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In the morning...how do you like to prepare for the day?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are you a racing round like a nutter type of person? Do you hit snooze several times? Have a leisurely breakfast? Something else?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Get out of bed and watch the news / the internet for about and hour, throw some gear on, wash brush and all that shit, then go to work

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Get out of bed and watch the news / the internet for about and hour, throw some gear on, wash brush and all that shit, then go to work"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee ,ciggie,shower take dog out,then into my studio n throw paint arounnd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my time. I can start work when I want so I just potter about till I'm ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at first alarm most of the time, straight to the shower, clothes and out the door.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

School mornings... I set my alarm early enough so I can snooze a few times. At the moment, normally text someone special whilst still under the covers, then get up. If there is time, shower before waking son - sort his breakfast. If we're later than we should be its wake him, breakfast and shower while he eats. Sort him out for school, get dressed. Walk him to school, come home, coffee and breakfast.

More organised if I am working, less if its a weekend, when he climbs into my bed for a snuggle, and we sometimes snooze watching a dvd (hes 5)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm goes off 5.50am, snooze for 10mins, dog nudge me at 6, get up, let her out whilst I go the loo, get out to the field for walk at 6.05, meet up with dog walking friends, leave field at 7, get dressed, cycle to work at 7.30

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Moan like fuck. I think my love of the dreaded AM is legendary

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up"
4 cups of tea? High Maintenance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same routine most days...including lots of balling at my son to move his lazy teenage arse

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Get out of bed and watch the news / the internet for about and hour, throw some gear on, wash brush and all that shit, then go to work

This "

Me too ! Slow in the mornings

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Get out of bed and watch the news / the internet for about and hour, throw some gear on, wash brush and all that shit, then go to work

This

Me too ! Slow in the mornings "
I like to sit and chill for a bit, even if its only 10 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill have a wee, brush my teeth, have a shave and then breakfast

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Are you a racing round like a nutter type of person? Do you hit snooze several times? Have a leisurely breakfast? Something else? "

Straight on the computer to answer fan mail on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On an early it is get up, get dressed, get a coffee down my neck. Then cycle to the coach station to get the 03.45 coach to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a copy of emmet's instructions on how to start the day and always be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog coffee fag

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just stare into the mirror for an hour roaring and screaming 'I AM A TIGER!' Then it's off to work totally pumped for the day.

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By *ubik cubeMan
over a year ago

Near Liverpool

Well as I wake up with a ragging hard on, firstly I have to have a wank, then shower, breakfast, teeth, dressed and of to work horney as hell playing snog marry allong on the motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually consists of trying to get my 3 ready for school without them trying to kill each other.... plus trying to get myself ready for work if I am a morning shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit shave and a quicky off the wrist.. beats going to work on an egg!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two or more cups of coffee and a hot shower for me. I like a hr to do that in so if I have to set my alarm clock a little earlier I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing its Boots and 3 jumpers leggings socks pants and a coat and i go over to my stables and a good thing no one see . lol After its a shower or a bath and then I get ready for the day .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up4 cups of tea? High Maintenance! "

I don't function without my tea

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up4 cups of tea? High Maintenance!

I don't function without my tea "
I feel the same about Coffee.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up4 cups of tea? High Maintenance!

I don't function without my tea I feel the same about Coffee. "

I feel the same about Coffee and then a poo, I dont know what it is, until Ive had that I cant do a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the week,

Up at 5:45. Mug of tea.

Run 9 miles into work, shower, breakfast and meetings from 8AM

Weekends are a lie in till 7, then hit the pool.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cup of tea,take my grandson to school,another 3 cups of tea and then I wake up4 cups of tea? High Maintenance!

I don't function without my tea I feel the same about Coffee.

I feel the same about Coffee and then a poo, I dont know what it is, until Ive had that I cant do a thing"
Coffee leads to a poo. Great Laxative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admire willy sticking up, wee, turn computer on look on here ,cup of tea. put the tumble dryer on for the first of what seems like its daily 14 hour shift

walk dog cock dinner go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me. I am mostly relaxed at mornings and wake up as the alarm sounds, then just prepare breakfast and protein shake, then gym time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up at 6, cup of tea, do housework, get kids up at 7.30. We all leave for work/school at 8.10 ish.

Weekends are stay in bed as long as possible (about 8, if the kids are with me, later if they are at their dads)

If I don't do housework in the morning it doesn't get done as I'm too lazy to do it after work, as well as cooking tea and chilling before bed with the kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit the snooze button, stretch, shower, dry my hair, get dressed and out the house all within 30 minutes. Eat breakfast after getting to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower coffee and hope my vision gets back to normal before going out of the door.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

If I'm working , im up at 5.45 and won't do anything until I've had my cup of tea. Cant understand the people who get up to late and then have to rush around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im usually awake before the 6 30 alarm - get a morning text of him just after 6 - so often coffee and toast in bed - bit of forum then up washed and out by 7-15 depending on my shifts of course -

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im usually awake before the 6 30 alarm - get a morning text of him just after 6 - so often coffee and toast in bed - bit of forum then up washed and out by 7-15 depending on my shifts of course - "
Oh I can't eat toast in bed...bloody crumbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only drink about 3 teas a week and maybe one coffee if real coffee .. I like cold drinks maybe just water first thing .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"First thing its Boots and 3 jumpers leggings socks pants and a coat and i go over to my stables and a good thing no one see . lol After its a shower or a bath and then I get ready for the day ."

That's my favourite way to start the day - grab the nearest clothes, go exercise, feed, skip out horses, then come indoors make a cuppa and maybe catch sight of myself in a mirror and laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing i do is have a shower to wake me up then its let the dog out and make lunch for me then off to work. Simple but somehow seems to take ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thing its Boots and 3 jumpers leggings socks pants and a coat and i go over to my stables and a good thing no one see . lol After its a shower or a bath and then I get ready for the day .

That's my favourite way to start the day - grab the nearest clothes, go exercise, feed, skip out horses, then come indoors make a cuppa and maybe catch sight of myself in a mirror and laugh!

"
lol no mirrors until the shower .. I only have 3 in stables rest are out but they come first and me after and the dogs I know they are fine as out there eating the horses carrots . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im usually awake before the 6 30 alarm - get a morning text of him just after 6 - so often coffee and toast in bed - bit of forum then up washed and out by 7-15 depending on my shifts of course - Oh I can't eat toast in bed...bloody crumbs."

messy bugger good tip is a big plate

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im usually awake before the 6 30 alarm - get a morning text of him just after 6 - so often coffee and toast in bed - bit of forum then up washed and out by 7-15 depending on my shifts of course - Oh I can't eat toast in bed...bloody crumbs.

messy bugger good tip is a big plate "
I can barely put one foot in front of T'other when I have just woken up, never mind have to worry about crumbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im usually awake before the 6 30 alarm - get a morning text of him just after 6 - so often coffee and toast in bed - bit of forum then up washed and out by 7-15 depending on my shifts of course - Oh I can't eat toast in bed...bloody crumbs.

messy bugger good tip is a big plate I can barely put one foot in front of T'other when I have just woken up, never mind have to worry about crumbs! "

haha the crumbs only bother you when you get back in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my bollocks, pick my nose, quick squirt of Lynx and off I go.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Scratch my bollocks, pick my nose, quick squirt of Lynx and off I go. "
high maintenence then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very structured

Alarm set for 0610

Check fab, emails, fb whilst coming round

Up at 0630

Get woofters food ready

Get showered

Get dressed

Take woofter for a walk

Make brekkie and a brew

Watch BBC News

Wash pots

Brush teeth

Leave for work 0735/0740

Not that I am a creature of habit or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get up half an hour before I need to then take a peacefull 20 minute dump while browsing these forums and playing games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on what sort of day I have ahead its normally up shower shave and then get dressed. Breakfast then pack my stuff up for the day ahead, I like to leave early so the traffic does not affect my time to much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scratch my bollocks, pick my nose, quick squirt of Lynx and off I go. high maintenence then... "

Yeah... but I'm worth it...

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Scratch my bollocks, pick my nose, quick squirt of Lynx and off I go. high maintenence then...

Yeah... but I'm worth it... "
So I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just been informed that tomorrow morning I don't have to get up. I will wait until everyone has left and drag my fat arse out of bed slowly,and have a cup of tea at my leisure

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have just been informed that tomorrow morning I don't have to get up. I will wait until everyone has left and drag my fat arse out of bed slowly,and have a cup of tea at my leisure "
What about the other three?

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Awake to the decibel tones of either spoglets or alarm, depending which get in there first.

Either hit the snooze button or convince said sproglets it's not wake up time.

Curse snooze button, or give in to the sprogs.whichever comes first.

Stumble downstairs trying to avoid bouncing dog trying to break my neck on stairs.

Get moaned at by hrh the cat that breakfast is late.

Let the dog out, curse leaving dressing gown upstairs.

Find on switch for kettle.

Feed yowling cat, dance round attempting to avoid bouncing dog.convince furries to eat from own bowls.

Make sproglets breakfast,brew tea.

Eject the cat.

Sort days clothes out, clear up food decorated floor.

Convince sproglets it's time to get washed,brush teeth.

Commencement of dressing battle.

Forget tea.

Run round throwing on closest grown up clothes.

Introduce brush to hair. Fling longing look at now cold tea. Wrestle mini octopus into pram,and larger octopus into coat.

Get dirty looks off furry number one.

Get out the door.

Remember it's the weekend and the Oh

turn to get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my hand down Ali's Knickers,then get up after being told "fuck off,no chance" ,get dressed walk the dogs , get back in wake the kids for school, then Make me & Ali a cuppa

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Awake to the decibel tones of either spoglets or alarm, depending which get in there first.

Either hit the snooze button or convince said sproglets it's not wake up time.

Curse snooze button, or give in to the sprogs.whichever comes first.

Stumble downstairs trying to avoid bouncing dog trying to break my neck on stairs.

Get moaned at by hrh the cat that breakfast is late.

Let the dog out, curse leaving dressing gown upstairs.

Find on switch for kettle.

Feed yowling cat, dance round attempting to avoid bouncing dog.convince furries to eat from own bowls.

Make sproglets breakfast,brew tea.

Eject the cat.

Sort days clothes out, clear up food decorated floor.

Convince sproglets it's time to get washed,brush teeth.

Commencement of dressing battle.

Forget tea.

Run round throwing on closest grown up clothes.

Introduce brush to hair. Fling longing look at now cold tea. Wrestle mini octopus into pram,and larger octopus into coat.

Get dirty looks off furry number one.

Get out the door.

Remember it's the weekend and the Oh

turn to get up.

"
Haha brilliant!

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