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Tips for a Domestic Goddess.................

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Delia's Way

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.

The Real Woman's Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for goodness sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way

Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way

If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.'

Delia's Way

Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way

It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way

Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way

Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman's Way

left over wine???? Helllloooo!!

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I don't think she knows anything about left-over wine either.She normally gets to the bottom of the bottle, then just grabs a radio mic and starts yelling at football fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funniest thing I have ever seen on here

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Delia would you?

Something about that bob and fringe and the 1970/ Margot that makes you think

Car keys in the avocado dip

Love it .. Like left over wine .. HELLO. The words may be english but we have never seen them arranged in that order

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