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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory " Well you must have fibbed...everyone does don't they? | |||
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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory Well you must have fibbed...everyone does don't they? " can't actually remember the last fib or maybe I'm fibbing about that | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. " And what was the real reason? | |||
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"yes I promise I wont cum in your mouth !" Oh that old chestnut. | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. " Oops actually that's a lie, lol. I rang he fracture clinic this morning and told them my phone had been playing up and I was worried that I had missed their call to make my sons appointment. My phone is fine, she did make me an appointment while I was on the phone though so it was worth it. | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason?" It's dead. | |||
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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory " It's massive, how could you forget it was there?! | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason? It's dead. " Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason? It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. " I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason? It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. " Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping? | |||
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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory It's massive, how could you forget it was there?! " cause I'm a bit thick like that | |||
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"That there's not a John lewis in Leicester, not really a fib just a shitty memory It's massive, how could you forget it was there?! cause I'm a bit thick like that " Now that's a fib. | |||
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"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here. She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping. " Well that's not a lie! | |||
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"The last fib I told was this one... " that I'd packed everything and that leaving my hat was an oversight? | |||
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"Mother in law called to pick something up as I was mooching around on here. She saw I was on laptop and asked if I was looking at anything interesting...I said no, just window shopping. " Was that a fib though? Were you having a perve at the pictures? | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason? It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping?" He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X | |||
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"I told work im going away for a week so they know why I've not answerd the phone " That's terrible, you should be ashamed of yourself. | |||
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"That the guinea pig was missing from the cage because it was 'poorly' on Sunday morning. And what was the real reason? It's dead. Fuck, that's a lie not a fib, you naughty woman, wicked mummy. I would of told him the truth but I know he will get upset and the poor kids already had a shitty week with having his arm in plaster, once we've been over the fracture clinic Monday and hopefully his arms out of plaster I'll break the news to him. Oh I had forgotten that, not such a wicked mummy then, poor little man, how is he coping? He's fed up. He's ok with It in the day but at night where he's such a fidgety sleeper it's really pissing him off coz he can't turn over or anything properly. I'm just praying that it's not gonna get taken out of the temp cast and put in a full one on Monday for 6 weeks. He's just tired where he's getting disturbed so much at night. X" Replace it with another guinea pig Hope poor lad gets well soon! | |||
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"That I don't eat pies while at football matches " that was so fucking funny | |||
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"That I don't eat pies while at football matches that was so fucking funny " Oh yes it was poor fucker.... | |||
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"That I don't eat pies while at football matches that was so fucking funny Oh yes it was poor fucker.... " Santa's bringing me an S.A.S mask for xmas so im sorted now | |||
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