FabSwingers.com forum: Should clubs give refunds if you don't get a shag?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no just don't go there again.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, theres plenty that leave bad club re_iews cos no one wanted to play with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

that sounds good, I wouldn't mind going for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"

No because if there is no1 that is attracted to you or you to them then hey that's life!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?

No because if there is no1 that is attracted to you or you to them then hey that's life!"

this is a wind-up thread

S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people"

If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"
if that happend to us single men I'd have had a lot off free nights out . If no one played with u they must be mad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs.

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By *tmmCouple
over a year ago

harlow

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

YES! !!!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Clubs!

Shagging?

No, they don't do they?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs."

At some they don't.

But it could be a real money spinner if they had to declare how many shags they'd had on exit and get charged a 'pay per play' exit fee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs.

At some they don't.

But it could be a real money spinner if they had to declare how many shags they'd had on exit and get charged a 'pay per play' exit fee!

Pay per play NO ID BE SKINT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

nope but Tesco Clubcard points for every stroke of the cock would be appreciated

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me? "

No.

They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.

*and a free badge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could bring in some kind of stamp thing.... You get a shag you get a stamp!

So no refund

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By *ogerknightlyMan
over a year ago

Stockport

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

Bogof.

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me? "

Nope, i think the reputation would be enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me? "

You' get a free lift to the hospital I imagine. How many guys can you shag at a time?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

"nope but Tesco Clubcard points for every stroke of the cock would be appreciated"

Where would I swipe my card? More points for a shag. Every little helps.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

Like a loyalty card ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Yes....and if they get two shags they have to pay again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes....and if they get two shags they have to pay again

What if it's with the same person ?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Yes....and if they get two shags they have to pay again

What if it's with the same person ? "

Maybe a discount from paying double...maybe 10% off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, especially if they had the audacity to expect attendees to shower and wear clean clothing!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"

no... you are paying for the facilities ... anything else that happens is a bonus

that would i think send the wrong message and encourage people to think they are entitled to a shag because they pay

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

@ this thread

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs."

We might not always have to pay admission, but there are a fair few clubs that charge us membership fees, and rightly so.

Anyway, I reckon any woman who can prove they haven't been comprehensively shagged gets free bubbly and an all over massage from a hot bloke the clubs keep employed especially. Any club who would allow a woman to leave un-shagged should be bloody ashamed of themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

Most of the play at clubs is about as satisfying as a McDonalds…..so yes, great idea!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people

If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny

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you miss the ambiance .. Maybe a chat and a flirt in the hot tub .. A dance on a dance floor and making new friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people

If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny

you miss the ambiance .. Maybe a chat and a flirt in the hot tub .. A dance on a dance floor and making new friends"

So its not all about shagging then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"

everyone would be claiming they had a crap night for a refund

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

I like this idea.

I was thinking, people could get cards when they go in. Every shag they get their card stamped. 7 shags get one free.

Like a loyalty card ?"

Absolutely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would work a treat as I would get free entry for life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would work a treat as I would get free entry for life!"

Is that a double entendre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best way to ensure you get to have sex at a club is to take a partner .. I don't expect to play if I go alone on spec but its always nice to meet people

If I had a partner and its a shag am looking for I might just get it at home without spending a peny

Im with you on that one.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me? "

That kind of makes it a different type of Clun then

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"nope but Tesco Clubcard points for every stroke of the cock would be appreciated"

With this proposed scheme can you Boost your points to spend at Christmas?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Yes....and if they get two shags they have to pay again

What if it's with the same person ?

Maybe a discount from paying double...maybe 10% off

Youve obviously given this a lot of thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No refund, the club is just a venue it is the people that matter and what they put into the evening/party. No club can guarantee that the other people going will like you.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Found this quite funny.

Imagine though the response would not be so gentle if posed by a chap.

I did not think women paid to get into clubs."

Some do, albeit not as much as men.

On the basis of how many times I have paid for a club and not had a shag there then I have money to claim.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Do we still spend Friday nights licking and sticking them in the book or stick them straight onto the hot guy?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum "

same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum

same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones"

God yes I forgot that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the women in clubs who do get paid, work on commission?

And I don't think anyone should expect sex if they pay to get in anywhere legal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol that's why I don't go to clubs as 97% of the time you don't get a shag, rather save that 60£ entrance fee for 7kg of chicken for the week for muscle meals

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

And single blokes on here who message someone and don't get a shag from it get a month's free gold membership each time.

That's my free lifetime membership sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"

No its not a brothel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that would be an awesome policy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would work a treat as I would get free entry for life!

Is that a double entendre?

Fnarr fnarr...

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By *riendlyGirlWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I did not think women paid to get into clubs."

I've always paid as a single female. Sometimes I'm given free entrance but mostly I get charged £10. Still saving a lot compared to the men so can't complain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum

same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones"

I wonder what you'd have to do to get one of those.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Perhaps 'frequent flyer' airmiles is the way to go.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Perhaps 'frequent flyer' airmiles is the way to go."

I only 'fly' when I orgasm so a shag without an orgasm wouldn't qualify for an airmile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?

No.

They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.

*and a free badge!

Oooh what kind of badge??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger sounds like a amazing idea would only cost us our fuel and drinks no entry price refund rock on all the way with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Do we still spend Friday nights licking and sticking them in the book or stick them straight onto the hot guy?

Or licking the 'hot guy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they should give out green shield stamps out and then when you have enough you can trade them in for a hot guy

Youre showing your age now

I used to nearly make myself sick sticking those bloody stamps into the book for my Mum

same - used to love the stamp with a 40 on it - instead of all the teeny ones

I wonder what you'd have to do to get one of those.

no idea but i would save them up and then have a really good spend

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?

No.

They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.

*and a free badge!

Oooh what kind of badge??

A rusty sheriffs badge!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

Who needs a shag when one can have free Champagne instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I shag everyone in there should the club pay me?

No.

They are providing you with a service. Shagging everyone would get you a 5% discount on your 'pay per play' fees.

*and a free badge!

Oooh what kind of badge??

A rusty sheriffs badge!

Star shaped!! I love stars

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

They are clubs not brothels,of course you cannot guarantee a shag.

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By *uper_gMan
over a year ago

london

I personally wouldnt be bothered if the bunk up came or not, just out to have a good time with good friendly people. Maybe make a few pals and if the fun comes at a later date then all good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?"

Cracking idea! I see a gap in the market which I may well exploit. Forget those irritating PPI calls - hold onto your hat for "Chell's Club Shag Refund Service' being set up!!

'Have you had a Club visit in the last 3 years?

Did you not get a shag? Call Chell - where there's blame there's a claim' No penis too small. Fees vary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We pay our money to go in a club. Nice chat to people. But no-one wants to play. We take our own drinks. Jacuzzi may be nice but hmmm.

Should clubs give refunds when people don't get a shag?

Cracking idea! I see a gap in the market which I may well exploit. Forget those irritating PPI calls - hold onto your hat for "Chell's Club Shag Refund Service' being set up!!

'Have you had a Club visit in the last 3 years?

Did you not get a shag? Call Chell - where there's blame there's a claim' No penis too small. Fees vary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love some of the responses to this , I can tell who has read the thread and who hasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No refund for that, but I think you should get a refund if you ring them before hand they say yes we are busy tonight, then you travel hours to get there and there is about 5 people in there

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I love some of the responses to this , I can tell who has read the thread and who hasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha, theres plenty that leave bad club re_iews cos no one wanted to play with them

Is that the club's fault, or is it the clientele that use the club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too bloody right.

And single women who dont pay to get in but dont get a shag anyway should have complimentary champagne all night

Meet me round the back of the bins. I've got a bottle of white lightning

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I love some of the responses to this , I can tell who has read the thread and who hasn't

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and those with a sense of humour bypass

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