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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone is welcome!!

So come on let's party

Drinks are on Luke

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yay . mulled wine for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Fabs very own Elton & David we wouldn't miss it for the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll have a glass of whatever is in that bottle on your Avatar as long as you serve it bending over like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooo! Can I dance on the table?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wooo! Can I dance on the table? "

Yeah go for it, but please remove your heels first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooo! Can I dance on the table? "
Well done to a fellow Geordie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooo! Can I dance on the table?

Yeah go for it, but please remove your heels first! "

Can I just sit and watch you?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooo! Can I dance on the table? Well done to a fellow Geordie "

Thanks! Northern takeover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for two lil uns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI? "

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my dancing shoes then

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

please may I have a flute of champagne to toast the winners

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful "

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody antibiotics Coke please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini..."

That sounds tempting indeed...is it someone who will noticed if you've missed a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini..."

That sounds lush

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't think much of the nibbles! Any cheesey balls ?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini...

That sounds tempting indeed...is it someone who will noticed if you've missed a bit? "

I am cack-handed at the best of times so I'm more worried about hangover induced shaving injuries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer half a takeaway pizza and a bottle of Hendricks

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I can offer half a takeaway pizza and a bottle of Hendricks "

Try it with elderflower champagne. Lush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer half a takeaway pizza and a bottle of Hendricks

Try it with elderflower champagne. Lush!"

I'm having one with elderflower presse...get me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one "

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism? "

'Take it in what sense thou wilt' .

What's your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind if I do Doc

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one "

Hummmmm make me a special one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind if I do Doc "

What do you fancy PP?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini..."

Oh where did you get that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Hummmmm make me a special one "

You are a special one already... How about a Tintoretto to start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind if I do Doc

What do you fancy PP?"

All of the above

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Hummmmm make me a special one

You are a special one already... How about a Tintoretto to start? "

What's that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind if I do Doc

What do you fancy PP?

All of the above "

I'm serving drinks you'll have to chat the women up yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Hummmmm make me a special one

You are a special one already... How about a Tintoretto to start?

Malibu, cranberries and prosecco?

What's that??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind if I do Doc

What do you fancy PP?

All of the above

I'm serving drinks you'll have to chat the women up yourself? "

ok then I'll have a honey JD and one for Miss Cheeky too if she fancies one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't mind if I do Doc

What do you fancy PP?

All of the above

I'm serving drinks you'll have to chat the women up yourself?

ok then I'll have a honey JD and one for Miss Cheeky too if she fancies one "

Large honey JD for PP and I'll wait for Cheekyto respond about her cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism?

'Take it in what sense thou wilt' .

What's your poison? "

Anything with gin

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco"

I don't really like Malibu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did someone mention cocktails?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don't think much of the nibbles! Any cheesey balls ?"

Now if you'd have asked me about 3 hours ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism?

'Take it in what sense thou wilt' .

What's your poison?

Anything with gin "

How about a dirty virgin - tanqueray gin with creme de cacao?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco

I don't really like Malibu "

I ordered you a honey JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while sitting in the corner sipping my drink...I hold my hands up and air-block everyone who never voted for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco

I don't really like Malibu "

Right then How about a Santa Baby since it's Christmas

vanilla vodka

apple liqueur

triple sec

cranberry juice

clementine segments

lemon zest garnish

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini...

Oh where did you get that? "

2 parts vanilla vodka, 1 part espresso vodka, 1 part Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and drop a hazelnut or two in for garnish (plus they taste lush once they've soaked up the booze).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism?

'Take it in what sense thou wilt' .

What's your poison?

Anything with gin

How about a dirty virgin - tanqueray gin with creme de cacao?"

Now you're talking

Dirty virgins all round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take my jumper and hat off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini...

Oh where did you get that?

2 parts vanilla vodka, 1 part espresso vodka, 1 part Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and drop a hazelnut or two in for garnish (plus they taste lush once they've soaked up the booze). "

ooh bloody hell have to add that to my repertoire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I take my jumper and hat off "

No it's iconic we'll done gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am willing to open the WitchDoc's Cocktail Cabinet for anyone who fancies one

Ooh yes!

Wait, is that a euphemism?

'Take it in what sense thou wilt' .

What's your poison?

Anything with gin

How about a dirty virgin - tanqueray gin with creme de cacao?

Now you're talking

Dirty virgins all round "

Dirty virgins cumming

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco

I don't really like Malibu

Right then How about a Santa Baby since it's Christmas

vanilla vodka

apple liqueur

triple sec

cranberry juice

clementine segments

lemon zest garnish

"

We might have a newcomer to the party soon, I told her you were serving

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Can I take my jumper and hat off "

No way!!! That's a prize winning avatar jumper and hat, you've got to keep it on until at least Christmas Eve mind you saying that it might not win any prizes if it's not washed in the meantime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease! "

What you having Sis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis? "

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Whoops Malibu, Cranberry and Prosecco

I don't really like Malibu

I ordered you a honey JD "

Good man you know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up "

With what?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini...

Oh where did you get that?

2 parts vanilla vodka, 1 part espresso vodka, 1 part Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and drop a hazelnut or two in for garnish (plus they taste lush once they've soaked up the booze). "

My mum has a bottle of that hazelnut stuff I'm nicking it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer half a takeaway pizza and a bottle of Hendricks

Try it with elderflower champagne. Lush!"

Elderflower champagne?! I clearly haven't lived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

With what? "

OI ill have a fuzzy navel please since your asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

With what?

OI ill have a fuzzy navel please since your asking. "

Peach Schnapps and OJ - a fuzzy navel coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

With what?

OI ill have a fuzzy navel please since your asking.

Peach Schnapps and OJ - a fuzzy navel coming up "

Thank you kindly

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

2 parts vanilla vodka, 1 part espresso vodka, 1 part Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and drop a hazelnut or two in for garnish (plus they taste lush once they've soaked up the booze). "

Sounds lovely. But I dont have vodka of any description or Frangelico. Or hazlenuts.

I have tequila, JD Honey and cashew nuts if that'll work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

With what?

OI ill have a fuzzy navel please since your asking.

Peach Schnapps and OJ - a fuzzy navel coming up

Thank you kindly "

Where the fook did everyone else go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok I'm out the corner!

Cocktails? Oh yes purlease!

What you having Sis?

Dear god brother at this rate ill be on me back, wherever have you been?

Go on then fill me up

With what?

OI ill have a fuzzy navel please since your asking.

Peach Schnapps and OJ - a fuzzy navel coming up

Thank you kindly

Where the fook did everyone else go? "

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

2 parts vanilla vodka, 1 part espresso vodka, 1 part Frangelico hazelnut liqueur. Shake over ice, strain into a martini glass and drop a hazelnut or two in for garnish (plus they taste lush once they've soaked up the booze).

Sounds lovely. But I dont have vodka of any description or Frangelico. Or hazlenuts.

I have tequila, JD Honey and cashew nuts if that'll work?"

I've got some Yukon Jack that you can mix with your JD and Tequilla - It's called a Kick in the Nuts

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Well I'm looking for the telly remote down the back of the sofa, but all I can find is used condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts! "

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Good evening. I'm just back from the hobbit so quite hyped up battle wise, so something raw and Orc-ish for me please. In an iron and flint tankard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I take my jumper and hat off

No it's iconic we'll done gorgeous x"
Aww thank you hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I take my jumper and hat off

No way!!! That's a prize winning avatar jumper and hat, you've got to keep it on until at least Christmas Eve mind you saying that it might not win any prizes if it's not washed in the meantime "
I dare not wash it. It will shrink. The jumper I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening. I'm just back from the hobbit so quite hyped up battle wise, so something raw and Orc-ish for me please. In an iron and flint tankard. "

How about a kick in the balls, a bum fucker or a fire bomb. In each of the cases you end up with sore bits

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening. I'm just back from the hobbit so quite hyped up battle wise, so something raw and Orc-ish for me please. In an iron and flint tankard. "

We seem to have lost all of those due to too much interest in the first place. Half a shandy in a cracked mug are available though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open "

Ha bro you've rendered them all unconscious.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah, go on then. I'll have a large one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, go on then. I'll have a large one please "

Right out of large ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open

Ha bro you've rendered them all unconscious. "

I'm still here! I just got temporarily finished off by that dirty virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open

Ha bro you've rendered them all unconscious.

I'm still here! I just got temporarily finished off by that dirty virgin "

Could you give Stevie his kick in the balls please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open

Ha bro you've rendered them all unconscious.

I'm still here! I just got temporarily finished off by that dirty virgin

Could you give Stevie his kick in the balls please "

Of course. With my heels on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where the fook did everyone else go?

Maybe they got a room? Ill check me Pitts!

I think it might be caused by me having me cocktail cabinet open

Ha bro you've rendered them all unconscious.

I'm still here! I just got temporarily finished off by that dirty virgin

Could you give Stevie his kick in the balls please

Of course. With my heels on? "

He loves a pair of stilettos

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening all. So what have I been missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one..... "

Oh there you are most definitely.

What's your choice

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well done everybody

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing "

Feck your a bit chipper ain't ya!! You been laid?!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Well done everybody "

Yep same from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one..... "

For you of course...but what would you like to drink?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing

Feck your a bit chipper ain't ya!! You been laid?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a soft drink please? I have a club meet tomorrow daytime and I'll have to get up early to depilate. TMI?

D*unken/hungover depilation is never totally successful

My thoughts exactly. And there's gorgeous booze just sitting there in my fridge tempting me to make a hazelnut coffee martini..."

Hazlenut coffee martini? Is this even better than the beautiful Baileys?? Xx

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over a year ago


"Can I have a large one.....

For you of course...but what would you like to drink? "

Er bro move over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing "

JD bladey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing

Feck your a bit chipper ain't ya!! You been laid?!

"

Ohhhh you have haven't you?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one.....

For you of course...but what would you like to drink?

Er bro move over "

Sharing is caring

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing

JD bladey? "

You read my mind but make it a duble cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one..... "
can do Yer a average one till yer find one

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing

Feck your a bit chipper ain't ya!! You been laid?!

Ohhhh you have haven't you?!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like cocktails "

You're not the only one Stevie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How's the party going? I've been waiting for my cocktail for ages

Off to bed now, so whose joining us?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I like cocktails "

As much as Ben has a sting in his tail or a.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's the party going? I've been waiting for my cocktail for ages

Off to bed now, so whose joining us? "

Here's a long comfortable screw for you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination "

Earl Grey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's the party going? I've been waiting for my cocktail for ages

Off to bed now, so whose joining us? "
Yep see Yer up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one.....

For you of course...but what would you like to drink?

Er bro move over "

I luvre you Mrs F.... c

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"How's the party going? I've been waiting for my cocktail for ages

Off to bed now, so whose joining us? "

Now there's an offer lol well done to you 2 too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late? Just got home from a Mad Friday office outing Actually I'd better just have a coffi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late? Just got home from a Mad Friday office outing Actually I'd better just have a coffi "

Coffin or a coffee?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination

Earl Grey? "

Pint of, please. 4 sugars, ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late? Just got home from a Mad Friday office outing Actually I'd better just have a coffi

Coffin or a coffee? "

Coffi I didn't put an n at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination

Earl Grey?

Pint of, please. 4 sugars, ta "

I've managed tp orcastrate that for you what do you want me to with Earl Grey's balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer? "

Nsme your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Nsme your poison? "

Otherwise you might end up with a bum fucker

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination

Earl Grey?

Pint of, please. 4 sugars, ta

I've managed tp orcastrate that for you what do you want me to with Earl Grey's balls "

Put them on ice, for when my minions have helped corner the corned beef market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all. So what have I been missing

Feck your a bit chipper ain't ya!! You been laid?!

Ohhhh you have haven't you?!!

"

whoooooo hoooooo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination

Earl Grey?

Pint of, please. 4 sugars, ta

I've managed tp orcastrate that for you what do you want me to with Earl Grey's balls

Put them on ice, for when my minions have helped corner the corned beef market "

Cojones frios duly stored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a large one.....

For you of course...but what would you like to drink?

Er bro move over

I luvre you Mrs F.... c"

Ohhh how much. Move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Nsme your poison? "

Erm bro your getting a bit willy with drinks are you not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Nsme your poison?

Erm bro your getting a bit willy with drinks are you not? "

It's a metaphor not literal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer? "

Hello duke... I always think of that programme the real deal!

Not orange are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Nsme your poison?

Erm bro your getting a bit willy with drinks are you not?

It's a metaphor not literal "

A what afore? look you keep plying them and they keep disappearing and falling over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Hello duke... I always think of that programme the real deal!

Not orange are you? "

I think that's why his photos are black and white....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Nsme your poison?

Erm bro your getting a bit willy with drinks are you not?

It's a metaphor not literal

A what afore? look you keep plying them and they keep disappearing and falling over! "

Thought in this place everyone was used to holding cock....tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ran out of so its vodka and apple and blackberry squash for me im very d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i ran out of so its vodka and apple and blackberry squash for me im very d*unk "

Sloshed Nana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a celebratory drink....what's on offer?

Hello duke... I always think of that programme the real deal!

Not orange are you?

I think that's why his photos are black and white...."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

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over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?"

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?"

Yorkshire? Ok?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?"

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i ran out of so its vodka and apple and blackberry squash for me im very d*unk

Sloshed Nana "

you would love me when im sloshed!! lol im a hoot

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!"

I got a cup of Earl Grey, but then I'm speshul.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Yorkshire? Ok? "
The very thing.......

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have tequila too please; straight with a big squeeze of lime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Tea "

oh dont listen to her, shes a tequila whoor!! fucking tea indeed!!! ha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!"

You putting Feme on the tequila.. Ohhh be gorra!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!"
Ok....is this your evil twin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have tequila too please; straight with a big squeeze of lime!"

how it should be supped

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I'll have tequila too please; straight with a big squeeze of lime!"
You suck the Lime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin? "

this is my other me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin?

this is my other me "
God help us all....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?"

Nooooo only sambuca available here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!

I got a cup of Earl Grey, but then I'm speshul. "

put the tea away its evil

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Nooooo only sambuca available here "
Bleeeughhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?"

Hark at you there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have tequila too please; straight with a big squeeze of lime!"

Large Jose Cuevo coming up

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Tea

oh dont listen to her, shes a tequila whoor!! fucking tea indeed!!! ha!! "

Ohhh I know iv seen it 1st hand. Shes just putting on a show

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!

I got a cup of Earl Grey, but then I'm speshul.

put the tea away its evil "
No more Tea for you, you have obviously drained the pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrives fashionably late after orchestrating the defenestration of an agent who was blocking her plans for world domination "

Tina, first time we've been mentioned in a thread together. Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin?

this is my other me God help us all.... "

I know I look all sweet and innocent don't I

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin?

this is my other me God help us all....

I know I look all sweet and innocent don't I "
And I look like a pink fluffybunnikins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive "

How's Stevie after his Kick in the Balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive "

Oh get gawds sake aggressive... Tut look out the lush's are on tequila!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive "

I have blank moments on shots In Blackpool 8 years ago I was drinking them with my friends with every drink and I came to in bed with a very sexy 23 year old. I could have sworn he said he was 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin?

this is my other me God help us all....

I know I look all sweet and innocent don't I "

NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

no you fucking can't you cunt, drink some Tequila !!Ok....is this your evil twin?

this is my other me God help us all....

I know I look all sweet and innocent don't I And I look like a pink fluffybunnikins "

hello Bunny, wanna carrot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

How's Stevie after his Kick in the Balls? "

I'm not sure we've heard from him since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive "

You water your shots down with !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

I have blank moments on shots In Blackpool 8 years ago I was drinking them with my friends with every drink and I came to in bed with a very sexy 23 year old. I could have sworn he said he was 33 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

You water your shots down with !"

And that's why! To stop me getting in fights in taxi queues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

How's Stevie after his Kick in the Balls?

I'm not sure we've heard from him since "

Whoops

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

How's Stevie after his Kick in the Balls?

I'm not sure we've heard from him since

Whoops "
Whaaats up doc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

I have blank moments on shots In Blackpool 8 years ago I was drinking them with my friends with every drink and I came to in bed with a very sexy 23 year old. I could have sworn he said he was 33 "

...I like shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Women so d*unk that I can talk them into come back to mine

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Nooooo only sambuca available here Bleeeughhhhhh "

I got half of the folks drinking it in Calella when mixed with Strongbow to be quite acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we all on shots now then? Oh dear, they make me very aggressive

How's Stevie after his Kick in the Balls?

I'm not sure we've heard from him since

Whoops Whaaats up doc? "
Just the bar on my cocktail cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any Women so d*unk that I can talk them into come back to mine "

Nana is sloshed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Bloody reprobates...can I have a cup of Tea please?

Nooooo only sambuca available here Bleeeughhhhhh

I got half of the folks drinking it in Calella when mixed with Strongbow to be quite acceptable "
Can also power cars, so I am told.....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Misscheekychops has left the building

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

not quite though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Part 2 ensues for you to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/12/14 23:21:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be here a bit longer talking to myself I guess

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You still here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can get a few drinks in and keep the bar open up to 200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to do this on my own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still on.my own in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting bored now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shamoooooonesistafocker I'm stuck in here all alone help me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no Wally ... Cheeky knows howvto get in here but she can't be the only one - I think she's left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superramfan is trying to get in but he's incoherent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help help I'm stuck in here....can anyone help.me ;

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sis Sis don't desert me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nooooo that's all Jez's JD finished. Fook it have to finsh off the Tequila next hic hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Tequila is nice....now orange juice and grenadine. ...et voila Tequila Surise....oi who turned the lights out? Hic hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This tequila is going down too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm leaving at 200... im using a broken JD bottle to dig myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey the drains are blicked with used condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sent myself a message....I'm cracking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've escaped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just popped back to one for luck and let you know YeOldeWitchDoc has left the building too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I left my marbles in here last night...nope not here. I think I've lost my marbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope Still can't find my marbles and Tosh's aren't here either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just found Mrs F and Classy Laydee flaked out in flagrante in one of the beds

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