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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My parents just phoned...and said that my present weighs a ton...any guesses? I did say you didn't have to wrap me up lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pallet of bricks?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A pallet of bricks? "

Possibly

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Bag of sand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pony?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pallet of bricks?

Possibly "

I wouldn't put it past my dad he has a wicked sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large Edam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rocking chair

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A pallet of bricks?

Possibly

I wouldn't put it past my dad he has a wicked sense of humour. "

Nor my dad lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

a new oven?

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne "

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol "

Can't be any worse than I was lol

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

phoning 10 days in advance possibly means they are using a troupe of Sherpas. So I would go with a large tent and oxygen cylinders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a new oven?"
Good thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a sack of coal because you've been very naughty this year

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My oven works now

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It's a sack of coal because you've been very naughty this year "

You think?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My oven works now "

do they know that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My oven works now "

Good news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing machine dish washer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot young guy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your very own fuckbot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee machine with george clooney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hot young guy?? "

He'd be a fat fucker at a ton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wrapped me up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hot young guy??

He'd be a fat fucker at a ton "

Six hot young guys? xx

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"If taken literally a small car weighs a tonne

They wouldn't dare they know what I'm like on the road lol "

it cant be that bad can it ?

youve either got a basket of soaps and smellers for the bathroom or something for the kitchen

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Sack of Soap and Glory?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I 1s bought my son a action man deserter. Funny as fuck when he realised it was an empty box

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A stuffed moose.

The antlers are a fucker to wrap!

A

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