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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

are you a Single guy then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do I look like one Hunni lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I look like one Hunni lol"

Detatable

No you dont

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmsl

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol

are you a Single guy then "

LMAO @ this

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but did you know that after 7 weeks all ya bits drop off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good news two weeks left and kids go back to school and we can get back to normal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but did you know that after 7 weeks all ya bits drop off? "

Think thats already started lol

And swingershaz, it's got nothing to do with school holday, my kids are grown, just can't find anyone who actually turns up to do the deed !!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

has it started healing yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No toys at home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or shower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Toys yeah but sometimes only the real thing will do

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


" Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but did you know that after 7 weeks all ya bits drop off?

Think thats already started lol

And swingershaz, it's got nothing to do with school holday, my kids are grown, just can't find anyone who actually turns up to do the deed !!!! "

would an age change HELP,, go for older guys like over 39,,, just a thought it may HELP YOU,,,cough,cough,,

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i know a lot of females,who go six weeks without sex.but those nuns are frustrated c***.

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"i know a lot of females,who go six weeks without sex.but those nuns are frustrated c***. "

ha,ha,, you,ll never get to heaven ,,ha,ha

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

The buses on strike?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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would an age change HELP,, go for older guys like over 39,,, just a thought it may HELP YOU,,,cough,cough,,"

Guys my age or older do absolutely nothing for me Hun no disrespect

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i know a lot of females,who go six weeks without sex.but those nuns are frustrated c***.

ha,ha,, you,ll never get to heaven ,,ha,ha "

all the people i want to meet,will be in hell anyway.

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"i know a lot of females,who go six weeks without sex.but those nuns are frustrated c***.

ha,ha,, you,ll never get to heaven ,,ha,ha

all the people i want to meet,will be in hell anyway. "

and me im no saint,,ha,ha,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Six weeks about to turn into seven, give it another week and I'll go to take holy orders, anyone got a spare habit size 18/20 lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Six weeks about to turn into seven, give it another week and I'll go to take holy orders, anyone got a spare habit size 18/20 lol"

I've got some dirty habits i could share with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PMSL Mushroom

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And if i did, we did, you wouldn't be waiting 6/7 weeks again i can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish you luck, and you'd probably need it, as you are not what I would consider a good meet prospect, not being able to travel too far, can't accommodate, and can't contribute towards hotel cost etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

thats you f*cked then...or not according to other posters...lmao

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

in less than 6 weeks we will be on holiday woooooo hoooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i went for 2 years without sex the last year i was married and the year after seperating ...ive just checked ...all me bits are intact... and i seem to have grown some ears ...................

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Trust me you would be amazed how long you can go without sex, 6 weeks, 6 months 6 years and the rest!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

I oncew went eleven years.......through choice and when the drought ended........kinell.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Six weeks without a shag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry just wanted to get that of my chest lol"

OMG shock horror. Have you been in hospital?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Trust me you would be amazed how long you can go without sex, 6 weeks, 6 months 6 years and the rest!!!!!!!!!"

Tell me about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I oncew went eleven years.......through choice and when the drought ended........kinell..... "

OMG 11 years ......really ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao

I oncew went eleven years.......through choice and when the drought ended........kinell..... "

OMG 11 years ......really ????

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years. "

what ??? your first 17 years ????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years.

what ??? your first 17 years ????"

Yeah, i waited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years.

what ??? your first 17 years ????

Yeah, i waited."

theres a brain in here..... i was thinking outside the box ...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years.

what ??? your first 17 years ????

Yeah, i waited.

theres a brain in here..... i was thinking outside the box ... "

and there's me been thinking inside the box ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Eleven years is nothing.

I once went 17 years.

what ??? your first 17 years ????

Yeah, i waited.

theres a brain in here..... i was thinking outside the box ...

and there's me been thinking inside the box ever since"

u on my wavelength!!!! not many are ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In that case I went 19y without!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a single mum after my youngest was born I gave up sex for three years until conditions improve and guess what im still waiting but now having the time of my life until they do.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"i went for 2 years without sex the last year i was married and the year after seperating ...ive just checked ...all me bits are intact... and i seem to have grown some ears ..................."
There should be a health warning on the side of the rampant rabbits that to much use can make you grow ears!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish you luck, and you'd probably need it, as you are not what I would consider a good meet prospect, not being able to travel too far, can't accommodate, and can't contribute towards hotel cost etc... "

My accommodation situation has only just happened as I used a friends flat to meet in but she died, I can't travel that far because I have to use public transport as I had to give up driving and I am on disablement benefits, which is why hotel costs are out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the prospective gents have to work around your domestic arrangements, and be fit and atheletic, and you won't play at the back of a vehicle...

As I said, good luck, as you certainly need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i went for 2 years without sex the last year i was married and the year after seperating ...ive just checked ...all me bits are intact... and i seem to have grown some ears ................... There should be a health warning on the side of the rampant rabbits that to much use can make you grow ears! "

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Ears won't grow, however, the calf and thigh muscles will be extremely toned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case I went 19y without! "

blimey pearl you were a good girl?? ... 13 yrs for me( but in my defence your honour i grew up in a small village,lots of farmers sons !!!) ... now its show and tell time !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In that case I went 19y without!

blimey pearl you were a good girl?? ... 13 yrs for me( but in my defence your honour i grew up in a small village,lots of farmers sons !!!) ... now its show and tell time !!!! "

.

I was at a boarding school, and I kind of promised myself I would study hard to get good grades in order to go to uni.

I went to a gathering for scientists shortly before starting uni in Sep 84, met someone, lost my virginity, and the rest is history they say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but i have to agree with Pearl, if i were a bloke and didnt get bored halfway through your profile and actually got to the end then i dont think i would bother either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry but i have to agree with Pearl, if i were a bloke and didnt get bored halfway through your profile and actually got to the end then i dont think i would bother either. "

I have plenty of interest believe me, it's just trying to be able to arrange meet places, as I said I had a place until my friend passed, the only problem I used to have was getting out to play once or twice a month and at least my profile says everthing it needs to say and I have been complimented on it

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