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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've doing some wrapping, whilst watching Strictly and have poured a glass of red after a long week at work! It's going down a treat.

So what you having ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on taxi duty for Mrs N and her girly friends so it'll have to be a soft and full of stimulant. It could be a late one for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've doing some wrapping, whilst watching Strictly and have poured a glass of red after a long week at work! It's going down a treat.

So what you having ? "

Lemonade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a glass of sweet wine please x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god of that time to get wasted oh bugger forgot we don't drink lol two s please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm on taxi duty for Mrs N and her girly friends so it'll have to be a soft and full of stimulant. It could be a late one for me "

Can of red bull without vodka it is then !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/14 19:28:18]"

I'll have one of those as well please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've doing some wrapping, whilst watching Strictly and have poured a glass of red after a long week at work! It's going down a treat.

So what you having ?

Lemonade.

"

With ice and a straw ? Coming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm on taxi duty for Mrs N and her girly friends so it'll have to be a soft and full of stimulant. It could be a late one for me

Can of red bull without vodka it is then ! "

Better make it 2 please

By the end of the night, reckon I'll look like

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ice cold peach schnapps please.. Or a babycham

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank god of that time to get wasted oh bugger forgot we don't drink lol two s please "

Coke or Pepsi? Diet or full fat ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spent all afternoon shopping and the only bags I came away with were the ones already attached to me cock......can I have a large pint please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/14 19:28:18]

I'll have one of those as well please "

Magical mystery cocktail being invented! It may look better than it tastes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ice cold peach schnapps please.. Or a babycham"

Ah I even have some babycham glasses somewhere with the little deer thing on. Do you want a little paper umbrella to complete the look ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had three bottle of Champaign give to me for my 50th so I've opened the first one tonight. Quite nice too.

Iechyd da everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've spent all afternoon shopping and the only bags I came away with were the ones already attached to me cock......can I have a large pint please? "

Oh no! Did you not buy even one thing ? Large pint coming up , is that water, lager, real ale or cider or some other combo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had three bottle of Champaign give to me for my 50th so I've opened the first one tonight. Quite nice too.

Iechyd da everyone "

Have you got some strawberries to have with it Legs? If not , I'll send some over. Something decadent about champagne, enjoy !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/14 19:28:18]

I'll have one of those as well please

Magical mystery cocktail being invented! It may look better than it tastes ! "

Ok, half a shandy then

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Ice cold peach schnapps please.. Or a babycham

Ah I even have some babycham glasses somewhere with the little deer thing on. Do you want a little paper umbrella to complete the look ? "
yes please... Ive got those glasses too xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Having a coffee.

"

Americano ok? I have some somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had three bottle of Champaign give to me for my 50th so I've opened the first one tonight. Quite nice too.

Iechyd da everyone

Have you got some strawberries to have with it Legs? If not , I'll send some over. Something decadent about champagne, enjoy ! "

Oh I have actually! Diolch x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold cider would be lovely right now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A glass of red wine a well please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas "

That's outrageous! Honest mistake or something underhand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/14 19:28:18]

I'll have one of those as well please

Magical mystery cocktail being invented! It may look better than it tastes !

Ok, half a shandy then "

Coming up , what kind of shandy though ? It's hard work running this bar. Need some more mixers I think !

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas

That's outrageous! Honest mistake or something underhand? "

A major fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just opened a bottle of champers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas "

That's crap Cheeky ! Can they do you a cheque or Telegraphic transfer before Christmas ? Large vodka coming up , is it toffee flavour you like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent all afternoon shopping and the only bags I came away with were the ones already attached to me cock......can I have a large pint please?

Oh no! Did you not buy even one thing ? Large pint coming up , is that water, lager, real ale or cider or some other combo? "

Well I've bought a pint at pub now if that counts, lager btw... Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A glass of red wine a well please "

You can share my bottle. It's here waiting for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas

That's outrageous! Honest mistake or something underhand?

A major fuck up "

Being the glass half full kinda guy,

The one small possible upside is that January's pay packet will be bumper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually fancy a glass of red, some Pinot noir maybe. Rare I do but tonight I feel like I fancy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just opened a bottle of champers "

I do love a glass of champers! Enjoy !

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Hair of the dog! Glass of red here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a glass of pinot - just finished dinner - but i'll have a other, virtual one to follow it please! xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The biggest vodka I have just been underpaid by £450 and it's Christmas

That's outrageous! Honest mistake or something underhand?

A major fuck up

Being the glass half full kinda guy,

The one small possible upside is that January's pay packet will be bumper?"

Who knows I only just noticed today as I got my payslip I have to wait until Monday to contact payroll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I actually fancy a glass of red, some Pinot noir maybe. Rare I do but tonight I feel like I fancy it."

It's rare for me too, but it's a nice treat on occasion. I've got a Merlot here but might have a bottle of Pinot Noir somewhere. Coming straight up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hair of the dog! Glass of red here "

Has to be done Foxy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still broken from last night, please could I have a nice cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying of thirst here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm having a glass of pinot - just finished dinner - but i'll have a other, virtual one to follow it please! xx"

Virtual one coming straight up Paula. Think this bottle is nearly empty! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still broken from last night, please could I have a nice cup of tea? "

I know the feeling, a good broken though I hope. Coming up, Earl Grey , Typhoo or peppermint ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice cold cider would be lovely right now"

Sorry PP , I lost you in the rush . Cold cider coming straight up !

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Hair of the dog! Glass of red here

Has to be done Foxy ! "

Oh needs must and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my cans of carling are chilling while I'm taking a shit with talk sport on the radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm having a glass of pinot - just finished dinner - but i'll have a other, virtual one to follow it please! xx

Virtual one coming straight up Paula. Think this bottle is nearly empty! x "

I'll grab another from aldi hun. Back in a tick! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still broken from last night, please could I have a nice cup of tea?

I know the feeling, a good broken though I hope. Coming up, Earl Grey , Typhoo or peppermint ? "

The best sort of broken Ooh Earl Grey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my cans of carling are chilling while I'm taking a shit with talk sport on the radio "

Natalie - must you??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well my cans of carling are chilling while I'm taking a shit with talk sport on the radio "

Does talk sport help your bowels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice cold cider would be lovely right now

Sorry PP , I lost you in the rush . Cold cider coming straight up ! "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well my cans of carling are chilling while I'm taking a shit with talk sport on the radio

Natalie - must you?? "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"[Removed by poster at 13/12/14 19:28:18]

I'll have one of those as well please

Magical mystery cocktail being invented! It may look better than it tastes !

Ok, half a shandy then

Coming up , what kind of shandy though ? It's hard work running this bar. Need some more mixers I think ! "

Just a regular one, but I'm sure you can mix&match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later "

Sounds like a good night. I'll save some wine for you, although one of my friends may get there before you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later "

So was it a good night then hun? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later

Sounds like a good night. I'll save some wine for you, although one of my friends may get there before you ! "

I did. And thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later

So was it a good night then hun? Xx"

Rather excellent really How was your party? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later

So was it a good night then hun? Xx

Rather excellent really How was your party? x"

Yes it was great fun. A tad naughty, naturally! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was spoilt last night with some amazing cocktails in the Alchemist in Manchester so may just have a glass of wine later

So was it a good night then hun? Xx

Rather excellent really How was your party? x

Yes it was great fun. A tad naughty, naturally! xx"

As suspected my night contained no naughtiness, o well apart from a bit of innuendo cause I can't resist the shock value at times :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on the beach plz "

Bit cold at the moment

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sex on the beach plz

Bit cold at the moment "

They are probably otherwise engaged as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex on the beach plz

Bit cold at the moment "
YEs before we will sit in the sauna, Swedish style lol.

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