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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Which is the most outrageous you have heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diana was murdered at the behest of Prince Phillip. Total bollox.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Years ago, when the beehive hairstyle was all the rage, a female teen got tired of spending hours for the creation and upkeep of the latest beehive 'do.' Instead of ratting and teasing her hair endlessly then applying the appropriate and expensive hair products of the time in order to make her beehive behave as it should, she found a quicker, longer-lasting way to make the 'hive' harden and thus be fashionable.

What the teen started doing on a regular basis was to wash her hair in an application of inexpensively mixed sugar-water, then allowed the sugar water to dry and harden in exactly the style she wanted. She then had to sleep with a towel wrapped a certain way about her hair and she also slept on a specially sized half pillow overnight to ensure that her locks were undisturbed.

Ah but the towel and pillow were just minor inconveniences in order to attain the elaborate beehive hairstyle the teen wanted each day.

One morning, however, her mother missed her at the breakfast table, and so went to the teen's room to rouse her for the morning meal.

What the mother found was horrendous.

Her daughter was dead right in her bed, her hair and face covered with bugs.

It is unclear whether the bugs smothered her as she slept or stung her to death in the night, but on thing is certain...

When the teen's body was removed from the home and prepared for burial, the coroner had to shave off all her hair and place a wig on the teen because so many bugs were nested in her locks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

Uncle Baz you should be well aware you might end up putting mustard on a frank and not in a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit ..

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit .. "

Its mi Uncle! Do ya know him?? Your not auntie Vera are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit ..

Its mi Uncle! Do ya know him?? Your not auntie Vera are you???

Nah! Auntie Vera had a better disposition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit ..

Its mi Uncle! Do ya know him?? Your not auntie Vera are you???

Nah! Auntie Vera had a better disposition.

You bitch!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit ..

Its mi Uncle! Do ya know him?? Your not auntie Vera are you???

Nah! Auntie Vera had a better disposition.

Well if it was Auntie Vera you could ask the govt for compensation for the conviction if she is still alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

Would you jump in bed with her and turn the lights off without checking the buttie box first though?

Well nephew you know too well I keep me english mustard close to the buttie box in case of emergencys...

It's YOU innit ..

Its mi Uncle! Do ya know him?? Your not auntie Vera are you???

Nah! Auntie Vera had a better disposition.

You bitch!"

And you complain but I still lurve ya!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Which is the most outrageous you have heard?

Liverpool had a good team once

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

weren't all of the pussycat dolls suppose to be lady men as well....

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Which is the most outrageous you have heard?

Liverpool had a good team once

Oi less of that!

We really did have a good team when i was a nipper to knee high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That gentlemen exist!! How much more urbany legendly does it get thant that !

Pah ... nice shawl Baz

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"That gentlemen exist!! How much more urbany legendly does it get thant that !

Pah ... nice shawl Baz "

Is uncle Baz real is he a urban legend? *cue music from twilight zone* Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That gentlemen exist!! How much more urbany legendly does it get thant that !

Pah ... nice shawl Baz

Is uncle Baz real is he a urban legend? *cue music from twilight zone* Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do

That's the outer limits......

Twighlight zone goes ..... Dah de dah do dah Dah do doh do dahhhhhhh

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"That gentlemen exist!! How much more urbany legendly does it get thant that !

Pah ... nice shawl Baz

Is uncle Baz real is he a urban legend? *cue music from twilight zone* Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do, Do de do do

That's the outer limits......

Twighlight zone goes ..... Dah de dah do dah Dah do doh do dahhhhhhh"

Bugger i got it wrong!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

weren't all of the pussycat dolls suppose to be lady men as well....

I remember when Culture Club came on the scene as a kid and my mates brother thought the lead singer was fit as fuck! We never let him live it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady Ga Ga is a lady man...Does it for me...

weren't all of the pussycat dolls suppose to be lady men as well....

I remember when Culture Club came on the scene as a kid and my mates brother thought the lead singer was fit as fuck! We never let him live it down

That there Marilyn was gorgeous I fancied her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Chameleon could be any calmer.

That's an urban legend

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

that lemmings run of cliffs.

.thats maybe more of a misconception.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The film was faked where they run off the cliff. They were forced off but even so the whole thing became legendary.

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over a year ago

Sort of like a lemming snuff movie

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

A woman in London gave birth to puppies (they all died at birth apparently) back in the sixties and the are in the vaults of the science museum!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Sort of like a lemming snuff movie

Thats not to be sniffed at!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"The film was faked where they run off the cliff. They were forced off but even so the whole thing became legendary. "

i believed that for frigging years.obviously no animals were harmed,in the making of this film.didnt matter then.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Spinach had a huge iron intent..

Something to do with the wrong placing of a decimal point in findings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intentional spinach scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intentional spinach scares me "

Intentional rescue F.A.B

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

The most outrageous one I have heard is that Sidney actually has a University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i heard that his mate stanley has a polytechnic!!

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Diana was murdered at the behest of Prince Phillip. Total bollox. "

Everyone knows it was MI6 under orders from the Queen.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

you have all missed the biggest urban legend/myth of all

The pussy posse rule .........ha ha ha!!!!

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

the strangest urban myth i have heard is that couples actually answer messages.

some people will believe anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was lemmings not a pc game that iritated the feck out of me, digging climbing?????

Bugger, am I in the wrong thread?

Paddy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the strangest urban myth i have heard is that couples actually answer messages.

some people will believe anything

Oh they do for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was lemmings not a pc game that iritated the feck out of me, digging climbing?????

Bugger, am I in the wrong thread?

Paddy xx"

Lemmings was a pc game. God you are old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eva Cassidy is still alive.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Bob Holness played the Sax on Gerry Rafferty's Baker St

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