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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Where is the strangest place you have gone to the toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha behind a chicken shed.

Such a random thread, have you been drinking cheeky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down a rubbish chute in a block of flats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embankment at Margate beach at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the Ho Chi Min trail in Vietnam while I was travelling

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

In a canal in Venice.

Him

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

In a washing machine at college

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

In someones wellie boot at school when

I was six. It was an accident.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hahaha behind a chicken shed.

Such a random thread, have you been drinking cheeky?

Nope I'm sober funnily enough just a random question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's going to be in the awards after party...I had to astral travel to send this message....I'm stuck in there with all the booze hic hic

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Top deck of a n Harwich to hook of Holland ferry

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hold on...

I have a worse one. Was in a hotel in San Fran and took a wrong door to the bathroom. Ended up naked in a corridor at 3am....bursting for a waz.

Sprinted along the corridor looking for help and it appeared, like a mirage, in the form of an ice machine

I relieved myself into the overflow tray

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Hold on...

I have a worse one. Was in a hotel in San Fran and took a wrong door to the bathroom. Ended up naked in a corridor at 3am....bursting for a waz.

Sprinted along the corridor looking for help and it appeared, like a mirage, in the form of an ice machine

I relieved myself into the overflow tray

Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off a tower block roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold on...

I have a worse one. Was in a hotel in San Fran and took a wrong door to the bathroom. Ended up naked in a corridor at 3am....bursting for a waz.

Sprinted along the corridor looking for help and it appeared, like a mirage, in the form of an ice machine

I relieved myself into the overflow tray

Classy

You called...!!

in the car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into a vase in a hotel lobby. Couldn't find the toilet so picked up said receptical and found a quiet corner.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

ilikewhateallthisqiiteallalikeeventuallyaftertheafterthebreak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off an oil rig platform..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"off an oil rig platform..

ooh yeah. I remember now you've said that. Off a cross channel ferry. Sadly I got blow back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bushes behind the bus stop

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

In some ones mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fast food drink wich i left on verge an i saw some street sleeper pick it up an drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bosses coffee, many years ago......Wouldn't dare do it now though!

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land

In a bottle in the middle of m25 whilst stuck in traffic ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of Mt Fuji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bosses coffee, many years ago......Wouldn't dare do it now though!"
he'll have drank it by now

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

In a bottle on a mini bus.

On a dancefloor in Bournmouth.

Was the same week, Im not proud of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm.... Pauls chest!

Our one and only time we tried a golden shower

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lol I'm still chuckling to myself with this thread...I was in a random mood last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I'm still chuckling to myself with this thread...I was in a random mood last night

You weren't the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ilikewhateallthisqiiteallalikeeventuallyaftertheafterthebreak

in some ones hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

Brighton Pavilion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

Brighton Pavilion.

Yes!!!! Thank you! That's it x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X"

I just told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ilikewhateallthisqiiteallalikeeventuallyaftertheafterthebreak

in some ones hat

Wasn't a policeman's was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

Brighton Pavilion.

Yes!!!! Thank you! That's it x"

I doubt you were the first and I'm damn sure you weren't the last

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

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By *onitoMan
over a year ago

Milton of Campsie

At my parents house behind the tv after strolling in blind d*unk.

The next morning it was a toss up if it was me or my father but it was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temporary traffic lights at the Tyne Tunnel got out the car went into the bushes adjacent and the bloody lights changed to green. Lots of unhappy bunnies including the one I pissed on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

in the trees often and still do

at back of the car and side of the car with doors open doors open for the ladies to have a wee

also a friends lass was having a wee and we had all finished except for the 2 ladies so he let handbrake off on car and gently moved it while she was having one the shriek came from the back

we just asked what was up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

How rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the gents in a well known club in London,,lol the looks I got at the urinal,,

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

When hanging, like a sack of potatoes, underneath a parachute

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"in the gents in a well known club in London,,lol the looks I got at the urinal,,

I assume you were en femme! Must have "challenged" some preconceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in the gents in a well known club in London,,lol the looks I got at the urinal,,

I assume you were en femme! Must have "challenged" some preconceptions "

it was a bet n I was d*unk,,lol yea it was very funny,,the look on their faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

How rude

"
She's allowed. She's my sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

I don't know! Lol it looks a bit taj mahaly! Oh I was tipsy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

How rude

She's allowed. She's my sis

Thank you darling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a truck on the hard shoulder of the m25, stuck in traffic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into a bucket in parents utility, brother had been in bathroom for over an hour and i was in pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

How rude

She's allowed. She's my sis

Glad she's not mine

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Into an empty bottle of lemonade - alcohol does tend to warp one's sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the grounds of that castley thingy, at Brighton... Can't think of the name of it!

It was the bouncy castle and you bounced so hard you had a little accident. They had to close it to clean it remember

Shurrup you! What is it called now its bugging me! X

I just told you

I know

Yea I know you know.....now

How can you get confused between a castle and the famous pavilion. And i won't Shurrup

She's told me to shurrup today as well

How rude

She's allowed. She's my sis

Glad she's not mine

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

Paris...

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Road bridge over the A38. It was the early hours of the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outside many times. In a stable many times. In a bucket in the back of a horsebox.....

I don't think of these as strange places though!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was on a date. A first date. Had spent less than 2 hours with the guy. I'd had a few drinks and we went for a drive. I was absolutely bursting. We got to Newlands Corner, I hobbled out of his car, threw myself against a tree, used my phone as a torch so I didn't wee all over myself and let out a sigh of relief. Just glad I had baby wipes with me! It was too cold to drop dry!!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Outside many times. In a stable many times. In a bucket in the back of a horsebox.....

I don't think of these as strange places though!"

If you were a horse, the bucket would be quite impressive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a travel mug whilst in gridlocked traffic going across the Mexican border into the U.S. having spent the day in Tiauana drinking margaritas"..........with all my mates watching and shouting and rocking the hire car so as to make it as difficult as possible.......bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying as it would reveal who I am but I have peed on many continents of this planet. ..oh and over the side of many boats into several oceans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And also......in around 1986, I was squashed into the front row of a Smiths concert at Edinburgh Playhouse. Desperate for a pee, knew that if I went to the loo I would never get back up the front so basically just peed myself! Had to be done and not a single person was any the wiser....I think

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Into a bucket in parents utility, brother had been in bathroom for over an hour and i was in pain "

I once wee'd in the kitchen sink cos my dad was puking in the bathroom!

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"I'm not saying as it would reveal who I am but I have peed on many continents of this planet. ..oh and over the side of many boats into several oceans. "

I think you may be surprised how many 7 up people there are on this site

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"And also......in around 1986, I was squashed into the front row of a Smiths concert at Edinburgh Playhouse. Desperate for a pee, knew that if I went to the loo I would never get back up the front so basically just peed myself! Had to be done and not a single person was any the wiser....I think"

Oddly enough, I had forgotten this but same venue, same thing, Teardrop Explodes in 1982

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasnt me but a mate peed in his gf bag on the london eye...they werent the only ones in the pod either

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

During the nottinghill carnival. I had no knickers and a very long flowing dress. I sat down on the kerb near a drain dwscreetly sorted my skirt and had my wee as the procession

Passed by

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By *ominantDogMan
over a year ago

Docklands, Exmoor, Manchester

In a bottle, in a convertible Golf, on the imperial highway in Los Angeles.

Needs must when you are stuck in traffic...

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Wembley arena.. front row of a Depeche Mode concert. I didn't want to lose my place !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a pint glass at a party as some one was pinching dtinks .think they got a shock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my first wife decided to wee on me while i was licking her pussy !. 30 years divorced we met up again , i asked her why she did it . she said laughing......because i wanted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a bush at the side of the road about 6 miles into the Cardiff half marathon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very slight accident on plane after it hit an air pocket, thought we were going to crash. Luckily in flight magazine covered the patch and spared my blushes. Though stewardess did grin a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a bottle, in a convertible Golf, on the imperial highway in Los Angeles.

Needs must when you are stuck in traffic...

Never drink from a Lucozade bottle in my ex husband's car

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

reminded me of my sisters son years ago in B Q he said its ok mummy ive been to the toilet yes it was in the display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed in the gaffer's desk drawer after he threatened to sack my mate

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Pissed on main road by Old Trafford after the game, travelling supporters gave me a cheer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind a bush in Penge. Bonus was an Agnetha look-a-like gave me a blow job to dry it off.

Or was i dreaming?

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

I was out walking the dog, really had to pee, went behind the hedge. Half way through someone suddenly appeared, I quicky pulled up my pants but couldn't stop peeing..... Oops!

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