol.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

stand up straight ...shoulders back chest out stomach in ....take it like a man .....LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im roliing around laughing....literally LOL xxxx

You lot are soooo funny

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