FabSwingers.com forum: chinese herbal medicine

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A chap goes on a 'sex holiday' to the far east but is a bit careless about protection. A couple of weeks after his return he finds his male organ covered in green and purple spots so he rushes round to the VD clinic for a test. The consultant then told him that he has a case of Mongolian VD and the only possible cure was amputation. He left the clinic in a state of shock but on the way home he saw a sign reading 'Chinese herbal doctor, specialist in curing Oriental diseases.' so he thought he might as well give it a try. He went in and saw the herbalist who examined him and when he told the herbalist that he was going to need it amputated the herbalist said 'There's no need to amputate, western doctors don't understand these diseases'. He said to the herbalist 'Thank you, thats a very great relief' to which he replied 'Not so, in a couple of weeks it will fall off of its own accord.'

By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"A chap goes on a 'sex holiday' to the far east but is a bit careless about protection. A couple of weeks after his return he finds his male organ covered in green and purple spots so he rushes round to the VD clinic for a test. The consultant then told him that he has a case of Mongolian VD and the only possible cure was amputation. He left the clinic in a state of shock but on the way home he saw a sign reading 'Chinese herbal doctor, specialist in curing Oriental diseases.' so he thought he might as well give it a try. He went in and saw the herbalist who examined him and when he told the herbalist that he was going to need it amputated the herbalist said 'There's no need to amputate, western doctors don't understand these diseases'. He said to the herbalist 'Thank you, thats a very great relief' to which he replied 'Not so, in a couple of weeks it will fall off of its own accord.'"

very good!

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

The same Chinese herbal doctor. A man goes to him suffering from erectile dysfunction, so he gives him a potion with some very specific instructions thus:- 'After taking the potion when your ready you must say out loud 1-2-3 to make it work and it will stay that way permanently.' the patient then asked 'What if I don't want it to be permanent?' 'Simple, all you have to do is ask your partner to say 1-2-3-4 but if she does it won't work again until the next full moon.' So he took the potion home to try it out. He took the potion while his wife got ready then he entered the bedroom where his wife was laying on the bed alluringly dressed in a see through negligee. So he followed the instructions and said 1-2-3 in a loud voice. Then his wife said 'Whats the 1-2-3 for?'