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I'm on the train.......going to the Christmas do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On my way to the work Christmas lunch.

It's a small do really but I'm still excited, anybody got any great Christmas do tales, triumphs or disasters.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"On my way to the work Christmas lunch.

It's a small do really but I'm still excited, anybody got any great Christmas do tales, triumphs or disasters. "
Yes, many moons ago I got my boss pissed on Tequila shots, he was throwing up in the loo for the latter part of the night and we had to call his wife so she could come and pick him up....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I had a female colleague sit on my lap. That was about it really. A 30 second thrill for her. A 4 hour one for me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I had a female colleague sit on my lap. That was about it really. A 30 second thrill for her. A 4 hour one for me. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pure brilliant by the way.

I was once rather tired and emotional, when the good ladies came to pick us up, I was telling my friends wife how much I loved her. To be fair, she shared the same name as my good lady who was stood next to her.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My manager at a place I used to work in fell into a fountain in the restaurant and started crying...that night we also went through £350 worth of booze

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

On a different works do, we ended up with one heart attack, one broken wrist and an Asthma attack!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My manager at a place I used to work in fell into a fountain in the restaurant and started crying...that night we also went through £350 worth of booze "
What did everyone elses bill come to?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

At the same work do, some fucker was sick on my shoes, I was not a happy bunny!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

out christmas do was a very restrained lunch, my colleague, one of our board members and myself... the most potent drink consumed was a coffee! Yup, we're rock and roll... but not worth any risks with the lower scottish drink drive limits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"out christmas do was a very restrained lunch, my colleague, one of our board members and myself... the most potent drink consumed was a coffee! Yup, we're rock and roll... but not worth any risks with the lower scottish drink drive limits."

That's why the train it is for me. First pint is about 15 mins away.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"I had a female colleague sit on my lap. That was about it really. A 30 second thrill for her. A 4 hour one for me. "

30 seconds? what have I told you about boasting Brightonsteve?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"My manager at a place I used to work in fell into a fountain in the restaurant and started crying...that night we also went through £350 worth of booze What did everyone elses bill come to? "

£1.50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my Girlfriend(now my Wife)to a works do in the mid 90's She arrived late as she had been working in a LBD and promptly told me she was wearing no knickers. Need less to say she was whisked off to a toilet cubicle and fucked sensless leaning aginst the wall from behind with her dress pulled up round her waist... Happy Days xxx

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"At the same work do, some fucker was sick on my shoes, I was not a happy bunny! "

Sometimes I hate being the responsibile one of my group of mates.

One night, after cleaning up three separate ninnies from repeat spewing and shoes surviving unscathed the first two,I looked down to discover my favourite knee high suede boots were redecorated.

Mucho disgruntled.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"At the same work do, some fucker was sick on my shoes, I was not a happy bunny!

Sometimes I hate being the responsibile one of my group of mates.

One night, after cleaning up three separate ninnies from repeat spewing and shoes surviving unscathed the first two,I looked down to discover my favourite knee high suede boots were redecorated.

Mucho disgruntled."
Oh god no! My shoes were red suede.....nightmare to get vomit out of!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

At a few I've struck mines. I'll go and chat to the other halfs that are being ignored by everyone, as I don't like people to feel left out. On one night, I received a five minute monologue from one guy with dodgy racial theories and another from a husband with questionable views on pretty much everything.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Just got off the tube for a work meeting in the city.

There's a 'do' afterwards at 3 that no doubt all those that work at head office will be getting trashed at and making twats of themselves, running up an obscene bar bill.

I'm doing a bunk at 5, might do a bit of shopping before jumping on a train home.

Rock and roll!

A

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts


"At the same work do, some fucker was sick on my shoes, I was not a happy bunny!

Sometimes I hate being the responsibile one of my group of mates.

One night, after cleaning up three separate ninnies from repeat spewing and shoes surviving unscathed the first two,I looked down to discover my favourite knee high suede boots were redecorated.

Mucho disgruntled.Oh god no! My shoes were red suede.....nightmare to get vomit out of! "

I had to bin mine

Still looking for the perfect replacements.

Thats my excuse, anyway

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to work for a small builders merchants and the lads where all a laugh, I was the only girl upstairs in the office. The boss bought us all a present then took us to the pub. He got us silly presents for the pub, mine was a bra about a JJ cup I ended up wearing it over my clothes last I saw of it the boss was wearing it on his head tied under his chin like a bonnet

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I got pissed at a Christmas do once at sat and told the boss what a complete arsehole he was!! Fortunately for me he actually decided I had balls for telling him and instead of my P45 in January I got a raise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I'm a bit early, pint number two and the others aren't here yet.

Hope I don't throw up on anyone's shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go to office parties anymore.

Been there, done that.

These people aren't friends.

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