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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man in deepest Yorkshire calls his son in Devon the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Bristol and tell her.”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

She calls Yorkshire immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up......................................

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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By *osconangelCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Love it!

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

That's awesome

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Seems like a perfectly good strategy to me...

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Man in deepest Yorkshire calls his son in Devon the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer” the father says. “We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Bristol and tell her.”

Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell they're getting divorced!” she shouts, “I'll take care of this!”

She calls Yorkshire immediately, and screams at her father “You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up......................................

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

priceless !!

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