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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently some Bloke in India was killed when his Mobile Phone blew up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Blimey that must of been one hell of a sex line he was ringing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey that must of been one hell of a sex line he was ringing"

I thought it was a Joke but it's on Google

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Blimey that must of been one hell of a sex line he was ringing

I thought it was a Joke but it's on Google "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought it was a Joke but it's on Google "

Well Kev, if it's on the t'internet it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What make and model? Might treat the boss to one for xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mission impossible goes to India

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was a Joke but it's on Google

Well Kev, if it's on the t'internet it must be true "

of course it must I meant someone told me and oh borrocks it doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mobile phone in question was a Nokia 1209

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

What a crap excuse for not turning up for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably used a snide battery that he bought from Ebay India

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he had it on vibrate?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder if he had it on vibrate?!! "

Its only girls that use vibrate!!

After the latest incident, the Shin Min Daily News published advice for consumers on how to avoid mobile phone explosions. The tips included:

- Always use original batteries. Be sure that batteries by the manufacturer are meant for your mobile phone. (AND NOT YOUR RAMPANT RABBIT)

- Never modify your phone (THAT INCLUDES CRYSTAL CASES)

- Always use original battery chargers (GET THEM FROM 'WERTHERS-ORIGINALS.US)

- Do not expose your mobile phone to high temperatures, and avoid exposing it to direct sunlight (ONLY CALL AT 3AM STOOD OUTSIDE YOUR NEIGHBOURS BEDROOM WINDOW ON A PAIR OF WELL EARTHED LADDERS)

- Avoid long phone conversations (GIRLS THAT MEANS YOU TOO)

- Do not make or answer calls when the phone is charging (WATCH THOSE FREE MINS THEN USE SOMEONE ELSES & RUN UP THIER BILL INSTEAD)

- Try to keep your phone in a bag instead of in a pocket (THAT MEANS YOU TOO GUYS - BAGSFORMEN.UK.COM)

- Do not use damaged batteries (THAT MEANS YOU TOYOTA)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I wonder if he had it on vibrate?!!

Its only girls that use vibrate!!

After the latest incident, the Shin Min Daily News published advice for consumers on how to avoid mobile phone explosions. The tips included:

- Always use original batteries. Be sure that batteries by the manufacturer are meant for your mobile phone. (AND NOT YOUR RAMPANT RABBIT)

- Never modify your phone (THAT INCLUDES CRYSTAL CASES)

- Always use original battery chargers (GET THEM FROM 'WERTHERS-ORIGINALS.US)

- Do not expose your mobile phone to high temperatures, and avoid exposing it to direct sunlight (ONLY CALL AT 3AM STOOD OUTSIDE YOUR NEIGHBOURS BEDROOM WINDOW ON A PAIR OF WELL EARTHED LADDERS)

- Avoid long phone conversations (GIRLS THAT MEANS YOU TOO)

- Do not make or answer calls when the phone is charging (WATCH THOSE FREE MINS THEN USE SOMEONE ELSES & RUN UP THIER BILL INSTEAD)

- Try to keep your phone in a bag instead of in a pocket (THAT MEANS YOU TOO GUYS - BAGSFORMEN.UK.COM)

- Do not use damaged batteries (THAT MEANS YOU TOYOTA)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what every one's on today but you lot have been cracking me up!

Thanks one and all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he probably on 3 and this is the new way of penalising you when you dont renew your contract!! x

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