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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....never get your laxatives mixed up with your Viagra.... it makes you crap in bed!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

I bloke went into a chemist and ask for Viagra but wanted the tablets cut into 4 quarters. The chemist said, “Yes we can do that for you but you need to realise that a quarter of a Viagra tablet won’t give you a full erection”.

The bloke said, “Yes I know, I’m 96-years-old, I don’t want an erection, I just want my cock to stick out far enough so I don’t piss on my slippers!”

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

its very handy if you over do it on holiday , it keeps the sheets of your sunburn

i just thought it could be either

yuuuuuuuuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

LMAO...thanks for making me laugh this morning Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Sometimes even smiling makes my face ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


""Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means." "

Every so often I just masturbate............sorry off track

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... if someone throws a pin at you.... run like fuck, he's got a live grenade in his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be."

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