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Element Name: Woman

Discoverer: Adam

Symbol: o+

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

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1). Body surface normally covered with film of powder or paint.

2). Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.

3). Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

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1). Reacts well to gold, platinum and ALL precious stones.

2). Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.

3). The most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE

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1). Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2). Can greatly aid relaxation.

3). Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS

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1). Turns green when placed alongside or nearby a superior or younger specimen.

2). Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never make eye contact.

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