FabSwingers.com forum: Write your very own verification here.?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now if you was going to write yourself a verifications how would it read on your profile. What would it say about you. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a nice cup of tea, shit shag though x

Just my luck, can't even get a good veri from myself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the rain,

The feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne

and i like making love at midnight under the stars.

I the person you have looked for, come with me and escape .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally reliable. If he arranges to meet, he will meet.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Makes a nice cup of tea, shit shag though x

Just my luck, can't even get a good veri from myself lol

Could be worse. At least you can console yourself over a nice cuppa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now if you was going to write yourself a verifications how would it read on your profile. What would it say about you. ?

Moody but great in the sack.

I'd do me but not give me my number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great meet, had a lovely coffee, although I wish he's shut up and let me get a word in edgeways. Might even shag him one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to tell this nymphomaniac that most women are shit at giving bjs coz she can actually give a good one. Half decent looking, fairly relaxed in bed and up for almost anything, but gonna over exaggerate how good she was coz i wanna fuck her again. Fucks too many guys, but i'll overlook it... for now.

Lol, that's the impression i get from meets. No idea how i'd sell myself really. Probably would put "wanted to cum all over a cock today, so did just that".

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The reason why I'm installing a moat and a portcullis.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Now I didn't expect that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had to tell this nymphomaniac that most women are shit at giving bjs coz she can actually give a good one. Half decent looking, fairly relaxed in bed and up for almost anything, but gonna over exaggerate how good she was coz i wanna fuck her again. Fucks too many guys, but i'll overlook it... for now.

Lol, that's the impression i get from meets. No idea how i'd sell myself really. Probably would put "wanted to cum all over a cock today, so did just that".

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lol loving it ... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He came,He saw,He fucked it up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous, sexy and reliable a credit to fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOWZERS What can I say bout this pouty,pouty,lil sex kitten.

Mikki has a mouth like a vacuum cleaner and the peachiest ass ive ever, ever, ever seen, can drink like a fish and the dress sense of a diva.

shes an evil nasty bitch and I wanna MARRY HER

she mutters in Italian a lot though

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

I am hoping a Swedish girl might read it and want to rattle my bones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhausting, demanding ,selfish,deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

I am hoping a Swedish girl might read it and want to rattle my bones

I know a Swedish girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Git, didn't turn up, I waited alone for hours. But it was ok, got a sympathy shag off the waitress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol loving it ... xx

thanks, read yours to a tune in my head coz it seems like song lyrics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally reliable. If he arranges to meet, he will meet."

Not a dig at you but you would be amazed how many people put that on their profile then no show.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Nice eyes. Amazing kisser. Likes to be the little spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, that was awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol loving it ... xx

thanks, read yours to a tune in my head coz it seems like song lyrics.

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yes its a song and makes me always smile .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol loving it ... xx

thanks, read yours to a tune in my head coz it seems like song lyrics.

yes its a song and makes me always smile .

didn't think it was an actual song hahah, thought you'd made it up.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sandy was nearly sane and yes she wobbled so keep the light off and you will never know, however her amazing kisses and mind blowing bj's more than made up for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol loving it ... xx

thanks, read yours to a tune in my head coz it seems like song lyrics.

yes its a song and makes me always smile .

didn't think it was an actual song hahah, thought you'd made it up.

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yes changed one or two words . lol But it is a song .. XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friendly reliable good in bed and he cooks a mean breakfast too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, if you're looking to be filled with disappointment and regret, this guy is THE ONE. You'll never go back!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friendly reliable good in bed and he cooks a mean breakfast too

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So its a sleep over . xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friendly reliable good in bed and he cooks a mean breakfast too

So its a sleep over . xx

It is, so what do you fancy a continental or full english

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

If only his penis was a big as his ego I'd have had a great time. !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If only his penis was a big as his ego I'd have had a great time. !!

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With a name like that i would be looking for a BIG one .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friendly reliable good in bed and he cooks a mean breakfast too

So its a sleep over . xx

It is, so what do you fancy a continental or full english

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Full .

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"If only his penis was a big as his ego I'd have had a great time. !!

With a name like that i would be looking for a BIG one .

So was she.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant! Utterly wasted on a site like this...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet is sexy n friendly and loves cock.greys a grumpy old git,but then I called to fuck sweet,not look at greys grumpy mug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like butter wouldn't melt but fucks like a whore

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Nice couple.... No rules

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

He's got the h factor honest, humourous, hung, hunk....;-)

Well 25% of that statement is true,

you'll have to meet him to find out which 25% it was...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky high standards and worth making the effort for.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

I thought she would be like Audrey Hepburn and I wasn't disappointed. The rotting flesh and the smell were off putting but she did give deepthroat without gagging.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

She has it all: annoying but her tits are real and she looks great in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virtually impossible to track down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't meet her again. She's insatiable and made me sore for days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought she would be like Audrey Hepburn and I wasn't disappointed. The rotting flesh and the smell were off putting but she did give deepthroat without gagging."
ooo my that's very arty and painted a strange pic in my head here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet us while you can before we get sectioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shy,virgin,sweet good catholic girl

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Shy,virgin,sweet good catholic girl

You forgot pathological liar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen all my photo'a asked lot's of questions then had a wank and left !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intresting meet, never had a a man that cried at the site of a naked woman before lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wow what can I say! Treat this guy with respect he's really genuiblah blah blah blah bollox.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

I am hoping a Swedish girl might read it and want to rattle my bones

I know a Swedish girl...

ding dong say hi from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes a cracking White Russian.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Not bad for a fat bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paula - practically perfect in every way!

Nah - it'd be 'Adds a whole new dimension to frigid - even my ex - 'Sonia the Stiff' - was an amazing fuck by comparison! Seriously guys - stay at home with a tinny and the footie!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Intresting meet, never had a a man that cried at the site of a naked woman before lol

I like that. Think I'll add it to my veri's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I said "see you next Tuesday", he thought I meant for a meet. Daft old fart

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By *ebedee2009Man
over a year ago

South Croydon

Has an endless supply of vodka/non pc jokes /condoms approaching their sell by date.

Does a great breakfast tho!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Now if you was going to write yourself a verifications how would it read on your profile. What would it say about you. ?

...."we met steve, he came to our house and was a wonderfully sexual and sensual man, happy to get naked and play with us both - he's very good at oral and a very conscientious and considerate sexual partner....."

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Now if you was going to write yourself a verifications how would it read on your profile. What would it say about you. ?

Are you entering into the spirit of self piss taking that most posters have shown?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Shame it was only my car he serviced

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Bonkers, can talk the hind legs off a donkey, don't let her near the jack Daniels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, not bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!!!

That is all

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I was told she had great oral skills I didn't think she was going to chat all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talks utter bollocks.

Her bum makes up for it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reliable, friendly and funny with a surprisingly sexy side. Not overly bold until you kiss her then all bets are off! Can be lazy in the bedroom but get her turned on enough and you'll struggle to keep up. Excellent at blowjobs and finding a man's hot spot but incredibly vanilla when it comes to bodily fluids! Can be demanding but equally shy. This girl is a mix of contradictions and your meet with either be middle of the road or one of the most unforgettable experiences of your life. Are you a gambling man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont meet this girl she's a shit shag, makes awful tea and is ugly as sin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome lover, makes me tingle from head to toe, energy, stamina, an all round performer,girls I highly recomend meeting him, he will rock your world, ...? Who?.....greel?......oh god no he's a prick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long winded, a bit funny, quite nice, terrible speeller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, he's real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

I am hoping a Swedish girl might read it and want to rattle my bones

I know a Swedish girl...

ding dong say hi from me

Ding dong is Swedish for Hi?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Ladies hittar snyggare killar än Sam med större kukar men aldrig möter du en trevligare mer kompetent älskare som är bara en genuin trevlig kille som förtjänar en chans så vad väntar du på

I am hoping a Swedish girl might read it and want to rattle my bones

I know a Swedish girl...

ding dong say hi from me

Ding dong is Swedish for Hi?"

Sam. I sent your message to a Swedish girl I know and she replied.

I Sverige kvinnorna gillar bara män med stora kukar. ledsen

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Total slapper .....

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Car obsessed Grease covered bug seeking willing assistant to rein in ditzy heel obsessed imp that likes being in control.run while you can.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Total slapper ....."

My kinda girl

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