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just a poem for everyone ..... its christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tis the Season

Tis the time of season

....... where everyone spends the time

to spend with loved ones

but others, ........ are left behind

So ....... take the time to spend

with others ........ that have no one to Mind

........ giving relief of their time

and giving them ......... Your time

So ........ make this season

all the better ...... for those all alone

A smile ..... is as good as any

to others ..... who receive ... nothing in kind

Tis the time of season

...... to give to others

a gift......... of a warm smile

warming One .... from deep inside

So ......... make this season

all the better ..... in this moment of time

A hug ......... that is offered

bringing warmth ..... to ones home at this time

Tis the time of season

to celebrate at home ........ with thine

So think of others ...... at this Time

Wishing everyone ......... a Merry Xmas from Mine

Merry Xmas everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptying Santa’s Sack

One Christmas Eve on a roof top up on high

A poor soul stands shouting up at the sky

He has lost his job and his wife has left him

And the size of his overdraft is quite grim

Finishing his rant to god he shuts his eyes

Then he leaves a note saying his good-byes

He walks up to the edge ready to jump off

He stops when behind him he hears a cough

Father Christmas asks him "are you ok?"

And the man tells him the details of his day

He again walks to the edge of the rooftop

Then Father Christmas shouts, "please stop!"

“It’s Christmas so I’ll give three gifts to you

And I will have a small task for you to do”

Santa Claus says, “let me help you please”

The poor man is in such despair so he agrees

"That would be wonderful thanks,” he said

Father Christmas told him what was ahead

Firstly go home to your wife who is there

Waiting dressed in her sexiest underwear

Longing for you and begging forgiveness

She wants only you and your fond caress

And as for the recent loss of her affection

She will have absolutely no recollection

Secondly go into work after the holiday

Sit at your desk and work the same way

Your salary will have been well increased

Nobody remembers your employment ceased

Thirdly when you check your bank account

And you will be in credit by a large amount

The man is thrilled "oh thank you, thank you!"

Then said, “what is it that you want me to do?"

“Drop your trousers and then bend down”

The man is unsure agrees but wears a frown

Santa Claus gave him a brutal buggering

Leaving the poor man with eyes watering

Afterwards Santa asked, “how old are you?”

The man replied “actually I’m forty two”

“You're too old to believe in me by quite a bit”

Said the fat gay bastard in the Santa outfit

Bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol , aaaaaaaaaaaaah nooooooooo

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By *ummersun99Woman
over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

Merry Chrimbo & a Happy New Year to everyone

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