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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im out so ill record it,its always best at the start when you get the worst auditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooh I'll be watching.

man that means it's almost Christmas!!

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

I'd sooner watch paint dry. It's much more exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One to avoid!

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Oh god I think Diamond made me watch that once when I was visiting.....or it might have been another one.....confused of cheshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if ever there was a valid reason to put ones foot through the tv this is it.complete and utter garbage

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"oooooh I'll be watching.

man that means it's almost Christmas!!

Bugger off lol, I've still my summer holiday to take!!!

And no, I wont be watching....I have a meet

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

I'd sooner watch paint dry. It's much more exciting"

I dont mind emulsion but gloss does nothing for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

I'd sooner watch paint dry. It's much more exciting

I dont mind emulsion but gloss does nothing for me"

Satin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

il be watchin it!!! the run up to christmas starts now!!! i feel ill.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

I'd sooner watch paint dry. It's much more exciting

I dont mind emulsion but gloss does nothing for me

Satin?

oooh now youre getting kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scripted, unadulterated pap.

Wheeling out the bewildered and deluded to be laughed at by the masses.

It's like the victorian freakshows never went away*

*Ricky Gervais

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the run up to christmas starts now!!! "

It does doesn't it?

When X factor finishes it's Christmas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the run up to christmas starts now!!!

It does doesn't it?

When X factor finishes it's Christmas!"

its actually scary to think about! x

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Wheeling out the bewildered and deluded to be laughed at by the masses.

It's like the victorian freakshows never went away"

Excuse me!! We have as much right to be on this site as you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm square, yes not a rectangle most definitely square.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'm square, yes not a rectangle most definitely square. "

Is that your audition?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

He he he, i got get blamed for starting the first xfactor thread this year. Have to say i cant believe how quick the time has flown. There goes diamonds saturday night shags until christmas

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"He he he, i got get blamed for starting the first xfactor thread this year. Have to say i cant believe how quick the time has flown. There goes diamonds saturday night shags until christmas"

Ahhhh so it was that one you made me watch lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"He he he, i got get blamed for starting the first xfactor thread this year. Have to say i cant believe how quick the time has flown. There goes diamonds saturday night shags until christmas

Ahhhh so it was that one you made me watch lol"

It was in deedy lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm square, yes not a rectangle most definitely square. "

Would you like a long bit on the side?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will most definitely be square.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way this government is going I'll be working til I'm 70, so I can't afford to kill of my grey cells watching the deluded dreamers embarrass themselves!

Lunch with my daughter and her boyfriend in Greenwich and get together in the evening with friends.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Saturday 7.25

Be there or be square

What a good excuse to go out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that Spartacus has finished on Bravo it's the next best thing.

Being entertained by the suffering of others.......sometimes the performers,sometimes the audience!

XXXX

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

so glad i dont get ITV on my freeview box

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Never watched it, never will

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

T minus 30 minutes and counting

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"so glad i dont get ITV on my freeview box

Dont you get normal channels on your television?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak"

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank the lord for the internet & an off button on the tv lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

bottle of pop is just as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have profiteroles and chocolate sauce defrosting and about to send Mr into the kitchen to refresh my drinky

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive got pringles, humous and diet oh and my fags of cause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

I got 24 pint bottles of Bulmers cider from ASDA for 20quid

Normally I drink ASDA cheap cider, but given the 1st X factor of the series I thought I'd splash out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

bottle of pop is just as good

Yeah rite - course it is

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

I got 24 pint bottles of Bulmers cider from ASDA for 20quid

Normally I drink ASDA cheap cider, but given the 1st X factor of the series I thought I'd splash out

fuck me you gonna drink 24 pints in 90minutes thats some going

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Its the only way to numb the pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T minus 30 minutes and counting

Im getting prepared as we speak

fags snacks and a wee bottle?

no alcohol

keeping of it now

I got 24 pint bottles of Bulmers cider from ASDA for 20quid

Normally I drink ASDA cheap cider, but given the 1st X factor of the series I thought I'd splash out

fuck me you gonna drink 24 pints in 90minutes thats some going"

Naaa I'm gonna keep a couple for the Xtra Factor on ITV3

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

really do need to get out, or find another tv station at least

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

there is no escape K has taken control of the handset

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"there is no escape K has taken control of the handset

Course there's no escape - it's two against one tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xfactor Idiots - The Irish are so embarassed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWwW_DYmxEw

Paddy xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"there is no escape K has taken control of the handset

Course there's no escape - it's two against one tonight

and control of our guest - what hope is there for a decent clean living guy?

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

OMG Jahm

.....i think i peed myself alittle there :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG Jahm

.....i think i peed myself alittle there :P

I had high hopes for them too lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Bugger, when they said that was the end of the road for that spice

girl it was the end of the programme - damn and drat I was wrong!

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

Jesus....did anyone catch that glimpse of what was t come. The girl proper smacked mer mate full ball in the face.

Cant wait for that one :D

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

is it over yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

releaaaaaase me, releaaaaase her, mercy *growl*

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"is it over yet?"
i dont know i wont look

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I nearly fell of the bed laughing at the gay guy, the group jahm i agree had high hopes the girl who sang at last talked a good talk, my favourite was the scotish girl who sang true colours. As for the woman at the end who sang/shouted/spoke mercy i have no comment or words to describe her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nearly fell of the bed laughing at the gay guy, the group jahm i agree had high hopes the girl who sang at last talked a good talk, my favourite was the scotish girl who sang true colours. As for the woman at the end who sang/shouted/spoke mercy i have no comment or words to describe her"

That was hilarious ... and the way they just let her carry on and on and on ....

.... and on and on

and then she admitted she'd forgotten her words pmsl!!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

Which one was she then

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

She was fab....not that i meant to watch it....the tv remote was the other end of the sofa....couldnt change the channel

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

She was fab....not that i meant to watch it....the tv remote was the other end of the sofa....couldnt change the channel

Must of slept through that cause i didnt here anyone sing creep lol or maybe i was still laughing at the gay guy

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

She was fab....not that i meant to watch it....the tv remote was the other end of the sofa....couldnt change the channel

Must of slept through that cause i didnt here anyone sing creep lol or maybe i was still laughing at the gay guy"

she was the one simon didnt want to sing the song she had picked, got her to list what she could do...and she did creep...brilliant

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Holly Burns to win.........

I've never heard 'Creep' sung like that!

FABulous

She was fab....not that i meant to watch it....the tv remote was the other end of the sofa....couldnt change the channel

Must of slept through that cause i didnt here anyone sing creep lol or maybe i was still laughing at the gay guy

she was the one simon didnt want to sing the song she had picked, got her to list what she could do...and she did creep...brilliant

missed that somehow the only one i saw that simon asked to change song was the etta james one

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol"

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that"

I missed her as well.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it"

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

Tis still X-Factor you old trout!!!!

Stop making me look bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

phewwwwwwwwwww. I was worried

thanks for letting me know.

thought I was losing it. xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

Tis still X-Factor you old trout!!!!

Stop making me look bad

Dont need me to make you look bad sweety lmao

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

phewwwwwwwwwww. I was worried

thanks for letting me know.

thought I was losing it. xx

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"was near the end...not the madonna bird lol

now i got to watch the whole programme again as i missed something lol god knows how i managed that

I missed her as well.

Lol thought i was loosing my marbles as i never took my eyes of it

me too.. altho when the scottish gay guy brought shame on the motherland.. i popped burning pokers in my eyes.. so may have been distracted

Its ok clive, she wasnt on xfactor she was on xfactor 2 on the other side after they where just feeding us dud information

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck....i must have somehow shifted along the sofa and changed channel by mistake....cos i wasnt watching it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought I was losing it. xx

I still got it. I is chuffed

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm now watching Sky 137

100 greatest kids TV shows.

Fuck me......... I'm bloody old!

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