FabSwingers.com forum: condom slogans

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

had this joke sent to me & popped it on one of the joke threads.

wondered how many old ad slogans we can remember & put a joke too!

to get us going

Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms & kept their own name.

-Tesco Condoms, Every Little helps.

-Nike Condoms, Just Do It.

-Peugeot Condoms, The Ride Of Your Life.

-KFC Condoms, Finger Licking Good.

-Duracell Condoms, Just Keep Going & Going & Going.

-Pringles Condoms, Once You Pop You Can't Stop.

-Burger King Condoms, Home Of The Whopper.

-Andrex Condoms, Soft Strong & Very Long.

-Mcdonald's Condoms, I'm Loving it.

-Polo Condoms, The One With The Hole.. OH FUCK!

-Timex condoms, take a licking but keep on ticking

-BMW condoms, The ultimate driving Machine

-Radio times condoms, If it's on it's in

-Tango condoms, You know when you've been tango'd

-Carlsberg condoms, Probably the best shag in the world

-Courage ale condoms, it's what your right arms for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or, crib of the slogan they use for sun worshipers...slip, slap, slop....

slip on a condom

slap it in

it catches the slops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember jiffy condoms?

said on the box

come in a jiffy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"remember jiffy condoms?

said on the box

come in a jiffy lol"

personally always preffered to cum in a Virgin! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how true this is,but apparently there was once a condom vendor here by the name,justin casey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l'oreal...because you're worth it

on the leaflet inside : here comes the science bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually Carlsberg condoms would be supplied complete with 3 nymphmaniac supermodels ........ If Carsberg made condoms.

Mr Whippy - Buy me and Stop One

Thankfully Wrigleys don't make them because it's the worst chewing gum I have ever tasted

I don't know what all the fuss is about really cos my Dad says they don't work

I did like the baby T shirst on sale that say

"Dad says he only wanted a Blow Job"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh crikey...the one that was released to encourage folk to eat eggs "GO TO WORK ON AN EGG"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"remember jiffy condoms?

said on the box

come in a jiffy lol

personally always preffered to cum in a Virgin! lol

lol your on the wrong site if you after one of them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"remember jiffy condoms?

said on the box

come in a jiffy lol

personally always preffered to cum in a Virgin! lol

lol your on the wrong site if you after one of them lol

you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe"

yeah its called ebay you have to bid for it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you mean theres a site for virgins omg surely they dont do monthly subscriptions - back to the Pringles slogan hehehe

yeah its called ebay you have to bid for it lol"

just had a look on eBay n all I can see is a model virgin train & a flight in a hot air ballon!

Better clear my Internet history - don't want to be accused by Gary glitter!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safestyle condoms - you buy one you get one free ... I say, you buy one, you get one free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CompareTheCondom.com

no it's not a real link mods please dont ban me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boddingtons condoms - The cream of Manchester!

Burger King condoms - The home of the whopper

Del Monte condoms - The man from Del Monte says yes ... YES ... YESSSSS!!!

Dr Pepper condoms - What's the worst that can happen? Oh fuck!!

Gillette condoms - The best a man can get

Greggs condoms - Ready when you are

Guinness condoms - Good things cum to those who wait

Irn Bru condoms - Made in Scotland from girders (extra safe sex!!)

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

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By *ll of a QuiverCouple
over a year ago

Douglas

Heineken condoms - Reaches the parts others can't reach

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mushroom condosm - Wow, how did you get that to fit?

Answer : Lengths of string with each condom purchased.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mushroom condosm - Wow, how did you get that to fit?

Answer : Lengths of string with each condom purchased."

mushroom condoms, for best growth keep in a dark, damp position

burger king - have it your way

maxwell house - good to the last drop

memorex - is it live or is it memorex

perdue chicken - it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

M & M's - melts in your mouth not in your hand

esso - put a tiger in your hand

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Arriva Fab condoms - it may be a bumpy ride, hell, we may not always turn up, we may have to toss you off, but hey, have a ride with us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opal Fruit condoms - made to make your eyes water!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cillet; goes with a bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mars bar condoms work,rest and play

dfs condoms gives a bigger choice

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Erm bit tounge in cheek - not to cause any offence

Titanic condoms.

All hands on dick. Women & children first.

Pepsi condoms.

Take the 'Pepsi' challange

Blacpool Pleasure Beach

ride the BIG one

The lottery

it could be you

star trek

to boldly go where no man has gone before 'geeks' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Febreze Condoms - Eliminates odours AND freshens

Mastercard Condoms - for all they stop... priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alka Setlzer Condoms - plop, plop, jizz, jizz, oh what a releif it is!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Alka Setlzer Condoms - plop, plop, jizz, jizz, oh what a releif it is!"

Poundland condoms - every condom comes packed with a pound of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Poundland condoms - every condom comes packed with a pound of meat

Would they come with a money back guarantee??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John smiths condoms.... Aviiit!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" Poundland condoms - every condom comes packed with a pound of meat

Would they come with a money back guarantee??

Only in the event of finding a Chipolata.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Would the slogans be on the condoms? You could watch the message get bigger before your eyes, so you don't have to stop to get your reading glasses

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