FabSwingers.com forum: Criminal Behaviour

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men that wear Brown Shoes on a first date / meet / anything really.

What things would horrify you on a first date or meet!?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

socks n sandels!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"socks n sandels!!!

That is far worse than brown shoes!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

No teeth in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smart brown shoes with a good pair of faded jeans and a white shirt works pretty well I think.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

No brown in town..

Faded jeans? Matched with rolled up suit sleeves?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"socks n sandels!!!

That is far worse than brown shoes!!!

And im talking jesus creeper sandles too!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear brown shoes

usually with 501's and shirt

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Back to the OP, being met at the door wearing a Babs Windsor negligée

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Men that wear Brown Shoes on a first date / meet / anything really.

What things would horrify you on a first date or meet!?"

no brown shoes on a first date.fucking hell,datings getting to complicated.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"socks n sandels!!!

I would expect that kind of chap to be mor einterested in trains than women...so no fear of first date horror there!

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

"socks n sandels!!!

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Imagine if worn by a lady

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Knee highs and gladiators.. Bad or good?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

If you think brown shoes are a controversial choice, you've not seen my wardrobe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats wrong with brown shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have black shoes and so would be unable to wear brown ones. I am careful to make sure socks match too.

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

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I have a very sporty pair of sandals I wear at a naturist place I goto. But am naked when I have them on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you think brown shoes are a controversial choice, you've not seen my wardrobe!!"

not controversial at all, just wrong!

i don't even think it's an issue to debate

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

guy last night was walking around in a towel....and black socks...just so wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"guy last night was walking around in a towel....and black socks...just so wrong..."

oh lord yes...though, it could have been worse; could have been those white 3/4 length trousers/shorts/trousers no shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe he had a verruca lol but sooo wrong. Bad underwear y fronts up to their nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"maybe he had a verruca lol but sooo wrong. Bad underwear y fronts up to their nipples"

or baggy saggy aged and in tatters (underwear that is)

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

a mans wardrobe should always contain a pair of brown shoes and a pair of black shoes... mine does and i'm happy to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes but you take them off when you have sex not leave them on

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"yes but you take them off when you have sex not leave them on"

of course...otherwise they ruffle up the duvet something rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a very sporty pair of sandals I wear at a naturist place I goto. But am naked when I have them on."

I'd have thoughts wellies were more your thing Harry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too fussed about the colour of the shoes to be frank, as long as they're clean.

The overall impression is far more important, the evidence that he knew he was going to meet a lady and dressed to impress, whatever his personal style maybe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee highs and gladiators.. Bad or good?"

Knee highs - most definately...

Gladiators - definately not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Track suit and trainers

i didnt actually meet a guy once that turned up in a shell suit lol

I dont care what anyone says first impressions do last and i do think what people wear is important

I hate trainers as every day foot wear, they should only be worn for the reason they was invented, even with jeans i think they look scruffy, its always the first thing i look for when i meet a guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men that wear Brown Shoes on a first date / meet / anything really.

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My late father reckoned you should never wear brown shoes south of Perth.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Not so much clothes although I think like others that first impressons are really important

But going on and on and on about your ex'x or your divorce the first time you meet someone is guaranteed to send me into a boredom induced coma with no chance of any rumpy pumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But going on and on and on about your ex'x or your divorce the first time you meet someone is guaranteed to send me into a boredom induced coma with no chance of any rumpy pumpy

Why would anyone seriously do that?!! That does make me laugh!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

i only ever wear light brown dessert boots

sartorial elegance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be someone wearing a burberry hat & asking u is a goff init

* hides in coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But going on and on and on about your ex'x or your divorce the first time you meet someone is guaranteed to send me into a boredom induced coma with no chance of any rumpy pumpy

Some start that nonsense in the second message. Thank goodness for the block button.

I have nooooooo intension of wanting to meet men with gender issues, thank you very much.

Why some feel the need to share perceived grievances regarding their ex is beyond me.

It makes me want to gag and whip them...but not in a good way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

riiigghhht knee highs?? we talkin pop socks here?? anyone under the age of 70 with them on should be shot!! in my personal opinion and no offence to anyone that does! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what they tell me Harry noone would notice your sandals! X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not first date stuff but what is criminal is the amount of guys who fuck at swing parties with their socks on and even with their trousers or jeans around their ankles. What the ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knee highs and gladiators.. Bad or good?

Knee highs - most definately...

Gladiators - definately not!"

Gladiator sandals..hmm would depend on the context..Roman Orgy anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so what about tan/dark brown chelsea type boots I gotta couple of pairs of these and have to say they are pretty wuckin nifty lol.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"not first date stuff but what is criminal is the amount of guys who fuck at swing parties with their socks on and even with their trousers or jeans around their ankles. What the ......"

Yup yup yup!

It i just wrong!

But there are some very nice brown shoes,it depend what you are wearing them with.Yesterdays meet looked as classy as he always does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so what about tan/dark brown chelsea type boots I gotta couple of pairs of these and have to say they are pretty wuckin nifty lol.

I love chelsea boots, they tops in any colour lol with a pair of skinnys

Kinda going for the Noel Fielding look here lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"riiigghhht knee highs?? we talkin pop socks here?? anyone under the age of 70 with them on should be shot!! in my personal opinion and no offence to anyone that does! x

Well we love them... Unless i have the wrong term, the ones that have bows on them and are very opaque

Mrs new in winter wears them with her all saints boots and a dress.. Ohh all saints again... Oh dear we tend to shop in one place at the moment..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"so what about tan/dark brown chelsea type boots I gotta couple of pairs of these and have to say they are pretty wuckin nifty lol.

boots aren't shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No teeth in"

That has got to be turn off number 1!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty fingernails, greasy hair & reeking of fag smoke... yeuchhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"riiigghhht knee highs?? we talkin pop socks here?? anyone under the age of 70 with them on should be shot!! in my personal opinion and no offence to anyone that does! x

Well we love them... Unless i have the wrong term, the ones that have bows on them and are very opaque

Mrs new in winter wears them with her all saints boots and a dress.. Ohh all saints again... Oh dear we tend to shop in one place at the moment.."

very short stockings that stop at the knee and cut circulation off if you have a larger leg! favoured by older ladies and usually in american tan colour! x

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

ely

"I have a very sporty pair of sandals I wear at a naturist place I goto. But am naked when I have them on.

I'd have thoughts wellies were more your thing Harry lol

I keep meaning to get a pair for having snow pics taken in just my wellies but have you seen how much they cost these days!

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By *arryJones1975Man
over a year ago

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"From what they tell me Harry noone would notice your sandals! X x"

I wouldn't believe them until you seen it yourself ha ha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"riiigghhht knee highs?? we talkin pop socks here?? anyone under the age of 70 with them on should be shot!! in my personal opinion and no offence to anyone that does! x

Well we love them... Unless i have the wrong term, the ones that have bows on them and are very opaque

Mrs new in winter wears them with her all saints boots and a dress.. Ohh all saints again... Oh dear we tend to shop in one place at the moment..

very short stockings that stop at the knee and cut circulation off if you have a larger leg! favoured by older ladies and usually in american tan colour! x"

Oooooooh my mum used to wear American tan tights...and she was black! Bless her.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oooooooh my mum used to wear American tan tights...and she was black! Bless her.

Aawwww Sassy that has made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooh my mum used to wear American tan tights...and she was black! Bless her.

Aawwww Sassy that has made me laugh out loud

That was back in the days when American tan was the darkest colour lol!

Never looked back when the added "chocolate" to their range!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

very short stockings that stop at the knee and cut circulation off if you have a larger leg! favoured by older ladies and usually in american tan colour! x"

God no.. Lots of examples in the new photos section here..

Sort of like a slightly shorter version of hold ups

Not sure about the circulation thing.. Mrs new is size eight on a bad day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah there thigh highs! next time u in supermarket get a pair of pop socks or knee highs usually in a light denier you will see what i mean....

sassy that made me smile so much!! xx

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Is an ironed shirt a sign of obsession, or just good housekeeping?

My vote goes to cargo's, James May shirt and brown or black Skechers, no underwear as a matter of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything ironed, hate it. Especially jeans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very short stockings that stop at the knee and cut circulation off if you have a larger leg! favoured by older ladies and usually in american tan colour! x"

Oh don't we all wear those with smart work trousers?!

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Yippee iron is staying in shed where its being for four years.

My hate: White socks

Criminal: White bra's that are now grey

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