A Yorkshire man went to the vet....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom ?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi' us."

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It weren't that funny, even though I'm Derby born & bred, I'm still strong in the arm and thick in the... sorry, can't remember the rest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It weren't that funny, even though I'm Derby born & bred, I'm still strong in the arm and thick in the... sorry, can't remember the rest

I'm a simple soul and like simple jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took me a few seconds there.

First i was like huh?

Then i was like ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blunt and straight talking Yorkshire lad wakes up one morning with a sore anus, so he goes to the local village shop and says to the assistant, "Na then lad, has tha got any arse cream?"

"Certainly," replies the assistant. "Do you want Magnum or Cornetto?"

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