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What was the last fib you told?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I told my mother I had remembered to send a Christmas card to my great aunt...I haven't.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

"

Well you must have fibbed...everyone does don't they?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

Well you must have fibbed...everyone does don't they? "

can't actually remember the last fib or maybe I'm fibbing about that

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. "
And what was the real reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I promise I wont cum in your mouth !

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yes I promise I wont cum in your mouth !"
Oh that old chestnut.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. "

Oops actually that's a lie, lol. I rang he fracture clinic this morning and told them my phone had been playing up and I was worried that I had missed their call to make my sons appointment. My phone is fine, she did make me an appointment while I was on the phone though so it was worth it.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?"

It's dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

"

It's massive, how could you forget it was there?!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?

It's dead. "

Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?

It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. "

I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?

It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.

I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. "

Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

It's massive, how could you forget it was there?! "

cause I'm a bit thick like that

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory

It's massive, how could you forget it was there?! cause I'm a bit thick like that

"

Now that's a fib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last fib I told was this one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.

She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.

She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.

"

Well that's not a lie!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"The last fib I told was this one... "
that I'd packed everything and that leaving my hat was an oversight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here.

She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping.

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Was that a fib though? Were you having a perve at the pictures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been telling a few lately. I don't usually but my brain can't cope with questions questions questions

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?

It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.

I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?"

He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fib

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I never fib "
Fibber!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I told work im going away for a week so they know why I've not answerd the phone

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I told work im going away for a week so they know why I've not answerd the phone "
That's terrible, you should be ashamed of yourself.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We all lie, many times a day, even to ourselves.

I probably couldn't remember my last, though I was just with some elderly relatives, and something or other popped out of my mouth, but it was unimportant, and just kept things evenly smooth. I think I slightly distorted my recent spending downwards.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Telling a driver he'll be back by 6 when i knew full well it'd be at least 7.30. He had to go to Preston.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?

It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy.

I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?

He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X"

Replace it with another guinea pig

Hope poor lad gets well soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I don't eat pies while at football matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling a customer that a supplier had failed to deliver when in fact said package was on a shelf behind me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"That I don't eat pies while at football matches "
that was so fucking funny

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

That her profile didn't make her sound a pretentious cock hungry beatch.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"That I don't eat pies while at football matches that was so fucking funny

"

Oh yes it was poor fucker....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yes I've read the terms and conditions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I don't eat pies while at football matches that was so fucking funny

Oh yes it was poor fucker.... "

Santa's bringing me an S.A.S mask for xmas so im sorted now

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By *in with a GrinMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I wont cum on your sisters tits!

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