FabSwingers.com forum: Who broke it?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Come on fess up you diddlers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 flippin hours????? was it really that long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bloody me wheres it been !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not guilty...

I did not diddle with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 flippin hours????? was it really that long?"

I don't think so, logged in about one hour ago, read a message then it crashed.

was it me then?

No, of course not, I wouldn't do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the wrong type of rain lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"2 flippin hours????? was it really that long?"

it was, you were wonderful. lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

It was that little Tommy Tucker i'll bet! Striking his oojar in where it doesn't belong!

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

no diddling no fiddling not me!.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Someone been poking it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Withdrawal symptoms everyone lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

i was posting about my virginity and the time, then i lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 flippin hours????? was it really that long?

it was, you were wonderful. lol

I could say the same.... I could

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

wasn't me...I was asleep...woke up and it was already broke!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

bloomin heck 2 hours, good job we were out and only had to suffer 30 mins..... bet some are in deep rehab by now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Withdrawal symptoms everyone lol"

I felt like my arm had been cut off. I knew there was a particularly juicy PM awaiting my attention and it was driving me mad not being able to get to it.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

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By *j_markCouple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Totteridge/Whetstone

"Come on fess up you diddlers

For once not us

More info here:

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/feedback/34096

We'll be adding time to all supporter passes to make good.

Apologies to all affected.

Admin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, I was beginning to get the shakes!

Long live FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

oooh how kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well summat needs poking and thats for sure

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By *e2youWoman
over a year ago

Rainham

Here's the culprit!!!

"Someone been poking it"

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Where's BB430, he broke a thread last night so my money is on him....gremlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who killed the hamster?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not me - i was diddling someone else, came back and it was bust

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

ME!!!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Where's BB430, he broke a thread last night so my money is on him....gremlin

If was him he was seen poking a hole in it! Get the ropes out its time for a lynching

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Where's BB430, he broke a thread last night so my money is on him....gremlin

If was him he was seen poking a hole in it! Get the ropes out its time for a lynching

weeeyheeeeeeeeeey we havent had a lynching in ages!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

do not lick or suck that finger.

could've been giant rats gnawing through the cable.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well it was working when i went upstairs and its working now so i reckon i must of jinxed it so you all couldnt type anything while i was afk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Said Sassy to the hog-tied young man!

Blimey, bet Samartians has had a busy two hours!

Didn't notice, celebrating with my youngest, got her place at Derby confirmed after A in Sociology and English Lit and B in Psychology.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well it was working when i went upstairs and its working now so i reckon i must of jinxed it so you all couldnt type anything while i was afk lol"

It was you who flushed then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Said Sassy to the hog-tied young man!

Blimey, bet Samartians has had a busy two hours!

Didn't notice, celebrating with my youngest, got her place at Derby confirmed after A in Sociology and English Lit and B in Psychology."

Congrats, i hop it opens the doors she needs it to.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

damn i was blaming kids for fooking up my lappy too - guess i owe them an apology now

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

PMSL! ive been out and just got in

Who did'nt put the 50p in the meter

Well done and big congrats to your daughter Sassy xx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?"

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Said Sassy to the hog-tied young man!

Blimey, bet Samartians has had a busy two hours!

Didn't notice, celebrating with my youngest, got her place at Derby confirmed after A in Sociology and English Lit and B in Psychology."

well done her!!!!

you must be very proud xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

[Removed by poster at 19/08/10 23:24:33]

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Said Sassy to the hog-tied young man!

Blimey, bet Samartians has had a busy two hours!

Didn't notice, celebrating with my youngest, got her place at Derby confirmed after A in Sociology and English Lit and B in Psychology."

congrats to you daughter xxx you must be a very proud mummy today

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

let me steak Granny's thunder - its PISS!!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

let me steak Granny's thunder - its PISS!!!

I dare not take my finger out to smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

let me steak Granny's thunder - its PISS!!!

Ha! Nooooooooooo it's not me that says that .......some woman says it in me box tho.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

let me steak Granny's thunder - its PISS!!!

I dare not take my finger out to smell

Your nose smells and your fingers finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you BB and HPC, really going to miss her.

When she was small a weekly treat was a packet of Monster Munch and a carton of Ribena. She came home with Monster Munch and Ribena and we've been cuddled up under the duvet watching dvd of Extras and celebrating

We are a class act!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Hmmmmm suppose a joke about a Dyke is inappropriate ?

Its not a dyke the hole is much smaller but it gushes if i take my finger out!

let me steak Granny's thunder - its PISS!!!

I dare not take my finger out to smell

Your nose smells and your fingers finger"

So does it smell of piss then? you sniff

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Thank you BB and HPC, really going to miss her.

We are a class act!

Well that's one of the good things about life. A celebration in a trad family style is always good.

As for missing her, well if she is like i was she will be home monthly with all her washing

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Thats brillo news sassy, how proud are you

Now can we get back to lynching?

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

i know who it was and im going to name and shame

it was m-s-r-o- in the library with the marigolds on

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Thats brillo news sassy, how proud are you

Now can we get back to lynching?

Drags the gallows out of the garage

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Thats brillo news sassy, how proud are you

Now can we get back to lynching?

Drags the gallows out of the garage"

Who we gonna hang then

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Thats brillo news sassy, how proud are you

Now can we get back to lynching?

Drags the gallows out of the garage

Who we gonna hang then "

Ask the 1679 profiles who are seeking very well hung men, maybe they know someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why the sign said don't press the Red button.

Oops.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Its only working cos i have mi finger in that hole down the bottom.

Said Sassy to the hog-tied young man!

Blimey, bet Samartians has had a busy two hours!

Didn't notice, celebrating with my youngest, got her place at Derby confirmed after A in Sociology and English Lit and B in Psychology."

Ah well done Sassys daughter, and when you come to deliver her and her belongings in September and you are not crying too much when you leave her, come say hi.

Wasn't us btw either, we have only just logged in and knew nothing about it

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