FabSwingers.com forum: Your best Xmas party stories...

By *issLiss OP Couple
over a year ago

south east

Make me feel better about my recent misbehaviour and severely breaking my rule of never doing anything with anyone from work...

What are your stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few Christmas party dalliances with team leaders and bosses, all female btw lol

Never got caught, but was fun!!

Can't now though as Im now the boss and all my staff are fellas, imagine the law suits

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Nothing naughty. Although I did laugh the other day when my 'time hop' app pulled up a Facebook pic from 7 years ago of my works Xmas do where I was so battered before I even got to the meal I couldn't eat. Didn't drink the rest of the night and still managed to fall over on the way home at 3am breaking the heel off my shoe!!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

1. Had my nose broken in a punch-up on HMS Belfast.

2. Stole a Christmas tree from a rugby club and got accosted by the law as I walked with it over my shoulder on the side of the A316.

3. Had a girl puke in my mouth as we snogged.

4. Whilst DJing had my CDs nicked from behind the decks by Santa Claus.

5. Flooded the toilet of a posh restaurant when a giant poo wouldn't flush.

6. Fell over dressed as a banana and couldn't get up, much like a beetle on its back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had someone from work (different blokes each year) try it on every year since 2006, except for this year

I must be getting old.

This year I got so d*unk I just burst into tears for no reason in the taxi on the way home and now the guys I was sharing with think I'm nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna mention my best cause you'd all think, my god, how bad must his bad ones be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Had my nose broken in a punch-up on HMS Belfast.

2. Stole a Christmas tree from a rugby club and got accosted by the law as I walked with it over my shoulder on the side of the A316.

3. Had a girl puke in my mouth as we snogged.

4. Whilst DJing had my CDs nicked from behind the decks by Santa Claus.

5. Flooded the toilet of a posh restaurant when a giant poo wouldn't flush.

6. Fell over dressed as a banana and couldn't get up, much like a beetle on its back.

That's one bad night out.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

1. Had my nose broken in a punch-up on HMS Belfast.

2. Stole a Christmas tree from a rugby club and got accosted by the law as I walked with it over my shoulder on the side of the A316.

3. Had a girl puke in my mouth as we snogged.

4. Whilst DJing had my CDs nicked from behind the decks by Santa Claus.

5. Flooded the toilet of a posh restaurant when a giant poo wouldn't flush.

6. Fell over dressed as a banana and couldn't get up, much like a beetle on its back.

Number 3!! Argh!! Ewwwwwww

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

1. Had my nose broken in a punch-up on HMS Belfast.

2. Stole a Christmas tree from a rugby club and got accosted by the law as I walked with it over my shoulder on the side of the A316.

3. Had a girl puke in my mouth as we snogged.

4. Whilst DJing had my CDs nicked from behind the decks by Santa Claus.

5. Flooded the toilet of a posh restaurant when a giant poo wouldn't flush.

6. Fell over dressed as a banana and couldn't get up, much like a beetle on its back.

Number 6. Love it!

I once got proceeded to get d*unker at an after party with the son of my ex maths teacher, fell off a ladder and landed on a lawnmower, lost one of my blue suede clogs (don't ask) on the walk home and dropped my nose ring and one of my contact lenses down the toilet while puking. Not my finest evening ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of years ago a gap year student girl was really bad at company Christmas do.

She lost her friend who she was staying with.

I ended up taking her back to my hotel, grabbed some extra bedding from reception, got her into the shower after she collapsed and was sick on herself, cleaned her up and dried her and got her to bed. Got her back to her friend in the morning.

Awesome night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if Ched Evans will be along to post his?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

really ?

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