FabSwingers.com forum: You know you're old when...

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

You walk through town, looking at the women in the short skirts and skimpy tops and think...

Get some clothes on, you'll catch your death.

Oh dear @ me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You walk through town, looking at the women in the short skirts and skimpy tops and think...

Get some clothes on, you'll catch your death.

Oh dear @ me

No that's just being gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's a parent thing too, worrying about people without a coat on lol.

i know i'm old when i see anyone i went to school with and they're wrinkly as fuck and i think "how did that happen".

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"that's a parent thing too, worrying about people without a coat on lol.

Lol, yeap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No longer being paranoid when you find another grey hair

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had a meeting with someone yesterday and I thought she was at least 15 years older than me. She then mentioned us being the same age and I realised how old I am now.

I'm ready.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I had a meeting with someone yesterday and I thought she was at least 15 years older than me. She then mentioned us being the same age and I realised how old I am now.

I'm ready."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know you are old when....you sound just like your mum

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

footsie is an immoral outrage

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"footsie is an immoral outrage "

Well it is isn't it?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You put a thong on and think "damn that's uncomfortable"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"footsie is an immoral outrage

Well it is isn't it?

What's footsie?

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

When you groan bending to pick something up, grunt getting out of the chair and taking the length of the room to straighten up and take half an hour for your joints to loosen up when you get up in the morning. Fuck me, I'm officially ancient!!!!!! Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"footsie is an immoral outrage

Well it is isn't it?

What's footsie?

Feet meeting under the table in a suggestive and sexual manner. Shocking! It'll be sex with the lights on and no nightie next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think doctors are looking far too young to be in that profession!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your old when you look at your doctor and think no way is he old enough to be a doctor

when your sat in a pub and want to go round IDing half the customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course none of this applies to me, reached 25 and been the same age for the past 30 years

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"footsie is an immoral outrage

Well it is isn't it?

What's footsie?

Feet meeting under the table in a suggestive and sexual manner. Shocking! It'll be sex with the lights on and no nightie next."

That's disgusting.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Get some clothes on, you'll catch your death."

It would sound so much better in a Welsh accent

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You make a noise when sitting down

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"You make a noise when sitting down

That's wind Tina love.....try charcoal biscuits

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you go out for lunch with your friends and come home at 6 while they carry on the piss for the rest of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u and ur best mate are singing along to the crap band in the pub to all the oldies, and her baby sister is embarrassed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember when a song got its first cover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at a copper and wonder if he shaves yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you are being highly entertained reading all this....while counting out blood pressure,hot flush,and sciatica pain meds.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you are really old when a new colleague starts work and you realise you have been doing the job longer than they have been on the planet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When kids talk about east enders and I ask hows ethyl doing? Lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"You make a noise when sitting down

That's wind Tina love.....try charcoal biscuits

I'm too much of a lady for wind. Apart from that, if I farted hallway through sex, I'd worry that some fellow was thinking I was trying to give him a blow job, but hadn't read the manual....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You know when you are really old when a new colleague starts work and you realise you have been doing the job longer than they have been on the planet!"

Don't! I was working with an organisation this summer where everyone there hadn't been born when I started working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make a noise when sitting down

That's wind Tina love.....try charcoal biscuits

I'm too much of a lady for wind. Apart from that, if I farted hallway through sex, I'd worry that some fellow was thinking I was trying to give him a blow job, but hadn't read the manual....

thats is so f*ng funny!...you just made me spit out my wine!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When you've been married longer than some of your prospective meets have been alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when kids disrespecting adults or just generally being gobby sods makes you wanna throttle them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've been married longer than some of your prospective meets have been alive."

love your post! i still believe in love!!!

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"You know when you are really old when a new colleague starts work and you realise you have been doing the job longer than they have been on the planet!

Don't! I was working with an organisation this summer where everyone there hadn't been born when I started working.

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ohhhhh but it's so do much fun when they try to seduce you at the office party and you flick them off by saying acquire some life experiences then come back and try harder ,,,. Much harder !!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

You plan your journeys up stairs and put things there ready so you don't have to go back down then up again .

You finally find something your looking for only to forget why you wanted it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the cycling shoes you are still using on a website, the caption said these were the top seller in the early 90's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refered to some d*unken scroat as a 'youth' the other day.

I'm 26.

There is no hope for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know you are old when....you sound just like your mum

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or saying the same thing to your kids, that your dad said to you

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

You have to limber up before attempting to cut yer toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find your first grey pube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take your youngest to school and the other parents there were in the same year as your oldest

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Getting lucky these days means... remembering what you went into that room for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look forward to listening to ken Bruce on radio 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your start a sentence with....the problem with the youth of today

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

When your posting a message on a thread and have to cancel to look at the thread title again

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

When its a beautiful sunny day, and you think? I better get a line of washing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you both watch some porn and find yourselves saying " oh, that's a nice sofa ", or " I like their curtains "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know when you are really old when a new colleague starts work and you realise you have been doing the job longer than they have been on the planet!"

+1 or they tell you their parents are getting on a bit but are 2 years younger than me... Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you note the fact that your favorite jumber is older than that hot lady in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your start a sentence with....the problem with the youth of today

I find myself saying 'nowadays'

Eek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I remember my nan's twin tub with a mangle attached...

Her

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"When your start a sentence with....the problem with the youth of today

I find myself saying 'nowadays'

Eek."

I'm saying "back in my day" alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I remember my nan's twin tub with a mangle attached...

Her"

My MOTHER had one of those...

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Can no longer read the fine prints ..

..need bifocal glasses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trannies know we're old when our facial completion no longer reacts to industrial sized applications of the most potent military-strength weapon-grade anti-wrinkle cream available and we are left with no choice but too accept that even with good make-up, our face will always resemble the furrowed contours of a portly mountain gorillas scrotum…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over 50 seems old on here when your outside most womens age lmit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You put a thong on and think "damn that's uncomfortable""

NEVER! I will wear thongs until people start to cringe at the sight of my be-thonged arse!!

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

You know you are old when you don't get replies to your messages on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so right doh I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asked if you fancied some crack was a sexual proposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I refered to some d*unken scroat as a 'youth' the other day.

I'm 26.

There is no hope for me!"

I have bags under my eyes that are 26 - you baby you!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"And I remember my nan's twin tub with a mangle attached...

Her

My MOTHER had one of those...

My grandma and my mam both had twin tubs with mangles...my first washing machine back in 1985 was also a twin tub, but didn't have a mangle...I tell ya, the orgasms off a twin tub spin were pretty spectacular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I remember my nan's twin tub with a mangle attached...

Her

My MOTHER had one of those...

Twin tubs?? kin'ell I can remember dolly and tubs, and no, it's not someones profile name

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

"You walk through town, looking at the women in the short skirts and skimpy tops and think...

Get some clothes on, you'll catch your death.

Oh dear @ me

... you're walking through town and you've forgot why you've gone into town! Then you see skimpily clad women and town doesn't seem to be such a bad place to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my son said he wanted an old classic car, it was one I remember advertised when it was new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your daughter says to you....

mum when you was young before they invented electric ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You walk through town, looking at the women in the short skirts and skimpy tops and think...

Get some clothes on, you'll catch your death.

Oh dear @ me

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when Yer cock needs a jumper and hat

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

You start wearing glitter.

When I was 18 my best friend and I noticed that the older ladies in our club of choice loved the glitter. In their hair, in the fabric of their clothes, on their skin.

I now have a couple of sparkly tops, sparkly dry shampoo, and my 'going out look' isn't complete without shimmery body lotion.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You know you're getting old when you start laughing and the tears run down your legs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your old when your in town and you cant pass a toilet without using it

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I was watching Ajax v Utrecht on the tele and when they lined up in the tunnel i swear there wasn't one that looked older than 15.

When this sort of thing keeps happening you know you're getting on a bit.

Dave

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"You start wearing glitter.

When I was 18 my best friend and I noticed that the older ladies in our club of choice loved the glitter. In their hair, in the fabric of their clothes, on their skin.

I now have a couple of sparkly tops, sparkly dry shampoo, and my 'going out look' isn't complete without shimmery body lotion.

It could be worse, you could be going for the 'blue rinse' look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I'm old when i see anyone I went to school with and they're wrinkly ."

This is happening more and more lately..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your old when your in town and you cant pass a toilet without using it"

That is diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your old when your in town and you cant pass a toilet without using it

That is diabetes

also enlarge prostate fella

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

You know you're old when you have dry dreams and wet farts.....

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