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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'

Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'

It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!

So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wholeheartedly agree.

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By *aidtobespankedCouple
over a year ago

Chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'

Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'

It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!

So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! "

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

And before anyone says this is a dig a single guys it's not! I've had these messages from every demographic on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tell them the truth....It soon sorts out those that want to chat and those just looking for a quick Leg over!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'

Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'

It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!

So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! "
I always thought you did glide round your house in red undies and high heels

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

Generally I just delete those without reading them. I used to reply but takes up too much time in chat with a person I have no interest in meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well maybe today I should do my housework in knickers and high heels lol

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"A question I get asked a lot from people I've never spoken to on here before is 'hey how was your night'

Now I expect that question from my mum or sister but I'm thinking the senders expect a reply like 'it was a steamy night of fucking etc' and not the brutal reality of 'I was in bed at 8.30 wearing fleecy pajamas with a cuppa of tea watching TV and trying to dodge the flailing arm in plaster of a 3 year old'

It's like the 'fancy a meet now' messages from new people like I sit around my house 24/7 waxed, hair perfect, dresses in stockings and suspenders and heels ready to fly out the door like lightening when someone beckons!!

So the fantasy is far better than the reality.... Haha!! I always thought you did glide round your house in red undies and high heels"

I can't walk in those red shoes! Wore them to my first ever swingers party and they got abandoned and chucked under a table after half hour!! Haha!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"Well maybe today I should do my housework in knickers and high heels lol "

Maybe we could have a knickers and high heels day not today though, I've got an exercise class, a gym visit and ie gotta go to town and my lads nursery Xmas party..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat in my onesie I.look so far from sexy.as you can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And before anyone says this is a dig a single guys it's not! I've had these messages from every demographic on here. "

awwww c'mon - we will pick you up in half hour - xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is possible that it was just a genuine enquiry lol.....just a way of starting a conversation.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Whilst those messages generally get deleted straight away now I have in the past regaled long detailed stories of cat sick, painting ceilings, broken ovens, removing dog hair from suits, blocked drains and excitement about biscuits being on offer at Asda.

The unsexier the truth the less likely it is they'll keep pestering for some wank fodder fantasy material.

The truth works!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell them. My nights are usually boring and theirs probably was too. We can find something else to chat about sometimes,if not then so be it. Back to playing Angry birds

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Well maybe today I should do my housework in knickers and high heels lol "

Would you like a hand with your feather duster?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I get it, too. Guys always seem to think I'm glammed up. I'll send a reply, saying I'm at work and get a message asking what my boss thinks to what I'm wearing

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"And before anyone says this is a dig a single guys it's not! I've had these messages from every demographic on here. "

Those demographic people are worse than single guys !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is one of those questions that does grind on me a bit, especially after like the 50th time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat in my onesie I.look so far from sexy.as you can get "

I bet you are looking as close to sexy as is possible without actually turning into a sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sat in my onesie I.look so far from sexy.as you can get

I bet you are looking as close to sexy as is possible without actually turning into a sex. "
hardly but thank you x

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